Name that ASS  

straightupslut 68F
111 posts
5/26/2005 5:42 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Name that ASS

So far, a few men have given my fine ass a nickname...usually having to do with the NBA. Another one last night referred to my sweet basketball round cheeks with another term of affection, which by the way i really love.

Most my amours just follow me muttering, 'Lookit 'dat ass!" which is fine too which usually prompts me to hook a thumb in my waistband and pull those slinky pants down over my crack a bit.

So..feel free to put your term of endearment there..No wisecracks!!


ilianbc
12 posts
5/26/2005 6:55 am

I've never heard of anyone looking to name her ass, that's pretty cool, I guess, but I'd rather have someone doing it better than naming it, lol.
Anyway, if inspiration strikes, and I can think of a cool ass name, I'll let you know.


rm_bowdaddy08 32M
15 posts
5/26/2005 11:21 am

You do have a very nice ass, it's like a apple bottom or a bubble that you just want to pound on till it pops. I think the ass is the best asset on a female. They look good in jeans and in thongs it's all around the best thing. For a older woman your's looks like it wound be firm and nice. So I wont name it but I'll rate it with a 10.


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
5/26/2005 12:30 pm

We can see by your pictures that your ass is a prized asset for you....and I think I would agree...your picture always makes my heart skip a beat.....swwweeeeeet!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
5/26/2005 1:53 pm

A word of advice, Mr. bowdaddy-
If you want to compliment a woman LEAVE OUT THE PART THAT SAYS "for an older woman"!
jeeze
The woman has a fine ass-
it doesn't make any difference what her age is.


opusatplay 57M
837 posts
5/27/2005 7:22 pm

First of all Straight....by your pictures your ass is awsome....I must say....I can think to call it snuggle bunz....I would think that pulling in close with you would be quite exciting. I hope to see more of you in the future..


tat2dmale69 48M

5/31/2005 3:29 pm

I'd say that it is like an ONION, it brought tears to my eyes. ...or you can take the round about way... Your legs ran up and made an ass out of themselves.

I'd like to bite that ass, develop lockjaw, and get dragged to death.


rm_jgbkab 42M

6/5/2005 10:34 pm

I'll have two scoops of that vanilla ass cream....


jimxxx1971 47M

6/21/2005 11:56 am

not sure about a clever nickname, but i know i'd like to call that ass HOME!

The Round Mound of Pound?


whirlwind66 60M
11 posts
7/11/2005 6:05 am

Two Moons Pleasure would be fine, I suppose.

Additionaly, depending on the week day, mood and/or other respective parameters, it might be tweaked and treated accordingly by calling/evoking it by...

Two Moons Delight
Two Moons Bliss
Two Moons Desire
Two Moons Desert
Two Moons Joy
Two Moons Enchantment
Two Moons Transport
Two Moons Crack
Two Moons Ravishment (this one should be pondered gingerly)
Two Moons Throne

...et cetera, by many other spells and p[e|a]t names.

If there is a need for more, the Virginal Realms of the Lovely Slut may address me, attended by the Suite of all the other Realms. (-:


rm_MILFSEEKWIFE 42M
15 posts
7/16/2005 6:36 am

I would love to let my rocket land on that moon. If interested please e-mail me.


rm_scooter3305 51M
1 post
9/10/2005 12:00 am

Well i think that ass is very nice. If i had to name it i'd call it TAP. shoot me a note if you want to know what TAP is.


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