Mating Habits of the Earthbound Male Part I  

stuckinks5 43M
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1/29/2006 6:36 am

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Mating Habits of the Earthbound Male Part I


Last night I was sitting at a bar with a friend, and we were just commenting on the fact the place was kinda dead. We had a good vantage point to watch the dance floor. There was one couple on the floor dancing and then for some reason (every weekend, every club has to play it once) "Dancing Queen" comes over the speakers and the couple flees in horror while about 8 sorority types get on the dance floor in their inibriated state. We think nothing of it as we down our beers, that is until we see the one guy brave the estrogen to get on the dance floor. WHAT A MORON! This guy willingly went into the danger zone. You have women dancing with each other to a complete chick song, estrogen is pumping higher than normal tossed in with alcoholism, and you are going to try to introduce some testosterone to the equation. It was not a pretty sight!

He first gets onto the periphery of the dance floor, kinda doing some kind of hip shimmy, like he is trying to lure a fish with his spasms. Then he braves the waters and seeks out the females on the outside of the main group. When he finds one he instantly comes in from behind trying to get them to push back against him. This of course leads them to run into the protection of the herd. He keeps doing this trying to get into the inner sanctum of the dancing sorority chicks until finally he must have touched one of them in the wrong way. WHAM! Girl took the poor hapless guy down with either her small pocketbook or a cellphone. Either way something in her hand on a small chord hit that guy right across the temple. All anyone watching this spectacle could do was applaud and laugh.

Lesson learned: Don't try to approach drunken women dancing to "Dancing Queen"

MissKittyNip26 106F

1/29/2006 9:00 am

ROFL!! Now, that's some funny shit! I have witnessed such foolishness when I used to hang out in the clubs.. it is quite amusing! "kinda doing some kind of hip shimmy, like he is trying to lure a fish with his spasms" <--- LOL.. really had me crackin' up!!


safereturns 47F

1/29/2006 9:23 am

This is EXCELLENT!

That's my clever boy, folks. I'm so proud. (sniff)


stuckinks5 43M
169 posts
1/29/2006 9:44 am

I'm just amazed at how much of this Tom Foolery I've been witness to and I can thankfully say that at least I haven't fallen for any of these traps.


stuckinks5 43M
169 posts
1/29/2006 2:07 pm

Actually my roomate when I first moved to Kansas was kinda like that. He was a good looking dude. Big guy that could put the hurt on someone, but acted and looked like a big teddy bear. We'd go out on the hunt to all the clubs and if he got on the dance floor, it seemed like the only part of his body that moved was his hips. His nickname soon became "The Big Wiggle." Girls would giggle at it, but it opened the door for many conversations. Hey what are friends for!


safereturns 47F

1/29/2006 4:42 pm

Hoping for part II.


stuckinks5 43M
169 posts
1/29/2006 7:42 pm

It is out there. Getting my thoughts together for Part III


safereturns 47F

2/2/2006 3:15 am

I enjoy your mind.


stuckinks5 43M
169 posts
2/2/2006 4:17 pm

And you dance in it so well...


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