a fun questionnaire  

NonceFicinMoron 49M
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12/15/2005 10:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

a fun questionnaire

Ladies, take this survey to see where you stand on the totem pole of "women guys want to meet". And yes ,I know there is more to y'all than sexual preferences,but we will assume you are smart,fun and interesting out of the bedroom for purposes of this survey.....

1. look good in just a bra and pair of jeans.............10 points

2. look even better out of the bra and jeans..................add 5 more points

3. not afraid to say what you want your man to do,and always let your man know when it feels good.......................................10 points

4. believe foreplay should last more than 10 minutes.....10 points

5. been told more than once you are a great kisser.......10 points

6. ever been tied up and blindfolded.....................10 points....like being spanked........add 5 more points

7. ever had sex in a public place.............10 points
want to again...............................add 5 more points

8.weight is under 120 lbs....15 points.....121-140....10 points
and for you taller(5'7" and up) women (whom we love) who are under 150 lbs.........15 points

9. can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.....15 points
just like giving it a quick polish on your way to other places......5 points

10. totally shaven........15 points...........trimmed closely....5 points
bushy......subtract 10 points

11. prefer positions other than missionary......10 points......ever had a position named after you.....20 points....

Total your points and score as follows:

under 70 points.........work on your skills and get back to us

70 - 100 points.........you have potential...keep practicing

105-120 points..........we want to meet you

125-140 points..........we will lavish you with gifts and our attention,and buy you your own toothbrush to keep at our place.

and if you score well,send me a pic...I'll buy you dinner and discuss your skills...and you can quiz me on mine.


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