Five Reasons to Join AFF  

swob22 67M
9 posts
9/27/2005 3:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Five Reasons to Join AFF

After much consideration and much frustration I have put together an informative list for those who are thinking of raising their status to Silver or even, dare we say it, Gold.

1. You get to see lots of beautiful women in various states of undress who appear to be beckoning directly to you.

2. You get to figure out clever, humorous and ribald things to capture the attention of said beckoning ladies.

3. You can email as many of these wenches as you desire.

4. You can post equally embarassing pictures of your private parts for all to admire.

5. You learn tolerance for our sisters as they steadfastly ignore you or brusquely turn you away.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/27/2005 5:18 pm

Laugh, that about sums it up.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

frogger1995 39F

9/27/2005 6:10 pm

#4: you can do this as a standard (I know from experience)

#5: This is a verrrry nice way of putting it...I have heard it stated much harsher (read much more profane, obscene, and crude)

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