time to laugh!  

MsLoveRose 33F  
2019 posts
12/2/2005 5:59 pm

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time to laugh!

It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a nude piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, "SURPRISE!" My entire family: aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all my friends Were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen embarrassment for What seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again.

Mouth Cells
I'm a bio major at IUP (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) and was taking a cell biology course my freshman year. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope. We had to scrape the inside of our mouth with a toothpick and make a slide from it and i.d. the different types of cells that were found. One girl in the class (a rather well built sorority gal, which is why I sat next to her) was having some trouble identifing some cells. She called the prof. over to ask him. After a moment or two of peering in her scope, he looked up, and said in a loud voice, "Those are sperm cells." The girl turned bright red and ran out of the room. Needless to say, she dropped the class. (Although I spent two weeks looking for her, I never did see her again.) Such is life - Author Unknown

Blondes Protective Computer Gear Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary (a very attractive blonde) in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won't work, can you help me ?" she asked. I told her I'd take a look and proceeded over to her machine, where I found shredded up clear plastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive. While I spent the next 20 minutes getting out her disk and digging out the plastic, I noticed two guys, John and Dave, in the hall trying awfully hard to keep straight faces. Suspecting some mischief, I asked her how the plastic got into the drive. "Oh, you mean the condom!", she said. "Condom???", I asked. "Yes, John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my disk before inserting it, to prevent catching viruses." By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do to keep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5" plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical joke had been played, and she shouldn't do that anymore, when she asked (as serious as one could be), "Does that mean I don't have to stroke it ten times or blow on it either???"

live more, laugh often, love much

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/2/2005 7:26 pm

Those are good.
True story-a girl worked in an office(somewhere closeby) and they all decided since her birthday was coming up to give her a surprise birthday party. So they worked out a plan for a cake and all the other goodies and one of them happened to know where she hid the key to her house.
So they packed up and took all the things over-presents and all- and then hid the cars so she wouldn't suspect anything. Then they took everything and went and hid in the basement and waited for the birthday girl to arrive.
Finally they heard her come in the door and it was a short spell before she came to open the basement door(as she always does to let her dog out). So she comes over to the door calling the dog-here Buddy-come to Momma-come here to Momma-Momma's got what you want- and opens the door-standing there in her birthday suit with peanut butter smeared on her various body parts.
Needless to say the girls all walked out-said not a word and left. No one ever brought the subject up at the office-ever!

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
12/2/2005 11:01 pm

i would have died on the spot if that happened to me ... i was complaining to gaeb that no one ever gives me any surprises (i always figure out what is going on beforehand), so maybe i should just quit bitching...!

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redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
12/5/2005 12:34 pm

For a moment I was imagining you with your girlfriend, and she was getting a piggyback ride from you......you have to warn me when this is not about you.....lol.....

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