Just how do you become a Town Slut?  

straightupslut 67F
111 posts
5/24/2005 6:25 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Just how do you become a Town Slut?


Well i've been nominated for the elected Town Slut of Blogville. I have only one opponent, a male, who is an engineer by trade. oK...Now, i have only one question, do you really want the position of town slut to be engineered into such a monumental status that no one but other mathmeticians can enjoy the adventures with the town slut? Am i mistaken in believing that the slut of the county needs to be an earth-mutha? a dirt-goddess, greeter of the oversexed, and under=used?

He says he needs a campaign manager to smear his opposition? HA...there is nothing under the sun that hasn't been said about this straightupslut that cannot be proven easily and without denial from me...so with that.....let the games begin!!

Bring the town slut to the elevated elected position she deserves in society!! Towns have spent the better part of History talking about the slut behind her back, now let them ask her face to face!!

Vote, Vote, Vote me in for Town slut and there will be no one without a smile on their face by the morning after election night!! That's my election promise!

expatbrit49 62M

5/24/2005 8:41 am

As a candidate for Town Planner, I will have to throw my support very closly behind straightupslut as the candidate for Blogtown Town Slut I expatbrit49 want to insure all Blogtown residents that Straightup has all the necessary qualifications to fill this esteemed position

VOTE STRAIGHTUPSLUT FOR TOWN SLUT

Remember on May 29……..Vote early and Vote Often………….

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


rm_BigDnLady 43M/41F
1140 posts
5/24/2005 8:41 am

hhhmmmmm, I BEING A DICKAHOLICK, and a canidate for council, am feeling myself being swayed in your direction!! I feel that the council and Town Slut should work closely together in ensuring pure and total satisfaction in Blogville!!!!

Vote For Me for Council!! Remember:Cum.Good to the last drop.

Lady


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
5/24/2005 1:59 pm

Straightupslut....I must agree that having a male engineer for town slut sounds un-American....and down right un-natural. Ya got my vote love.


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