The Trailer Trash Chronicles  

strongelk2006 53M
752 posts
7/24/2006 9:07 pm

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9/4/2006 10:43 am

The Trailer Trash Chronicles

Welcome to the Trailer Trash news!

Well, there has been awhole lot of news to report, first we had a crime spree, everyone's gas was being stolen right out from under us. We called the fine man and woman in blue to investigate. They sat for only two hours drinking their coffee and eating donuts. They sent the whole damn force, both of them came to investigate... WOW!!

Our fine police force, did it's best to find the criminals, but only the nosiest lady in trailer court, had any luck in finding the criminals. They were two of the most dumbest idiots in the trailer court, " Jailhouse Johnny", and his partner "Probation Bill". The nosiest lady saw them stealing gas out of "Handyman Jim's" lawn mower.

They was arrested and was sentenced to a public slapping, they will be taken to the center square,were the the dumpsters are, where the trailer court will hold them for "The public Slapping". The slapping will start around 5:00pm, it will open for all to come and watch.

There will be beer served at the slapping, shortly after wards there will be a bar-Be-Q with hot dogs and hamburgers. It should be a hell of a good time for all.

The last time we saw that the little slut was going to see the gigolo, and her other lover just pulled in. They went in to her trailer and wasn't seen for sometime, now the little red that could was seen leaving the gigolo trailer monents before the little slut was stolen by her other lover.

I will report on "The Public Slapping", in a later report. This is your news,and I'm your reporter Clark Cock signing off for now.........



purpletrashcan 51F
41658 posts
7/25/2006 12:46 pm

As real life trailer trash here, I have ta say....your park is kinda tame! LOl I was gonna make my own soap opera called "The Trials And Tribulations Of Trailertown" My gracious neighbors would ensure that I NEVER run outta story lines! LMAO!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

Sweetpickles69 47F

7/25/2006 7:02 am

So, what did the "Lil Red that Could" do for the Gigolo?
I'll bring some potato salad for the "Slapping"! LOL!


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