Spider man!?!?!?!!!  

MsLoveRose 33F  
2019 posts
7/9/2005 5:25 pm

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Spider man!?!?!?!!!

Sometimes i have to remember that i have a small fear of spiders...when they are far away...no problem! When they are in cage (box, tank, whatever) i dont have a problem. This post is in regards to a comment left by our famous dz2502 who asked if i had fantasies about spider-man.

This is a story of a woman who had a secret admirer. His name was…we will call him Bob. Bob would see me in the market or at the corner store….He was a nice fellow…sometimes he would be helping his grandmother shop….I thought for sure he was a total gentleman….one day I saw his grandma trying to put a gallon of distilled water in her shopping cart and she was struggling…so I went to help her and she was so amazed that I was offering her a hand….Bob walked up and asked if everything was ok…I said I was just helping her with that water. (she was a tiny little lady) He smiles and said thanks for your help…I said no problem and kept walking….we met again at the check out line I was right behind them and she insisted that I go ahead of them…being in no hurry I declined…he looked at me and sighed…and then said it would be awesome if you liked coffee. I just bought this new machine its supposed to be pretty good….I said well unfortunately I don’t. Looking very discouraged, I laughed and said I do love hot-chocolate and he smiled and said I do too. So his grandma invited me over so I can have a cup with her….it took me about a week to go over there…she and I had conflicting schedules and since she invited me I was running on her clock. Turns out she was an old friend of my grand-parents. Bob didn’t know that me and his grandma made plans for another visit with my grandma as well so we showed up while he was exercising. Nice and sweaty….out of breath he answered the door and was shocked to see me. He asked what I was doing and I said I think our grandmothers have a date with the game show network. His grandma told him to show me the house while they caught up. He lived in the basement because he wanted to be there to help her out in her old age…(very sweet) and it was the common bachelor pad…very nice though…clean and organized. He told me to make my self comfy and relax a bit while he freshened up….he didn’t have too many other clothes there so he ended up putting on an old pair of work out shorts and a tank top…which wasn’t bad….we talked and he stretched out on the opposite couch and it hit me…I saw something dark…patch like on his leg…well upper thigh…maybe I shouldn’t have been looking so eagerly…but I saw something…he noticed that I caught a glimpse and said oh yeah I have a few tattoos. I was in shock…I wanted to see what it was…upon revealing it I had to ask why…it was a spider web….then he asked me if I really wanted to know the real reason…and if I would get freaked out if he showed me….well he stood up…pulled his pants down and there it was…A SPIDER tattoo on the top of his penis…right there on the head….and once he sat down it just casually laid on top of the web….it was a rather fascinating duo of tattoos!!! He said he has had the nick name spider-man since he had it. At one point, the tattoo was for display when he did painting classes…what a lovely subject….well I was more than shocked…then the infestation hit me…I started seeing spiders everywhere…on my car…while I did laundry…even at work…it was just too funny…we went out several times…but never did anything…he did however express his interest in wanting more but had a girlfriend and I don’t condone infidelity….so we just remain friends…but I wonder if the sex would have been different in a spider sort of way…wow…I can only wonder!!!!

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MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
7/9/2005 7:21 pm

just had to see if this would show up

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rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
7/10/2005 3:12 am

ouch! cool story tho...

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redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
7/10/2005 6:12 am

Mmmmm....so are we still scared of spiders? I suspect the tattoo kind would be much more acceptable. It's a good thing you were not up at the cabin this past week. It was a banner year for wood ticks. You get almost comfortable with them when you have so many to contend with.

So the gentleman pulled down his pants for you on this second home visit. Were you not a bit freaked out at this behaviour....lol? Ahh well...maybe I am just showing my age. Thanks for sharing this story...I enjoyed it.

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
7/10/2005 9:57 am

free i said the same thing.....i just knew it hurt.....

redbird...so glad you are back.....sure did miss ya!!!!!!

yeah i asked for it...saw the web and was curious...he wasnt going to show me but....i did ask so i wasnt so freaked out as if he just did of back...like look what i got?.....that would have made me scream i think...lol

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rm_teacher4u78 38M

7/10/2005 6:04 pm

I hate spiders

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
7/11/2005 5:06 am

i do still have a fear of spiders....but i thought the tattoo was original.....

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GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/15/2005 8:29 am

hey, welcome back! thanks for the story, i couldnt help but thinking about "The Illustrated Man".....

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
7/15/2005 5:39 pm

thats too funny dz....oh im always around!!!

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DukeAbbaddon 41M
280 posts
8/2/2005 5:54 am

I love spiders but to be a guy !

there would be plenty of girls hear ! but not meny boys !

all eaten ahhhhh !

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