@ The Pearly Gates  

starlight_runner 39F
817 posts
7/17/2006 3:03 pm

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8/23/2006 10:06 am

@ The Pearly Gates

I was out with my posse last night n jus had to pass on this one.........

An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable as St. Peter explains how Heaven works. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what's happening"?

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be and sodomized."

"Yes, but I've already got the holes for that."

lots of giggles


2943 posts
7/17/2006 4:06 pm

lol ...she does have a point!


OldHippy1957 59M

7/21/2006 2:45 pm

Now that was funny!

shaper007 51M

7/24/2006 8:01 am

lol... agreed very funny

raptor880 39M

7/31/2006 6:59 am

will be adding that to my repotoire.

the_ukdutypaid 35M

8/23/2006 8:01 am

That's one to remember

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