Movie Stars  

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3/22/2005 1:20 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Movie Stars


So I got to talk to a real life movie start today. Or more like someone who was the star of a movie. Or more like uh a documentary done on pbs about a hill jacked fucker. I work at a cable company and a Mr. Jessica White calls in irate cause they're doing maintanance in Boone County, Virginia, and he can't get online. He's irate, i'm giving him the "hey, i'm from kentucky, i'm a redneck, your a redneck, why can't we just get along schtick." or subtitled "i hate you get the fuck off my phone." The he actually goes on to say "do you know who I am." but he was right. Go to Wild and Wooley videos in the Highlands, the place where they have videos no one in their right mind wants to see and rent "The Dancing Outlaw". And you will see mr. appalachian hillbilly tap dancing his heart out while talking about his substance abuse days of sniffing lighter fluid. Believe me, my life is just a little more complete now that I know, that I am not Jessica White, or Jess-co as people call him when he goes into a psychotic episode night all.

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