Booty Call Agreement  

sweetnsunny76 40F
6 posts
12/17/2005 11:26 am

Last Read:
5/28/2006 3:37 pm

Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________


pugdoglover3 53M

12/19/2005 4:57 pm

i fucking love it, I havent laughed this hard in ages, glad I wasnt eating corn flakes, cause those would surely hurt coming out my nose........the vodka burned a little too, but not as bad as cornflakes would have.

PDL


rm_Daffy334 48M

12/28/2005 2:47 pm

What a woman. I smiled through the whole thing. You gotta love a woman who speaks her mind so clearly


rm_dswanyakima 55M
1 post
1/2/2006 9:13 am

Can I have a copy of that?


midnightman__69 46M
1 post
1/7/2006 10:42 am

O.K. I agree so lets get to it. "stop the grinnin and drop the linen" Fuck like animals....I love fuckin from behind.


rm_mhp622 30M
7 posts
2/9/2006 8:37 pm

You know what you like. Any chance i could get my dick in on the action? All i want is a sex buddy as well.


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