The Trailer Trash Chronicles: Crack Whore Edition  

strongelk2006 53M
752 posts
9/4/2006 11:34 am

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9/4/2006 8:04 pm

The Trailer Trash Chronicles: Crack Whore Edition

Well Bloglanders,,

This is a special edition.....................

I'm here at the three trailer in from the front,,,were the "Crack whore",And the Idiot(her son) live. There seem to be a hell of alot of noise coming from there. I'm standing right outside of their door,,WoW!! the Wahoo police has just pulled up,,,now this is really crazy shit. Officer Pottsbellie,,was the first on the scene. The other officer was still at doughnut shop,,she did make it here,,finally.

The Crack Whore was upset about the Idiot loosing his job again,,she needs to pay the bills to live in the trailer court. She don't like working,,she just lays and spreads (she has even spread for officer Pottsbillie). The Idiot was working as a gopher on a cement crew. One day he was finishing a small piece,,that the guys gave him to play with. He played with it so long that it dried and his feet was cemented in it,,They had to use a jackhammer to get him out.

Now, Pottsbillie walked up to the door just when the idiot pulled it open. "WHoa !!! Where are you going?" The crack Whore was just standing there looking at ofc. Pottsbillie,,and showed him her crack eroded grin.(she could see money just around her bedroom at that moment). The Idiot was outside talking to the other Officer,,,and trying to keep from be arrested for outstanding shoplifting warrants. He knew his mom was going to court tomorrow,,to face charge in something else.

The crack whore had been promising to go to treatment for the past 2 months, so she could regain custody of her other 3 year old girl. She still hasn't faced the reality, that she probably won't get her back, even if she goes to treatment. She scams on her food stamp card, borrows from churches, spreads her legs, anything not to work. She even ran the Nosey Lady's phone bill up, trying to get help, & track down her worthless, druggie boyfriends. This month the churches told her no more, so she's really in a bind.

Ofc. Pottsbellie decided to take the Idiot into custody. Pottsbellie winked at the crack whore, he was trying to get the Idiot out of the way, so he could cum back & play.

So ends another eventful day in the sleepy, trailer park.
This is your Reporter, Clark Cock, signing off!

Peace,,,,Coolness.............N.B.



Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


strongelk2006 53M

9/4/2006 8:04 pm

Hay Bro,,

Thanks,,I'm glad that I can help. Yes,, I would agree with that,,our neighborhoods are quit alike. I'm glad to here that your troublesome neighbors are jail,,,that should make your labor day weekend quieter. Just keep it lite and passin Bro.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness.........N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


strongelk2006 53M

9/4/2006 6:03 pm

Thanks Purple trash can,,,I'm glad that you enjoy the chronicles,,I try to bring a smile to anyone face that reads this shit.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness.............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


purpletrashcan 50F
41658 posts
9/4/2006 5:14 pm

He he he he! Funny how life imitates art....

Pull My Fucking Hair!


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