Here's to a few laughs.......  

steamyandsexybi 44F
3170 posts
8/28/2006 2:50 pm

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8/29/2006 9:50 am

Here's to a few laughs.......


Careful!
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."


Disney
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court And the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."


A Doctors' Help
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.
The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.
The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asks her what's wrong, why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband?
"Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months," the wife says, "I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me, 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'."
"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me, 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what'.
I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what'.
So you see, doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."
"Yes, I see," replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"


The Affair
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband came home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She shoved him into the closet, stark naked. The husband however became suspicious, and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone."
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths."
"And where are your clothes?"
The man looked down at himself and said,......
"Those little bastards!"


TickleMeBBW 36F

8/28/2006 4:09 pm

All goodies LMAO


rm_naughty4u506 49M
85 posts
8/28/2006 4:15 pm

Careful!
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Thanks, That made my skin crawl! lol


tadpudgy 56M

8/28/2006 4:47 pm

ROTF LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!! Those were great!!! LAUGH=GASMS!!!!


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
8/28/2006 5:54 pm

TickleMe,
Thanks! LOL


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
8/28/2006 5:55 pm

    Quoting rm_naughty4u506:
    Careful!
    After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
    Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
    "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
    He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
    Naturally, the guy began to worry.
    "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
    "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
    "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
    "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
    "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
    Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

    Thanks, That made my skin crawl! lol
naughty,

I guess it would from a guy's bullseye view, huh? LOL


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
8/28/2006 5:58 pm

    Quoting tadpudgy:
    ROTF LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!! Those were great!!! LAUGH=GASMS!!!!
Tad,
LOL...those were more like "oh My GOSH=Gasms!"

(Run, Forrest...RUNNNNNN!) hehe


phoenix639 49F

8/28/2006 11:43 pm

Heard the first two before but heard the last two....loved them.

'or what' will be a catchphrase for randy men now hoping to get laid instead of paying for things lmao.

Might try that one!!


rm_naughty4u506 49M
85 posts
8/29/2006 5:51 am

    Quoting steamyandsexybi:
    naughty,

    I guess it would from a guy's bullseye view, huh? LOL
OUCH! lol


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
8/29/2006 9:47 am

    Quoting phoenix639:
    Heard the first two before but heard the last two....loved them.

    'or what' will be a catchphrase for randy men now hoping to get laid instead of paying for things lmao.

    Might try that one!!
phoenix,
Its no wonder why weird and unusual things pop in my head as ideas! lol
Hey, after reading your last post in your blog: about the meet and greet, there's an idea! That just might work when youre thinking of an excuse to bail out! LOL
...."or what?" They all might think youre a bit nuts for saying that as an answer, but....it'll get ya out! ASAP! lmao!


steamyandsexybi 44F
2784 posts
8/29/2006 9:50 am

naughty,

You ok? LOl

Hey, that wasnt aimed directly at you, ya know? I was just joking!
Need me to kiss your boo boo now? hehe


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