Tattler Titbits  

starlight_runner 39F
817 posts
7/20/2005 3:09 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Tattler Titbits

AFriendFinder TATTLER EVENING EDITION

GECKO OWNED INSURANCE GOES DOWN

In an unexpected twist to this fast unraveling story, it appears Gecko Owned Insurance is on the brink of suffocation. Gavin Gecko The Third, CEO and co-founder is being forced to file for bankruptcy, having received the bill from Harshawls Interplanatary “Pimp My Trike” Ltd for Sensually Kateys new ride.The unprecedented payout of ten squillion billion gazillion trillion dillion pounds along with the falling share value on the gecko 100 (Due to the Tattler induced scandal) has left him with no option.

When asked to comment on how this would affect Mrs Gecko and the thirty little Geckos, he scurried up a tree and refused to come down.


MRS G IS POISONED

It appears that the timely demise of the gecko chief insurance investigator on the eve of the trial may not be coincidence after all.Police forensics are now running tests for possible poison on a tube of cannyston extra strength found outside Mrs G's local pub , along with a pair of XXL M n S knickers and a recently used 48 pack of lager and lime flavoured condoms.


Jerosd 47M

7/20/2005 11:35 pm

Where can i get my subscription...this is better then the financial Times.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/21/2005 8:54 am

When the TATTLER comes calling, scoundrels end up in trees. This is the natural order of things. With reporters such as Nancy Starlight on the job BlogLand will soon be mine as I assume absolute power!

The PUBLISHER


expatbrit49 62M

7/21/2005 12:01 pm

LMAO Girl you will have the Publishers job in time

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


GleesFlakyShawl 50M
1620 posts
7/22/2005 12:06 pm

...is anybody else out there eating old steaks (vintage 1997 or so)?


starlight_runner 39F

7/22/2005 1:39 pm

Whats more I even offered him a fly sandwich.

All subscriptions should be paid direct to Nancy in kind so as to avoid the blogland VAT inspector.His examinations are very vigorous.This is in no way an attempt to top up my meagre wage in an effort to pay of a rather substantial debt at the blogtown grease and no fryup cafe.

NANCY


NANCY


MrsGreenhenky 37F

7/23/2005 5:08 pm

ROFL

Ah is offa ma hospitaly bed n lookin fer revenge fer sure.Ahhh does also needa new jobby like ta top up ma giro.Universally seductery miss watch yerselvs.


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