CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball  

sunshinekzn 57F
1054 posts
7/18/2006 12:25 am

Last Read:
7/18/2006 6:42 am

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

" I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!

Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
Peter, Peter, something or other..."

Pumpkin eater........

sunshinekzn 57F

7/18/2006 2:09 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    Lovely story. Lovely to see you back up there and firing 'live' again. Always there for friends anytime at all.

    You must mail me and tell me where you're getting the images from. xxx
I wish I could tell you where I got it, then I could get more. Someone sent them to me last year, but I do not know where to find them now!!!

Become a member to create a blog