Pun......  

steamyandsexybi 43F
3170 posts
8/29/2006 8:13 pm

Last Read:
9/3/2006 7:05 pm

Pun......

...............with Naughty little quickies....
Are ya ready?! Lol

Q - What do you call a women that wants sex as much as you do ?
A - A dream.

Q - How does James Bond like his pussy ?
A - Shaven not furred.

Q - How are men are like bagpipes ?
A - You won't get anything unless you blow them first.

Q - What's the difference between a penis and a prick ?
A - A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying....
A prick is the guy who owns it.

Q - What's the biggest problem with being an atheist is ?
A - No one to talk to during an orgasm!

Q - What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom ?
A - A pick pocket snatches watches. A peeping Tom watches snatches.

Q - Where do gays park?
A - In the rear.

Q - What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A - Her belly button.

Q - What do you call a mushroom with a 10 inch stem?
A - A fungi to have around.

Q - Why couldn't the Greek boy run away from home?
A - He couldn't leave his brothers behind!

Q - How is college like a woman ?
A - You work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.

Q - What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A - They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q - How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A - It's not hard.

Q - What is the difference between women and computers?
A - A women will not take a 3.25 inch floppy.

Q - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
A - Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!

Q - Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toy box?
A - She kept sitting on Pinnochio's face, saying, "Lie to me!"

Q - Why do we have orgasms?
A - How else would we know when to stop?

Q - What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A - A genealogist looks up your family tree, A gynecologist looks up your family bush!

Q - What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A - A cock that stays up all night.

Q - What is 6.9 ?
A - Good sex interrupted by a period.

Q - Where do you get virgin wool?
A - Definitely not in Australia!

Q - Did I tell you about the worst blow job I ever got?
A - Yeah, it was great


rm_naughty4u506 49M
85 posts
8/30/2006 6:17 am

lol ... thanks for making sure there was atleast 1 period joke in there!


steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
8/30/2006 4:02 pm

    Quoting rm_naughty4u506:
    lol ... thanks for making sure there was atleast 1 period joke in there!
naughty,
THAT one was especially for you! lol

(...I know how much ya loooove hearing all about it!) Its weird that you mention that. I thought about you as I read that. lol


steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
8/30/2006 4:14 pm

    Quoting cheeky694U2000:
    Your a very, very, wcked, naughty girl! LOL
    I love the one about the atheist best (I think - let me have another look)
cheeky,

"Your a very, very, wcked, naughty girl!" ~naughty, evil grin~

lol


tadpudgy 56M

8/30/2006 4:38 pm

I loved the James Bond joke! The rest were funny too.....ahh, needed a little comic relief from Hurricane stress! KISSES+HUG=GASMS!!!


rm_naughty4u506 49M
85 posts
9/2/2006 11:40 am

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    naughty,
    THAT one was especially for you! lol

    (...I know how much ya loooove hearing all about it!) Its weird that you mention that. I thought about you as I read that. lol
That was terrible you ... you ... sweaty tube sock wearing ummm I dunno!

Okay I admit it ...lol I snickered, just a little though. Alright at best it was a small laugh.


steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
9/2/2006 3:26 pm

    Quoting rm_naughty4u506:
    That was terrible you ... you ... sweaty tube sock wearing ummm I dunno!

    Okay I admit it ...lol I snickered, just a little though. Alright at best it was a small laugh.
LMAO! .........you....sweaty tube sock wearing.......lol

Just so ya know, I dont really wear tube socks. Its an inside joke between me and Sensuouswoman3. I've chatted with her many times through emails,etc....and its really got to do with someone (a female) on this site we dont particularly care too much for. Nope! Cant say who it is but the tube sock description and everything else really does describe what we envision her as in real life. lol

SW3 loves to crack her jokes and she's really a great person!

so, stay tuned....I'm sure you'll have many more 'snickers!' PERIOD! lol


rm_naughty4u506 49M
85 posts
9/3/2006 4:35 am

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    LMAO! .........you....sweaty tube sock wearing.......lol

    Just so ya know, I dont really wear tube socks. Its an inside joke between me and Sensuouswoman3. I've chatted with her many times through emails,etc....and its really got to do with someone (a female) on this site we dont particularly care too much for. Nope! Cant say who it is but the tube sock description and everything else really does describe what we envision her as in real life. lol

    SW3 loves to crack her jokes and she's really a great person!

    so, stay tuned....I'm sure you'll have many more 'snickers!' PERIOD! lol
Period ?????? WTF! Why do I torture myself so! lol too funny ...its almost like a duel of twisted humor (to the death of course).


steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
9/3/2006 6:28 am

    Quoting rm_naughty4u506:
    Period ?????? WTF! Why do I torture myself so! lol too funny ...its almost like a duel of twisted humor (to the death of course).
naughty,
Humor is always good. But "twisted humor" is sometimes better! Dontchya think?! lol


rm_naughty4u506 49M
85 posts
9/3/2006 2:55 pm

I hate to admit it but, yes twisted is wayyyy better!


steamyandsexybi 43F
2784 posts
9/3/2006 7:05 pm

    Quoting rm_naughty4u506:
    I hate to admit it but, yes twisted is wayyyy better!
naughty,
There ya go! Well, the first step is to admit it............
lol


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