What does your favorite drink say about you?  

steamyandsexybi 44F
3170 posts
7/26/2006 1:24 pm

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7/30/2006 5:43 am

What does your favorite drink say about you?

Vodka Martini ‒ Sophisticated. You’re classy, old school or a James Bond wannabe. I’ve been known to drink these.

Cosmopolitan ‒ Prissy, over ordered and passé. Favored by Manolo Blahnik wearing Candace Bushnell devotees who spend all their money on shoes but live in rathole apartments. Rapidly becoming an old lady drink.

Sidecar ‒ The last time you got laid was 1932.

Chardonnay ‒ You know what you like. Boring. Predictable. The Missionary Position of White Wine.

Pinot Grigio ‒ You’re pretentious or don’t know what you like. You follow the herd. The Circle Jerk of White Wine

Beer ‒ Blue collar, simple, and an old standby. (I think a girl wearing a t-shirt and jeans while drinking a good ‘ol Bud is very sexy.)

Chocolate Martini ‒ You’re immature or have a sweet tooth. Good for masking the taste of Roofies.

Vodka on the Rocks ‒ You want to get drunk as fast as possible.

Malibu Bay Breeze ‒ A gay man’s drink. (According to Louis)

Sloe Gin Fizz ‒ Same as above.

Gin neat ‒ Only for mad dogs and Englishmen.

Sour Apple Martini ‒ You have a sense of fun but overindulgence might cause dancing on tables and bad karaoke singing.

Negroni ‒ Fluvio’s favorite drink so I can’t badmouth it. I like my job.

Campari and Soda ‒ You’re a gourmand. A good aperitif. A bitter drink for bitter people.

Manhattan ‒ Old fogey drink. Stuffy. Where did I put the bitters?

Sweet Vermouth on the Rocks ‒ You’re so old that if you’re not already in the grave you soon will be.

Pinot Noir ‒ You’ve seen Sideways. Nuff said.

Sex on the Beach ‒ You’ve been to Club Hedonism haven’t you?

Sex up Against the Wall ‒ You own shares in Club Hedonism don’t you?

Galliano ‒You’re a waterbed, lava lamp, reel to reel, gold chain wearing, wall to wall shag carpet loving, swinging 70’s disco fool.

Gimlets ‒ You’re old fashioned and like to drink. Usually the libation of classy cerebral babes.

Rob Roy ‒ You’re an alcoholic.

Margarita ‒ You’re fun, good in bed, and naughty with a sense of style. If you don’t have it with salt you’re a wimp.

Shirley Temple ‒ What? Are you five years old? On the wagon? Get the fuck outta here.

Bloody Mary ‒ You need an excuse to start drinking before lunch.

Gin and Tonic ‒ You’re kinda boring but an excellent drink when it’s hot outside.

Mint Julep ‒ You’re a hospitable Southern guy/gal. Good stuff. Rarely ordered.

Tequila ‒ You’re not afraid of spending a little time in jail.

Champagne ‒ You’re reserved, classy, or a stripper.

Vodka Red Bull - Party person, young, possible cokehead.

Southern Comfort ‒Where’d you put the Lynyrd Skynyrd eight tracks? I know I saw ‘em around here somewhere.

Mojito ‒ You’re not afraid to try new things, have low frustration tolerance and are prone to wild rages.

Rum and Coke ‒ You’ve been arrested for assault once or twice.

Whisky Sour ‒ Have another one Grandma.

Alabama Slammer ‒ You’ve read the “Have a Cocktail” placemat at the diner once too often.

Whisky, Single Malt Scotch, Bourbon ‒ You’re a sexual athlete. Women want you and men want to be like you. You have class, talent, wit, and brains. Of course, this is what I drink.


Mine is a Mai Tai...- but it wasn't listed above! (Thank God!) LOL!!! I'm gonna have to look that one up (biting my nails,nervously.....)


2daycowboywanted 45F

7/26/2006 1:54 pm

Good to know that I am good in bed and a naughty girl with a bad side who isnt afraid to spend a few nights in jail yet stable enough for the blue collared, simple old standby.

And here I thought I might be boring!! LOL

Until later
2daycowboywanted


rm_dosrev 39M
2091 posts
7/26/2006 3:04 pm

Gin and Tonic ‒ You’re kinda boring but an excellent drink when it’s hot outside.
Rum and Coke ‒ You’ve been arrested for assault once or twice.


On a really hot summer night, a gin and tonic with a lime (and a ton of ice) is about the most wonderfull drink in the world. Otherwise, captain Morgan is my drink of choice, and I've never been arrested for assault thank you very much.



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leegs55 55M

7/26/2006 6:19 pm

whiskey..love to go down on women!!


sundog1974 56M

7/27/2006 4:10 am

BloodyMary .... done with Tequila great at Brunch


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/27/2006 4:57 pm

    Quoting 2daycowboywanted:
    Good to know that I am good in bed and a naughty girl with a bad side who isnt afraid to spend a few nights in jail yet stable enough for the blue collared, simple old standby.

    And here I thought I might be boring!! LOL

    Until later
    2daycowboywanted
2daycowboywanted,
THAT really does NOT sound boring, I tell ya! lol

Thanks for stoppin by! (The party...has just...begun....)


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/27/2006 5:00 pm

    Quoting rm_dosrev:
    Gin and Tonic ‒ You’re kinda boring but an excellent drink when it’s hot outside.
    Rum and Coke ‒ You’ve been arrested for assault once or twice.

    On a really hot summer night, a gin and tonic with a lime (and a ton of ice) is about the most wonderfull drink in the world. Otherwise, captain Morgan is my drink of choice, and I've never been arrested for assault thank you very much.


dosrev,
I'll take the hot summer night over the gin and tonic. Just doesnt do my taste buds any good...the more fruity alcoholic beverages are my best..


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/27/2006 5:01 pm

    Quoting leegs55:
    whiskey..love to go down on women!!
leegs55~ ....ummmm...That makes 2 of us! (hehe)
Thanks for stoppin!


angelluvertp 54M/55F

7/28/2006 10:29 am

Tequila ‒ You’re not afraid of spending a little time in jail.

Ohhhh man!!!....just as long as my bunk mate's name is "Bambi" and not "Bubba" I guess I can handle a little time in jail. Aside from that give me my Tequila without the fixin's (lime & salt)...as the song says "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
7/29/2006 4:06 am

Whisky, Single Malt Scotch, Bourbon ‒ You’re a sexual athlete. Women want you and men want to be like you. You have class, talent, wit, and brains. Of course, this is what I drink.
smiles.
who would have thought it?


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:30 am

    Quoting angelluvertp:
    Tequila ‒ You’re not afraid of spending a little time in jail.

    Ohhhh man!!!....just as long as my bunk mate's name is "Bambi" and not "Bubba" I guess I can handle a little time in jail. Aside from that give me my Tequila without the fixin's (lime & salt)...as the song says "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
LOL...looks like youre stuck with "Bubba!" -not "Bambi!"

There arent co-ed jails around here! That would be too much fun,eh? lol

Thanks for visiting!
xx


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:31 am

    Quoting rm_studbunny69:
    i go for seagram's crown royale whiskey.

    i'm going to use it as a body rub if we get together.

    that way i can get buzzed as i'm licking it off every inch of you.
Oh, really?


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 8:35 am

    Quoting toothysmile:
    Whisky, Single Malt Scotch, Bourbon ‒ You’re a sexual athlete. Women want you and men want to be like you. You have class, talent, wit, and brains. Of course, this is what I drink.
    smiles.
    who would have thought it?


toothy,
Count me in as one of those...many,many women.
Who would've thought that, you ask?......ME!

~~melting, wet kisses to you~~
steamy


phoenix639 49F

7/29/2006 4:10 pm

Im a Chablis, gin & tonic, guiness kinda girl....what does that make me?

A lush?


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/29/2006 5:49 pm

Phoenix~ Uhhhh....first step is to admit it??!


phoenix639 49F

7/30/2006 12:13 am

ROFLMAO....i aint admitting shit your honour.


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
7/30/2006 5:41 am

phoenix, Ya took the words right outta my mouth! LOL!


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