De$peration lead$ to ugly thing$  

swooness 35F
879 posts
6/7/2006 3:54 am

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De$peration lead$ to ugly thing$

One reason why I like blogging is so that I can share those life-altering moments in which an epiphany makes its amazing presence…or rather so I can have you join me in celebrating, more like gawking, at another oddity of men (however, since most of my readers are men…learning something new to NOT to do).

It$ amazing how the male mind work$ - how determined, tenaciou$, or maybe de$perate $ome can be. It would $eem (to $ome of you) that the next logical $tep after rejection i$ to add in$ult to injury- ye$, to offer her money. Obviou$ly, if you can’t get her in the $ack with your wit, charm, $eduction, or at lea$t good look$, then money will have to do the trick that your word$ or action$ could not.

Ye$, I have had more than my $hare of imbecile$ who believe that if a lady will not $leep with him ba$ed on her moral$, then maybe $he will throw tho$e $ame moral$ out the window for money. $o, how do I re$pond? A$ always$ like a lady…I merely mutter $ome inappropriate word$ and delete hi$ ill attempt of an invite.

But, what would I really like to do? Simple:
Drench him in freezing, icy-cold water to the point his lips aren’t the only things blue and his toes aren’t the only tiny, shriveled-up raisins (yes ‒ raisin, which is probably twice if not 3x’s the size of his pee-wee on a good day and that includes Viagra) on his body. But, no! Lets not stop there…take his sorry, weak, in-equipped excuse of a manhood and parade him in front of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models of every month from the past 10 years. Yet somehow, I still see him collecting whatever balls and masculinity he has left and still offering sex because he will always remain the oafish pig that he is.

Too harsh? Too bad

**did you like my $ubtle hint$? the one and only thing I learned from the$e idiot$ **


monkeyboy818 37M

6/7/2006 5:01 am

Brilliant dear Swooness,

I will remember that if you ever mail me, I need to tread carefully or my Pee wee(as you put it) could end up the size of a dried grape.


dreamswyou 50M

6/7/2006 5:06 am

I believe it. Some men are complete idiots for lack of a better word.

Maybe piggish, stupid, self centered, full of themselves, arrogant, think they can have anything they want, view themselves as MR. stud just because they have a cock

I have a cock. Maybe I should walk around in public with it hanging out Most men are just plain stupid. Nothing between their ears!

Any of that sound familiar to you???? I'm on your side and I'm a man!

I just don't get it either!!!

Nice pic Very beautiful!


loadeddice05 44M

6/7/2006 6:59 am

I value being a man and my prize winning pig of an attitude!!! And have offered money to a lovely secretary who didn't see my greatness!!! lol!!!!! I am not gonna defend your honor or ruff someone up for you?? though!! Will this club carrying actually impress???

But am in agreement!!! Men can be stuuuuupid!!!!

Got 20 bucks wanna party??????


rm_Bonerazor 38M

6/7/2006 7:41 am

Is this the same guy from your Persistance blog or another whelp? I think I have a better idea besides a fishing hole in the Antarctic. Tie him to a tree in the woods and soak him in honey, especially his twig and berries. Then sit back and watch every insect known to man make a plague like swarm to dig in, as they all love sweets.


greendragon65 52M
396 posts
6/7/2006 8:11 am

Swooness - Don't despair, I know some people in the trash collecting business. Bada-Bing!!


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 1:52 pm

thank you....us chicas need to stick together and educate these men


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 1:54 pm

    Quoting monkeyboy818:
    Brilliant dear Swooness,

    I will remember that if you ever mail me, I need to tread carefully or my Pee wee(as you put it) could end up the size of a dried grape.
i don't ask for much....intelligence, charm, chivalry, looks....just don't be an a**hole

dried grape...excellent choice


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 1:57 pm

    Quoting dreamswyou:
    I believe it. Some men are complete idiots for lack of a better word.

    Maybe piggish, stupid, self centered, full of themselves, arrogant, think they can have anything they want, view themselves as MR. stud just because they have a cock

    I have a cock. Maybe I should walk around in public with it hanging out Most men are just plain stupid. Nothing between their ears!

    Any of that sound familiar to you???? I'm on your side and I'm a man!

    I just don't get it either!!!

    Nice pic Very beautiful!
piggish, stupid, self centered, full of themselves, arrogant, think they can have anything they want, view themselves as MR. stud just because they have a cock
did i write this? if not..time to do some major plagiarism

thank you for the compliment


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 2:00 pm

    Quoting rm_kylegl2814:
    most men think that they are about three sit-ups away from being mr universe. don't let 'em piss you off girl. want i should rough someone up? just point me in their direction!
want i should rough someone up?
thankfully, i play soccer...my kleets do a pretty good job at kicking balls but very sweet of you to offer


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 2:05 pm

    Quoting loadeddice05:
    I value being a man and my prize winning pig of an attitude!!! And have offered money to a lovely secretary who didn't see my greatness!!! lol!!!!! I am not gonna defend your honor or ruff someone up for you?? though!! Will this club carrying actually impress???

    But am in agreement!!! Men can be stuuuuupid!!!!

    Got 20 bucks wanna party??????
I value being a man and my prize winning pig of an attitude!!!
and i am sure there is someone out there who values you that pig attitude just as you value her trailer-trash mouth and clown makeup

Got 20 bucks wanna party
honey, 20 bucks won't even pay a full tank of gas now-a-days...


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 2:08 pm

    Quoting rm_Bonerazor:
    Is this the same guy from your Persistance blog or another whelp? I think I have a better idea besides a fishing hole in the Antarctic. Tie him to a tree in the woods and soak him in honey, especially his twig and berries. Then sit back and watch every insect known to man make a plague like swarm to dig in, as they all love sweets.
No...this is a different prick...god, I hope they don't procreate

Tie him to a tree in the woods and soak him in honey, especially his twig and berries. Then sit back and watch every insect known to man make a plague like swarm to dig in
wow...that even made me gag...ick. but excellent choice


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 2:09 pm

    Quoting greendragon65:
    Swooness - Don't despair, I know some people in the trash collecting business. Bada-Bing!!
how big is it? Its going to need to hold a lot for the idiots that I come across...


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 2:12 pm

    Quoting rm_alamo1235:
    OK now tell us how you really feel.

    Just joking. But you are right some people see money as the way to get anything they want. The sad part is that as a society, in general, rate the success of people by what is in their bank account and not their character.

    I will confess that I am guilty of this myself. Sometimes when I see an average looking guy with an awesome looking woman unfortuantely my first thought is he must have a giant tool or plenty of money. However I am overlooking the fact that he may be a great person.

    Have a wonderful day.
The sad part is that as a society, in general, rate the success of people by what is in their bank account and not their character.

we may do that, but just because you have the money doesn't mean you should use it to force things to happen, especially the impossible


Think_Deep_Thots 37M
32 posts
6/7/2006 3:08 pm

I will start the bidding at one hundred billion dollars!

As soon as I get back from the payday lender ....


gamecock08 45M

6/7/2006 6:13 pm

Yeah that's pretty pathetic. It's obvious to anyone that has read your profile or kept up with your blog that you're a classy woman who would never go for anything as desperate as that. By the way, just curious....how much did he offer you?


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 7:35 pm

    Quoting Think_Deep_Thots:
    I will start the bidding at one hundred billion dollars!

    As soon as I get back from the payday lender ....
ever heard of the phrase..."eternal beauty is priceless" (well, i think it is suppose to be internal ) but for me, we can make exceptions, can't we?


swooness 35F

6/7/2006 7:37 pm

    Quoting gamecock08:
    Yeah that's pretty pathetic. It's obvious to anyone that has read your profile or kept up with your blog that you're a classy woman who would never go for anything as desperate as that. By the way, just curious....how much did he offer you?
how much? he didn't specify...just said he would be "reward my plea$ures" followed by multiple dollar signs...3 dollars?


greendragon65 52M
396 posts
6/8/2006 5:27 am

    Quoting swooness:
    how big is it? Its going to need to hold a lot for the idiots that I come across...
Let's not go into details, just that it's big and wet..


gamecock08 45M

6/8/2006 7:22 pm

    Quoting swooness:
    how much? he didn't specify...just said he would be "reward my plea$ures" followed by multiple dollar signs...3 dollars?
3 dollars!!??? Sweetie, I'm sure it was at least twice that amount!


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