TURTLE DUCK AND A MIND FUCK.....  

spunky11961 55M
37213 posts
6/15/2006 3:41 pm
TURTLE DUCK AND A MIND FUCK.....


I actually had fun at work today,considerin' I was up til two am drinkin' beer and had to be ready to work at six!Surprise! It didn't go bad at all.
The crew picked me up,late as usual,and we're headed to the lake to work on the roof.Half way there we see this big ass snappin' turtle tryin' to cross the road,The crew all want to stop and get it to make soup.I just want it to get across the road alive,(I don't do reptile,not hungry enough!).
they all pile out of the truck and are tryin' to catch this ol' thing,but it's a snappin' turtle!
(they don't teach every thing in college I guess)They pile back in lickin' their wounds the turtle is still free.I hope he made it across.
When we get to work there's water all around us filled with ducks and geese.Later on a break one of the fools on the ground starts shootin' with his nail gun at the ducks.These things aren't accurate and all he's doin' is pissin'em off!Then he picks on a goose with her little ones!Anyone that knows about geese knows you don't fuck with'em!Period!They're mean and can be very painful....Mama erupts out of the water straight at him hitting him in the chest,He's runnin' she's inflicting pain!He gets away but has some bruises,We're on the roof almost fallin' off bustin' agut!I wish I had my fuckin' camera!
But for me I had even more fun!After the bosses bullshit yesterday I've invented a new game.
All I did all day was go slow and just plod about,I didn't do much work,what did they expect?
They noticed and asked what it was about so I told them "You see me as fat and lazy,not up to the job,So I'm only givin' you what you expect"They don't like this but they can just get over it "cause I'm movin' on soon.And I'm playin' this game every day til I do.I love to play at work I hope they like the Mind Fuck I handed'em today! It made my day brighter!

~spunky


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
6/17/2006 4:14 pm

Hmmmm i hope the turtle got across the road safely too.
Canadian geese have been raising their young in the canal near where I work. I like them....especially when they scare someone into the canal.
If you can find the time please smack your colleague with the nail gun for me. Sounds like the result of weak parenting and cousins becoming too friendly. There's no excuse for animal cruelty.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
6/15/2006 9:31 pm

I can't wait to hear about your other 'fun' ideas! I will look forward to reading them. Bravo! for you!

~Country~


letstryit4fun38 49F

6/15/2006 7:22 pm

He who laughs last laughs the hardest..lol

WELCOME TO MY WICKED BUT WONDERFUL WORLD!


JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/15/2006 4:26 pm

As long as you had fun it is all that should matter.

Juicy


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