I have been so Naughty  

sweethoneysouth 37F
517 posts
2/6/2006 10:26 pm

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I have been so Naughty

OK this has been done, most recently by sharewus2 but I liked the idea and it got me thinking.

During my long drive home last night, I was looking inward. This is always dangerous. I have always proclaimed to be a "good" girl. I really have always believed this about myself. But when I think about it I have done a lot of "not-so-good" things. So this is my twist to her post. 50 Nice Facts,and 50 Naughty Facts. The Naughty First. The Nice will come in another post.

SHS's Naughty 50
1) My first real kiss took place in a church
2) A week later I lost my virginity
3) It wasn't the same boy
4) I was 11, he was 17
5) I have done more than 1 drug in my life
6) I have broken someones nose on more than one
7) I have masturbated at work
I have a sealed juvenile record
9) I have trespassed illegally on several
10) I have stolen a car
11) Some friends and I broke into someones back
yard in the middle of the night, drunk, and
went skinny dipping
12) The man caught us and let us keep swimming.
We knew he was watching from a window and not
only did we let him, we started using the
diving board so he could get a better view.
13) I held a job as a bartender in DC when I was
only sixteen
14) I let all of my buddies in the said bar, and
gave them free drinks all night and they were
sixteen or under
15) I have street raced several times
16) I shoplifted my prom dress
17) I have snuck into a movie theater
1 I had sex in a sauna in an open public gym
19) I have had sex in a tanning bed
20) I walked into a 7-11 in the middle of the
night, soaking wet, in only my bra and
panties, and asked for a hot dog.
21) I was employed as a stripper for 3 months
22) I have had sex in a moving car
23) I was a regular in several DC clubs before I
turned 16
24) I went through a drive through naked
25) The first time I got drunk, It was in a mens
restroom, with a grown man
26) I was twelve, and it was everclear
27) I started driving regularly by the age of 13
2 I missed over 40 days of school in ninth grade
29) I have won a wet tshirt contest
30) I used to smoke over a pack of cigarettes a
31) I flashed my co-worker
32) I am a high school drop out
33) I have had an eating disorder
34) I have aided anothers addictions because it
was the "easy" way
35) I belong to this sex site without my husbands
36) I have wished another dead
37) I have run away from home. More than once.
3 I lived in an "alternative house" for
troubled teens when I was in 7th grade.
39) I was a teenage mother
40) I have broken someones heart
41) Although I can count the number of people I
have slept with on one hand, all of them took
place before I was old enough to vote.
42) I have been hit by a car
43) I have instigated a fight
44) I masturbate during my commute sometimes
45) I got my tattoo for my 16th birthday
46) I have run from the police
47) I used to break into the occoquan reservoir
and dance naked under their waterfalls
4 I have spied on someone without their
49) I have stolen someones license plates
50) 46 of the 50 things on this list took
place before I turned 18

timberwolf6972 44M

2/6/2006 11:53 pm

Lmao, My purity score is still lower than yours.

JJKittyKat 59F

2/7/2006 1:00 am

You have been naughty!

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
2/7/2006 1:01 am

wow..not enough love from Daddy, or what?


sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 8:30 am

Goldmember_24kt Oh yes. Thank goodness indeed.

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 8:31 am

timberwolf6972 WOW! How did you manage that? You bad bad man.

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 8:33 am

JJKittyKat Yes I have... I just re-read this list and thought to myself,"Um you need a spankin"

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 8:37 am

cockmerollme - Daddy? Where? LOL

I will admit I may have had some issues to work through... Good thing I didnt stay that course. When I had my daughter, everything changed. I had a purpose. I have said it before and I dont take it lightly. She is my hero.

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
2/7/2006 10:00 am

If I were to list my "bad" things, you'd never visit my BLOG again! *LMAO* If I were to list my "good" things? Well, let's just say I'd have to dig quite deep - even my backhoe would be hard pressed to reach the first two or three.


semperfi2u 46M
129 posts
2/7/2006 4:00 pm

THAT'S IT YOUNG LADY!!! Go to your room and drop your pants!

B0wflex 43M
294 posts
2/7/2006 6:16 pm

I thought I was the only one to have masturbated at work and to work. But there I go thinking again, also I knew you looked familiar, I once saw a woman walk into Wendy's looking like that. Huh, never would have known I would meet you one day... SWEEEEET!

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 6:17 pm

OK. We will leave the lists to me. You just keepdoing what you so because we all enjoy it emmensely.

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 6:18 pm

DanielGR By the above post, we should ask solar. I think he resides in him most of the time but I still get visitation when needed.


sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/7/2006 6:19 pm

Oh now I am the one all flustered.

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/8/2006 10:20 am

And you have been searching frantically for me ever since right??

Phineas2005 48M
854 posts
2/8/2006 6:06 pm

I see that you are slowing doen in your old age...

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/9/2006 3:52 am

lol phin... i know. i am practically retired.

B0wflex 43M
294 posts
2/9/2006 3:33 pm

Not really, but I did wonder what it would be like to have you on my lap... I also wanted to know how you're couch sex skills were?

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/10/2006 3:50 am

well, bow its been a way long time since i have had sex on a couch...

B0wflex 43M
294 posts
2/10/2006 8:07 pm

Too bad... guess you need to take a refresh course.

swd234 41M
3 posts
2/11/2006 10:35 am


It's amazing how much you can have in common with someone. Like SolarPowered said - I'd have to dig pretty deep to build the good list and my bad list would probably be 1000 items long. Kids do have a way of forcing us along a certain path, don't they? You're very brave to post this to you blog and I bet it was very liberating. I'm not sure I could do it. You've got a really nice fan club building too. People align themselves to (and sometimes follow) leaders and those who say out loud what we're thinking - what would you have us all do if you had the chance

BTW - It was a pleasure meeting you at Bailey's the other day. Give yourself a lot credit; you're a very beautiful and personable woman.

sweethoneysouth 37F
280 posts
2/13/2006 5:23 pm

bow - will you be instructing this course?

swd - It was very liberating (and scary too). I was really worried people would dislike me after this or draw negative impressions. But part of being confidant is not being easily led by others opinions which i have done for far too long. What would I have you do... Hmm. I am honestly drawing a blank here. I dont think I am leader material. I wouldnt be comfortable instructing or conducting several people. I hated Simon Says when I had to be simon. lol. It was also a pleasure meeting you. I do hope you continue to come out to the meet and greets. thanks so much for the thoughful response to this post.


B0wflex 43M
294 posts
2/18/2006 8:49 am

I might be instructing this course, but I had people who are late so remember to be on time! *cracks a whip*

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