Pathetic, depraved, ignorant, moronic responses I get, what the fuck is this shit, anyway?  

squirtingpussy38 49M/49F
104 posts
11/14/2005 6:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Pathetic, depraved, ignorant, moronic responses I get, what the fuck is this shit, anyway?

Oh, you poor depraved creatures, do you all have the same deoxyribonucleic acid within your pathetic and perverse gene pool?

What in Heaven’s (As if heaven had a thing to do with it) name are you men thinking when you respond to my profile here on AdultFriendFinder? The grammar, syntax, punctuation, the verbiage and the crass epitome of stupidity, where in the hell does it end?

A few questions:
• Can you read and possibly comprehend what our profile says?
• Are you dyslexic or quasi illiterate?
• Do the photographs just excite you so much you lose all of your sense and scruples, provided you have any?
• Have you ever thought, provided you are capable of thinking past you dicks, to write something courteous and intelligent as opposed to the moronic idiocy you put into words?
• Do you actually believe that my husband and I or myself, for that matter are going to respond to fucking morons literalizing grossly stupid propositions?
• Do you think that a picture of your prize possession, you dick, is going to get me all hot and bothered, fellas, seen one seen them all, I personally prefer very large and thick ones attached to a homo sapient with the capacity to think, reason and put his thoughts in an intelligent fashion.
• No, I will not suffer pangs of remorse if I do not respond to idiots and their nothing to say verbiage. However, I will immediately delete your message after seeing if there is possibly a laugh at you in it.
• If you can comprehend the above talking points, then why in the hell would you waste your time, only to be deleted if you remotely resemble the points expressed or implied?
• No, boys you cannot mix chocolate with the cum from my ass and eat it!
• No, you bi-males my husband does not want a blow job from you, but he would accept on from a beautiful pre-op with nice implants and a working tool.
• I am quite assured that you, whoever you may be cannot take me to a place mentally or physically that I have not been before-Sad but true, we are on here for our fantasy life, not yours! Again, not yours, ours, you are just players if qualified to participate, you do understand this, correct?
• This is a venue to find individuals easily for OUR fantasy life, it is not the only place, and you virile men cannot complete us or make us whole sexually, we achieved that long ago. We are about kinky and fantasy, but are as well, about being asked intelligently so that you might stand a chance in hell to participate.
• FACT: All you red hott hunks legends in your own minds, we can live out our days without you---really we can!
• FACT: No idiots will ever get a reply- never-ever as long as grass grows and wind blows!

What is the moral of this story? If you really would like to meet us and possibly fuck me, then you will have to write something that gets my attention. You will have to be polite and not believe it is, you that have something to offer us, but us that have something to offer you. That can never happen if you are an asshole, ignoramus.
Moreover, if you, as many of you, men state: You wax your lizard to my photographs, hell, I have no objections, wax away. We hope you have delightful orgasms and wonderful fantasies. But spare us the emails on AdultFriendFinder as to how wonderful you orgasm was and how hard you got, frankly, we are not really interested!

So given you now have a “Program” and have a pretty good idea of who the players are here, come on, write something that we will like enough to respond to, hell, you can do it!


desleeped 35M

11/14/2005 8:07 pm

I don't think it has ever been stated more clearly. Thank you very much for helping me realize that there really are people out there that aren't afraid to tell it like it is.
M/c


cuddlykittenn 42F

11/14/2005 8:08 pm

there seems to be a lot of frustration going around. maybe AdultFriendFinder should add an optional IQ test to the profiles (or maybe something like the SATs), then we can weed out the idiots by checking their scores.
not that this will ever happen
-but we can always dream can't we?


rm_sassy_wench 42F

11/14/2005 8:33 pm

very eloquently stated...i laughed...you hit the nail on the head... thats for sure!!!


zoopc42 47M

11/15/2005 8:35 am

OK, I understand this to a point. But please give some credit. Guys are on here for a reason and that reason is sex. That sex is not given out freely, nor is it offered with just a few sentences. Ladies that have normal profiles (nothing as sexy as yours is) get hundreds of emails in a month. Women (or couples in your case) get thousands.

You offer something unique even in this place…a squirting pussy, kind of rare in the wild place such as here. Your pictures (whether you or not) are intoxicating. To a male that is just looking to get laid, it can have a mind clouding effect. Hence, you get drivel.

I realize it takes a long time for a woman to get interested on this site. A lot of words, perhaps some chatting and even a meet a few times before any clothes come off and the fun begins.

Having said that, perhaps if you want better responses you could school us boneheaded males (or just me) what it takes to get a woman to respond initially.

I have been told, keep the first email short, then keep it long, find something of personal interest not sexually related, tell them a fantasy, beg, plead, turn them down before they get a chance to do it to you, write a poem, write a sonnet, write a novel, get them horny, and probably countless others. You must find the right one for the right woman at the right time. This is the initial email just to get a reply from her. I don’t know what works because I have only got a few and all of them have been fleeting. Only one has told me she is not interested in my body type. Insultive a little but honest. So I take up the time to work on the body. Get a rock hard abs. go get a tan, a nice haircut, and some better photos. Even get someone to help write my profile.

Still nothing.

Local or long distance, the result is the same. I am getting nothing and nowhere.

So my question is this. How does one guy stand out among an email flood of thousands for a hot woman, an attractive woman, a sexy woman, a average woman or even a plain woman. They are all assaulted and no replies lead to frustration.

Maybe I am too sensitive but it hurts a little when my mail box reads 0 messages. Even with sending out about 8 to ten a day, nothing arrives.

I write a blog airing frustrations and just thoughts, but even then there is little response.

Beating my head against the wall, I blame myself and press on. I have yet to find one woman to connect with much less hook up with. I have been on here bout three months I think and nothing as been more pointless in my venture for female companionship. Even the bars look good about now and I hate bars

if you could give us some clue as to what the average woman looks for when chosing one person to reply to


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/19/2005 5:30 am

*SNRK* whoknew411, you are a perfect example of the knuckledragger gene in its full expression.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
11/22/2005 11:14 am

I have to agree there are more than a few jackasses around here, but anyone under a Silver Member can't even read profiles without burning points that they could instead use to contact their desired choices. When faced with actually learning about someone or simply slobbering over the sexy icon and the one-liner description, most will prefer the latter option's ease.

This place, like others of its kind, is a representative sample of the male population as a whole. Since there are only a few of us who don't go to pieces at the sight of a naked woman in the whole population, it correlates that very few would appear here. And while, we (I like to think I fall into this group) are a highly desired commodity, we are not sought after with the same tenacity displayed by our less cerebral counterparts in their chase after women/couples with alluring icons. Rather, women are mostly content to sift through their E-mail bombardment looking for the diamond in the rough.

Unfortunately, most of those to whom you directed that post do not have the intellectual capacity to read it, much less understand it, so it will likely fall on deaf ears.


stiffler71 45M

12/4/2005 2:00 pm

What a crazy bitch. I wouldn't stick my dick in your pussy if you paid me...Holy crap!


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