"Tagged?" You frickin' tagged me?  

sunshadowcat 43F
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3/25/2006 6:26 pm

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3/25/2006 6:36 pm

"Tagged?" You frickin' tagged me?


I really don't know what to do with this.

This WAS supposed to be a blog about fantasies. Been too busy writing personal ones to post any on-line. Sorry. Should catch up.

However, I've now been tagged by Green Tea Boy, who is fabulous but who also obviously hates me, as only someone who hates me would tag me.

Now I must write six weird/odd things about myself. I will not tag six more people, mostly 'cause I only read two blogs on here, and one of 'em was already tagged. Dagnabbit. But also 'cause I never pass on those chain letter e-mail, so why should I start now?

WEIRD THING NUMBER ONE
I can only cum when I have a penis, or something penis-like (dildo) inside me. No, not inside my mouth, or inside my arse, but inside the place that was specifically designed for penises to enter.

WEIRD THING NUMBER TWO
Necks turn me on. Specifically the back of the neck. This may be the reason why I don't like long hair on men. I noticed my fondness for this part of the male anatomy during the course of one movie, when I realized I was attracted to one particular actor because of the back of his beautiful neck. He was one of the Fiennes brothers, who are chock-a-block with male pulchritude anyway, but a gorgeous nape? Who knew?

TWO-A
I love having someone touch the back of my neck. Sends shivers up and down.

WEIRD THING NUMBER THREE
I love putting my ear on the side of a cat while it's purring and listening to the purr inside of it. This is completely nonsexual. I just love how cats purr.

WEIRD THING NUMBER FOUR
I have, during the course of my life, had a sexual fantasy which involved an animated character. As in, cartoon. Yes, this embarrasses me greatly. But at least it was human cartoon character, right? Right?

WEIRD THING NUMBER FIVE (almost there)
I get turned on when a man nibbles my ear lobe, but completely turned off when they try to run their tongue in my ear. A tiny span of cartiledge separates the errogenous zone from the gag zone.

WEIRD THING NUMBER SIX (finally!)
Bad English turns me off. I don't mean slang, I mean bad English. No or misplaced or misused punctuation, poor spelling, poor grammar. I've received many "fantasies" which I can barely read due to the poor English. I give non-native speakers a lot of slack, but, to be honest, it's generally the native speakers who have e-mailed the worst English. It doesn't even matter when the accompanying photo is of a hotness that should lead to many nights of self-gratification. If the English sucks, I delete the missive and decline the invitation. This could also be qualified as bitchy and grammar-queenish of me. Um, can't say I'd disagree with that. Especially since I've been known to make glaring errors myself. Which would make me hypocritical as well. Mm, yeah, that's a turn-on. *sigh*

SIX-A
Voice is (nearly) everything.

If you're reading this and haven't been tagged, feel free to consider yourself tagged now and go post about your own weirdness. I'm going to go watch "The Daily Show" and try to think up a fantasy to post on here and get rid of this chain-post taste in my mental mouth.

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
3/29/2006 3:15 pm

thank you...xxxxx


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