Mad Libs anyone?  

swooness 35F
879 posts
7/20/2006 7:11 am

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7/21/2006 5:02 am

Mad Libs anyone?

Number a paper 1-36 and choose the correct word for each category. For example, #1 asks for an adjective, so I might choose "pretty." When you are completely done with the whole list, the story that you insert the words into is the first comment on this post. Insert the words and, wa-la! you are an author! If you have time, rewrite the story with your words so all of us can enjoy or at least let me know how it went HAVE FUN!

1. adjective
2. adjective
3. your name (AdultFriendFinder)
4. verb (-ing)
5. place
6. your name
7. adjective
8. adjective
9. piece of clothing
10. adjective
11. piece of clothing
12. your name
13. modern-day invention
14. place
15. your name
16. relative
17. type of meeting
18. your name
19. place
20. another relative
21. your name
22. piece of clothing
23. verb (past tense)
24. verb (past tense)
25. type of injury
26. body part
27. relative (#20’s)
28. body part
29. noun
30. relative (#20’s)
31. your name
32. body part
33. verb (past tense)
34. body part
35. relative (#20’s)
36. adjective (superlative form: best, ugliest, tallest, etc.)


swooness 35F

7/20/2006 7:16 am

One 1______, 2_______ day, 3______ was 4______ through the 5_____. 6_______ was wearing a 7_______, 8________ 9_________ with yellow polka-dots and a matching 10_________ 11__________ with flowers on it. Suddenly, it occurred to 12________ that he/she had forgotten his/her handy-dandy 13________ at 14_________. How was he/she going to survive the day without it?! 15__________ needed it to call his/her 16__________ for their 17__________. Thankfully, when 18_________ got to the 19__________, his/her 20___________ was there waiting for him/her. However, just as 21___________ was about to enter, his/her 22__________ broke off, he/she 23__________ and 24___________. He/she had a deep 25___________ on his/her 26__________. And just like the old days, his/her 27__________ blew on the 28__________ and placed a 29_____________ on it. 30_____________ took 31___________ 32_____________ and 33_____________ him/her up to his/her 34___________. “Thanks, 35__________! You’re the 36_____________!.”


swooness 35F

7/20/2006 7:16 am

The original story:

One beautiful, sunny day, Swooness was walking through the park. She was wearing a lovely, pink sundress with yellow polka-dots and a matching large-brim hat with flowers on it. Suddenly, it occurred to Swooness that she had forgotten her handy-dandy cell phone at home. How was she going to survive the day without it?! Swooness needed it to call her grandmother for their luncheon. Thankfully, when Swooness got to the restaurant, her grandmother was there waiting for her. However, just as Swooness was about to enter, her heel broke off, she slipped and fell. She had a deep gash on her knee. And just like the old days, her grandmother blew on the knee and placed a band-aid on it. Grandmother took Swooness’ hand and pulled her up to her feet. “Thanks Grandma! You’re the best!.”


greendragon65 52M
396 posts
7/20/2006 8:13 am

One dark, rainy day, Greendragon65 was running through the city. Greendragon65 was wearing a tailored, black suit with yellow polka-dots and a matching black tie with flowers on it. Suddenly, it occurred to Greendragon65 that he had forgotten his handy-dandy credit card at home. How was he going to survive the day without it?! Greendragon needed it to call his brother for their lunch. Thankfully, when Greendragon65 got to the toilet, his mother was there waiting for him. However, just as Greendragon65 was about to enter, his T-shirt broke off, he forgot and jumped. He had a deep sprain on his buttocks. And just like the old days, his mother blew on the leg and placed a stone on it. Mother took Greendragon65s head and kicked him up to his feet. “Thanks, mother! You’re the sweetest!.”

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gamecock08 45M

7/20/2006 6:39 pm

One crappy sexy day, Gamecock08 was kicking through Umstead State Park. Gamecock08 was wearing a hot, clamy girdle with yellow polka-dots and a matching stinky sock with flowers on it. Suddenly, it occurred to Gamecock08 that he had forgotten his handy-dandy ipod at the moon. How was he going to survive the day without it?! Gamecock08 needed it to call his Uncle Dave for their teleconference. Thankfully, when Gamecock08 got to outer Mongolia, his Aunt Sue was there waiting for him. However, just as Gamecock08 was about to enter, his parachute pants broke off, he puked and coughed. He had a deep shin splint on his ass. And just like the old days, his Aunt Sue blew on the adams apple and placed a Guitar on it. Aunt Sue took Gamecock08's big toe and chuckled him up to his nut sac. “Thanks, Aunt Sue! You’re the shittiest!.”


Think_Deep_Thots 37M
32 posts
7/23/2006 8:40 pm

Insert the words and, wa-la!

Um, I think it's "voila!"

One sensual, brazen day, TDT was swimming through the Okcracoke beach. TDT was wearing a wet, dirty pair of shorts with yellow polka-dots and a matching elusive pair of boxers with flowers on it. Suddenly, it occurred to TDT that he had forgotten his handy-dandy iPod at Bailey's. How was he going to survive the day without it?! TDT needed it to call his cousin for their date. Thankfully, when TDT got to the running trail, his sister was there waiting for him. However, just as TDT was about to enter, his bandana broke off, he forgot and killed. He had a deep blister on his hand. And just like the old days, his sister blew on the head and placed a bicycle on it. His sister took TDT's breast and cupped him up to her ass. “Thanks, sister! You’re the horniest!.”

Very incestuous....

Excellent idea, Swooness, let's try another one!


dimondquality4yo 54M
1 post
7/27/2006 3:04 pm

I am seduced by your writing and images


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