Have you swingers ever had one of these guys?  

squirtingpussy38 49M/49F
104 posts
10/29/2005 9:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Have you swingers ever had one of these guys?

Okay everybody, and especially you swingers, here’s the deal see if you can relate. I know you all can for sure read on and laugh a little.

So, you get about 20 responses per day on the average, right? All these guys telling you what they are going to do to you, ostensibly, ostensibly being the operative word here. Yes, it sounds real good, some of it while some of it sounds like pure arrogance and self aggrandizement with an ego much bigger than the prick writing. So, you make a date with this responder because his grammar is not bad, he sounds like he’d be a fun fuck and easy on the eyes and so forth.

Then, you tell him to cum on over and party, but the first time he has some extravagant excuse as to why he can’t and wants to make it for another night. Can anyone relate so far? Then the big night comes, he arrives in all of his alleged splendor, the hunk of hunk of hunks, just ask him, he’ll tell you. Now in our ad for example we say brief sexual encounters, in other words come fuck my pussy, dump a load or two and leave, that is pretty clear, as least we thought so, concise and to the point no obfuscations just a clear simple thing that we the hostess and host want from a responder to our ad, right?

Let me back up just a little here. Red flags should have been flying when he desperately wanted face pictures, what the fuck pal I am showing you everything what in the hell do you want anyway? Want to see my face come on over and look! The guy is a local or in town, and hell we are not hard to find from anywhere in our metro area so what the hell is up after seeing the erotic pictures in the ad and not coming right over in a heartbeat to get some of my fine pussy? What the hell do these guys want? They want you to deliver like pizza and bring desert too so they don’t have to get off their asses, the you owe me and I am entitled attitude.

Well here he is in the flesh in our bedroom and this mind you is not just one guy, the profile fits many, many of the studs hereabouts. He wants to talk, make small talk, ask questions that are of no matter or consequence, or for that matter any of his business. Hey buddy, did you read the ad? I want to fuck get your load and you leave, we are not going to become an item any time soon, okay? Then finally when and if he gets the point, he has all these issues, does your husband have to be in the room right away, can’t we get things started and then he comes in? And other such non-sense. Finally, he takes his pants off and is wearing boxers, not briefs or nothing, white boxers, imagine, how sexy is that?

We are laying there waiting for the big moment, and down come the boxers and there it is, the 8.5 x 6 that has no possibility of reaching that judging by the flaccid state it is in when it is shown or unveiled from the boxers for the first time. Shit, there I am laying there and anyone would get a woody in an instant, most anyone, anyway. But not stud muffin. He now wants a blow job to “help” him achieve an erection because he is feeling bashful, hasn’t done this in a while, or some excuse. Then silly me I suck on his knob for a while and it gets semi-hard and then, he wants to know if we have any rubbers. He buddy did you read the ad we want loads of cum not condoms, you can read can’t you. Now, the words, are you sure you don’t have any diseases? Hey pal who the fuck knows, some of this shit takes years to manifest, you wanna fuck or what? Then the moment arrives, he attempts to put his semi-hard prick into my pussy but has to use his hand to force it past my lips. At this point my hunny nicely tells the guy to get his clothes on and leave, hopefully, he does just that and does not protest, it would be better for him with my hunny if he just got his funky threads and left.

So, do any of you who do threesomes or foursomes ever experience this kind of thing or are we just that unique as all that and a bag of chips?


BullsTardeMeant 56M
837 posts
10/29/2005 9:51 am

Goodness, goodness, goodness. I hope that this WAS a 'unique' experience for you. *please, oh please, let it NOT happen to me*

P.S. Love the humor in your script. Keep up the great blog.


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shavedballs0 58M
7 posts
10/31/2005 8:36 am

Yipppe How refreshing to read, exceptionally entertaining, as a male I can believe this happens a lot of the time, how I laughed at your humor, thinking most guys here are just a lot of loud mouth, no action types.

Pity we're so far apart I'd have love to make your aquaintance.

Keep up an excellent BLOG.


shavedballs0 58M
7 posts
10/31/2005 8:38 am

Yipppe How refreshing to read, exceptionally entertaining, as a male I can believe this happens a lot of the time, how I laughed at your humor, thinking most guys here are just a lot of loud mouth, no action types.

Pity we're so far apart I'd have loved to make your aquaintance.

Keep up an excellent BLOG.


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