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In cardboard armour clothed,
You play at being a knight.
But with no friends around to teach you,
You cant get the basics right.
For Knights however Mystical,
know how to both work and play.
They dont spend their time at pc screens, wasting their life away.
They bed almost as many maidens as dragons they do slay.
For true knights are practised lovers,
and well versed in ALL swordplay.
They always sheath their weapons,
so their frustrationa arent too great.
So in every lands a woman,
they have no need to masturbate
They dont pay twenty dollars,
for other peoples work.
Nor attack australian princesses
with bountious breasts so pert.
So if you really have "Loyalty and Honour",
Mystic learn to play again.
Its gonna take much more than magic,
or a simple change of name.
7/14/2005 2:42 am
that is one of the nicest pokes I have read, well done Star|
7/14/2005 8:25 pm
A tempest in a teapot|
is all that we have here.
The knight does tip at windmills,
and winds up on his rear.
7/15/2005 8:44 am
well done, lite of the nite.....|
7/15/2005 9:03 am
Well they do wear such silly helmets.No wonder they have probs seeing where they are going.TY both of you for stopping by. |