Sweet Offerings  

sweetalyssum 47F
560 posts
11/3/2005 2:55 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sweet Offerings

I am in the land of bigger is better - a gracious and kind type of people live here - and the malls are great!

I'm in Dallas for some seminars and heading back to California on Sunday. No, I have not met Gem, as out of town guests can be a burden and wear out their welcome, something I try never to do.

Gonna try and get me some fried pickle chips and some of the gals want to have fried alligator as it is supposed to taste, "just like chicken." Yeah right, like chicken of the swamp! I must confess...I did not make that up myself, however I do readily plagiarize with great enthusiasm. If I just own up to it, is it so bad? All you lawyers out there...I really don't want to know...I was being rhetorical or something like that.

In any case, a big, "Howdy!" to all ya'll. Talk soon. Save a venti pumpkin latte for me or a creme brulee one.

gemini0157 59M  
6842 posts
11/3/2005 3:52 pm

Oh... I am not believing this!

You're afraid of me.

Where are you staying.... I am going to hunt you down! We'll pose as a couple and go to a swingers club!

Tell the truth alyssum...... We do not eat fried pickles and alligator in Dallas. I've never even seen a fried pickle! We don't say Howdy either..... I tell You whut!!! that makes me mad.... no whutta mean?

have a great trip even if you don't want to see me.

I need to go and blow my nose now because my feelings have been hurt and I have been crying!

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
11/3/2005 7:09 pm

Philip Sheridan said "If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." He must have not liked alligator or fried pickle chips. I heard that all the fried items were breaded with a corn meal, flour, and armadillo piss mixture.

sweetalyssum 47F

11/4/2005 11:35 am

Yes Gem...here's a tissue, blow!!!

But really, it's been pretty much a business trip in between shopping sprees, visiting family and old friends, and I mean old!!! Not the swinging type at all.

Now, you jest hush! Oh wait, cry some more...makes me feel very girly.

sweetalyssum 47F

11/4/2005 11:37 am

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mel...

I looked on the ingredients...doesn't say armadillo piss. Is that a new brand of beer? Does it make it lighter and fluffier than beer? Gonna have to get me one a 'dem armadillas.


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