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"pay ur bills" lmao!
"pay ur bills" lmao!
Once upon a time, and far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous
breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be
death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed
that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but
it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured
a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied
for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that
only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then
slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer! found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that
Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a
laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the
The moral of the story - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Pay your bills.
3/29/2006 7:53 am
Thanks for the good laugh!|
Just what I needed today!
3/29/2006 6:43 pm
You tell the most amazing stories! Go over to 49AK's blog 49AK and get in on the fun of being a guest author. YOU WOULD BE GREAT!|
3/30/2006 6:02 am
4/1/2006 5:47 am
hope to talk soon|
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