What are you affraid off?  

sunshinekzn 58F
1054 posts
7/22/2006 9:53 pm

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7/26/2006 8:09 am

What are you affraid off?

Someone wrote a blog asking what scares you!!!

I know everyone always laugh when they find out about the thing that I am most afraid off. It is fine you may laugh. I am very afraid of a tortoise. No not a snake, a bear or a tiger, a tortoise.

When you finished laughing at me I will tell you why I am so afraid of them.....

When I was a little girl we lived in Kimberly. It was very hot there and there were lots of tortoises. My brother and I sisters kept tortoise's as pets. I could not stand them.

One day my dad wanted to show me there was no reason to fear them. My dad (who was 6ft 6) bent down in front on a tortoise and started tickling its mouth with a grass telling me "See it does not bite".

It opened is jaw and snap! Not only did it bite my dads finger, it got lock jaw and clung to my dads finger for life or death. My dad jumped to his feet and was swinging his arm up and down shouting. Mr tortoise clung and clung. I ran inside the house as fast as my 3 year old legs could carry me. So yes I am very afraid of tortoise's!!!!
What scares you?


Extramist 59M
14133 posts
7/22/2006 11:04 pm

Besides the usual, getting a blow job for the first time from a new woman. Years ago, I read a science fiction book by Philip Jose Farmer entitled Blown; I think it was published by Playboy press because it was rather sexual. But these alien women would put a set of steel chompers in their mouth before they went down on their male partners and would rip his penis off. I have had nightmares every so often ever since. Now, I know that it is impossible for a woman to chew a man's penis off but I still have some trepidation every first time.

AKA The Clit Whisperer.


sunshinekzn 58F

7/23/2006 8:03 am

    Quoting Extramist:
    Besides the usual, getting a blow job for the first time from a new woman. Years ago, I read a science fiction book by Philip Jose Farmer entitled Blown; I think it was published by Playboy press because it was rather sexual. But these alien women would put a set of steel chompers in their mouth before they went down on their male partners and would rip his penis off. I have had nightmares every so often ever since. Now, I know that it is impossible for a woman to chew a man's penis off but I still have some trepidation every first time.
I agree that could be very scary, nether thought of that before.


fortunaswm 62M/52F

7/23/2006 10:14 am

Thank you for visiting my blog - and in return I find that a visit to yours has brought rewards. Thank you for the laughter - I especially liked the one about the "sneeze."

What am I afraid? - you must mean besides my OWN insecurities.
That would be ELECTRICITY (though I LOVE an awesome electrical storm).
I got ZAPPED BIG TIME when I was a little boy -

I quickly learned to stay away and let it be -
And leave it to those who know it better than me.


sunshinekzn 58F

7/24/2006 2:36 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    I knew this man once who was scared of women and was a virgin. Eventually he managed to get a girlfriend who was rather a hottie. The fact that he was tripod man had some influence I suppose but anyway she was well up for it and enticed him into her bedroom for some Ugandan discussions.

    As she got friendly he confessed that his fear of women and sex in particular was that his mother (a real lovley girl if ever there was one) had told him that women had teeth down there.

    'Look' she said spreading herself wide and showing him her inner sanctum, 'you're fine, no teeth.'

    'With gums like that I'm not surprised.'
Excellent!!!


sunshinekzn 58F

7/24/2006 2:41 am

    Quoting fortunaswm:
    Thank you for visiting my blog - and in return I find that a visit to yours has brought rewards. Thank you for the laughter - I especially liked the one about the "sneeze."

    What am I afraid? - you must mean besides my OWN insecurities.
    That would be ELECTRICITY (though I LOVE an awesome electrical storm).
    I got ZAPPED BIG TIME when I was a little boy -

    I quickly learned to stay away and let it be -
    And leave it to those who know it better than me.
Thanks for stopping by, glad I could make you smile. Will be visiting your blog again! Take care!


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