First Time Weekends  

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4/4/2005 1:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

First Time Weekends


lol my friends suck sometimes. We went to the drag show this weekend, it was fun. I hung out in the piano bar for about 20 minutes, I left one of my drunk friends in there, I had Tony lookin out for him. Ryan and I went to the bar, got 1 more drink. We were about to go tear up the dance floor when my pocket vibrates. It's Tony, he has text messaged me saying "I think you guys need to get back here now." We go to the piano bar and my friend had thrown up on the piano Yah-hooray. Everyone pitched in to help out though. Chris the bartender wetted down a bunch of napkins for us, brett the stripper brought us a big trashcan, and hurricane summers the drag queen stood there and made fun of him. But with daylight savings time that was one less hour for matt to sober up, and there was no way we were walking out the front door with him unless they wanted him throwing up all over the club so they showed us the back exit 5 feet away with a big sign that said "EXIT" over it that we never saw before. But I finally got to carry one of my drunk friends out of a bar through a dark alley while he was sick, it was very sweet to say the least. Then while ryan went to get his girlfriend and his car we were sitting on some steps, every passer by laughing at matthew. Then this black guy gets out of his truck, walks over to me and says "Hey man, do you like pussy?" Hello, at a gay bar but YES. "Man i got this woman in the car and she ready to go with any man but I don't have time i gotta get back to my old lady do you want her." hmmm...looks at matt, looks at ho in truck, looks back at matt, looks back at ho in truck. "goddamnit no, i have to take care of my friend over here I guess." So he then procedes to kick her out of his truck this five foot tall blonde hot chick she was great, except for all the diseases I was imaging she had cause matts a retard and got sick on me I hate the bastard. So does anyone else ever have these problems or is it just me?

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