Todays Evening Edition  

starlight_runner 39F
817 posts
7/20/2005 1:55 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Todays Evening Edition



LOST, one neatly trimmed and well behaved Kitty. Prone to the occasional attack on unsuspecting solitary males, answering to the name of little puss .Last seen in the vicinity of the G-spot.Has a natural affinity with poles.Call 1-800 -BELLAS.LIL.PUSSY.

KIDS HOME for the hols? Driving you nuts? No time for sex?How about getting them out of the house……..and putting them to work. All shapes and sizes considered, food thrown in for hard workers.Pay depending on performance. Sound to good to be true. Call 1-800‒GET-YOUR-HOME-BACK.

TIRED of jerkin yer gherkin.Too many lonely nights at home with nothing but that week old apple pie.Why not whack off to bloglands wildest woman night after night on our newly launched channel ‒ Television Sex.Guarenteed to keep you up all night.Call 1-800-I.AM.SAD.AND.LONELY.BUT.I.LIKE.IT.

ALL BLOGGED out. Devoid of inspiration for your perspiration. Why not attend this years blogging convention. Meet your online crushes, plot blogland domination, debate who has the biggest blog.The skys the limit.Queen sized beds going fast.Call 1-800-PLAY.IS.NOT.FULL YET

EVER THOUGHT your penis is a work of art ? nows the time to prove it.the penis artistry contest is in full swing.We have the first entrants now in .Dont lose this once in a life time opportunity to turn your willy into a work of art.Call 1-800 MRSG-DANGLY4ME.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/21/2005 8:35 am

LMAO! Well done Nancy Starlight.

GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/21/2005 3:03 pm

excellent!!!!!! ur providing the spark the TATTLER was missing.....and with way better pix

starlight_runner 39F

7/22/2005 1:24 pm

Would this be a good time to ask for a raise you think? Shrugs shoulders .You cant blame a girl for trying.

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