The case of the Intergalactic Pandimensional Trycycle Insurance Scam  

starlight_runner 39F
817 posts
7/20/2005 9:04 pm

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The case of the Intergalactic Pandimensional Trycycle Insurance Scam

: AFriendFinder TATTLER EVENING EDITION

NANCY STAR-ACE REPORTER INVESTIGATES

NANCY STARLIGHT AND THE INTERNATIONAL PANGALATIC INSURANCE SCAM.

Since last weeks amazing revelations that our very own SK {SensuallyKatey) had been accused of committing fraud in order to improve her wheels, the plot has thickened thicker than one of Jersods day old, semen enriched, pineapple flavoured manshakes. With Mrs G (Chief Insurance Assessor for Gecko Owned Insurance ) now on a Tennants super brew drip in the Blogtown District Infirmary, and the trial only hours away it was time for Nancy Starlight to tie together the loose ends and get to the bottom of this mystery.

There was only one option, to take a trip to Dz’s Dodgy garage to try and see what I could unearth amongst the oil stains and playboy posters. Having taken the trip and managed not to cause myself injury I hailed a taxi.The taxi driver wasn’t to happy with the hailstone through his window but having given him a quick BJ in lew of the fare we pulled up outside the garage,

Taking care to not alert any sleeping goddesses I slipped through the skylight and into the dark, damp office remembering to shut the open door behind me so noone could enter. Using my standard issue Tattler torch and lock pick I soon had the safe open. Inside I found the evidence I was looking for.

It was an old coffee stained manuscript with the motto “No Cream, No Right”. The last bit of the jigsaw fell into place. I could now link Dz for sure with the dutch connection. It seems the events of the past few days were not isolated events but part of a well orchestrated and devious plot. My first suspicions began on visiting the blogs of Dz and the alleged thief, one Mr Amber Solaire. It appears these two had become very close aquaintances. On scooting over to that of Jersod my suspicions were confirmed. What we had here was an international ring of expert bike thieves . Amber being the lead, Dz the distributor, Jersod the pilot and EE407 the fence.

This was coroberated by Ambers singing of Mcavity on Kateys blog, the secret code on Jersods, and the fact that the trike advertised by Amber was sold to EEs dutch imports.On further investigation it appears that the Dz and Amber traveling review show was in town on several occasions where their were notable bicycle related thefts, including that of Lance Armstrong as he was climbing a mountain in this years tour de france.I clearly had my men , but what was their motive. Trycycle theft didn’t exactly seem to be their sort of tree to be climbing.

It couldn’t be coincidence that such a crack outfit was in town at the precise moment that SK’s trike was left unattended.I smelt a rat. Putting the rat back on the floor I ran through the evidence. In order to take the trike they must have known the exact time and location of SK. She must have been in on it from the start. Choosing a time when they knew my fellow Tattler reporter Blondeneedssex would be in the room to provide an alibi (as duly happened) and making sure that she appeared upset upon discovering its loss.

There was one way to find out for sure. Next stop Kateys Intergalactic mansion. Having avoided the multi dimensional attack goldfish I crept close enough to overhear the sensual goddess.

“dayumm how dayumm hot , hot, hot am I .Looky here at my super duper ever so sexy costing me nothing space trike.Stupid gecko owned insurance hahhahahah they stood no chance.I am so wet, wet,wet.Now what is this satire I see they say Dayumm those hotties I was after more more , more comments .My oh so sexy chatroom will see to that, then I shall have the 5000 comment Paulo Alto hottie infested orgy and not sexyfitwoman.”

Case closed I went in search of police chief Nighstogether with my evidence. It was all in another nights work for Nancy Starlight ace investagative reporter.

URGENT UPDATE

An International Intergalactic Airport Alert has been raised.It appears someone at the Blogland PD has leaked my report.A mole has let the gerbil out of the Gere and some of the suspects have made good their escape.Under the pretence of camping, holidaying with the Kids and leaving blogland EE407, AmberSolaire and SK have tried to flee the borders.They should be considered armed and dangerous.Do not try to apprehend solo.Night sticks should be unsheathed and at the ready.


expatbrit49 62M

7/21/2005 11:58 am

ROFLMAO

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/21/2005 1:56 pm

You are funny!!!!! Thanks.


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/21/2005 3:12 pm

<<< humming "Bicycle Race" >>>>>


starlight_runner 39F

7/22/2005 1:45 pm

Unfortunately my search for our head of police led me to a pitch black basement room somewhere in Lower Saxony.Unable to distinguish which pair of hands was his I had to give up the search, and give into the rather large cock in my mouth.Well whats a girl to do?

This is Namcy Starlight somewhere in a basement in Lower Saxony wishing you all a very good night.

NANCY
NANCY


starlight_runner 39F

7/22/2005 1:46 pm

Unfortunately my search for our head of police led me to a pitch black basement room somewhere in Lower Saxony.Unable to distinguish which pair of hands was his I had to give up the search, and give into the rather large cock in my mouth.Well whats a girl to do?

This is Namcy Starlight somewhere in a basement in Lower Saxony wishing you all a very good night.

NANCY

NANCY


Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
7/22/2005 8:22 pm

Are these absconders really on holidays? Or are they seeking asylum from the corruption of Blogland, which is why they have now been given citizenship to the Kingdom Of BooBoBia.

His Highness the PIG KING succourer of the downtrodden.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/23/2005 11:45 am

Gee, Nancy, you do not miss any opportunity!


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
7/24/2005 10:00 pm

Grab some wine while you are down there. Nights keeps his cellar stocked.


TDandH1960 56M

7/25/2005 4:19 pm

Oh Nancy, and to think that I have been hanging out with some of these mastermind blogland crooks, please believe me when I plead innocence, I'll do whatever it takes to your hot body to be cleared of any wrong doings.


AmberSolaire 42M

7/26/2005 4:58 am

Spies Katey making off and grabs onto tail of trike.If im going down you are coming with me..............


taodoug65 51M
262 posts
7/26/2005 5:44 am

This is soo fun.. please keep it up...This I can tell is going to be a fun blog to read.. I guess i will go from here backwards. to fully enlighten myself.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/8/2005 12:07 pm

TFF... you had me giggling on the ground!


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