THATS NOT A HORSE!  

spunky11961 55M
37213 posts
8/2/2006 8:33 am
THATS NOT A HORSE!


If you've read here for any length of time,then you've read about cats and dogs,even hawks and ducks! Go back far enough and you'll find screamin' parrots and flyin' monkeys too! And now if ya continue you'll see cows~

When I was a kid,we kept about thirty cows in our south pasture,but we didn't have any horses,and I really wanted ta have a horse ta ride! But all we had were those cows. One day I was hoein' weeds in the garden,and started thinkin' on those cows,they were pretty tame and just kinda slow movin'!
So I got the great idea ta try to hop on and take a ride.I waited till they were all at the water trough and hopped right off the fence onto an ol' cows back! That's were I found out Cows are really fast when they want to be! It wasn't the ride I was expectin' for sure, You can't steer a cow and they don't have brakes, ya just can't stop one of'em! But they do buck and they can rear just like a horse! Threw my ass right to the ground! Not a ride I ever tried again!
Ya might say I didn't have much common sense back then~
~spunky


~spunky


rm_KarmoHunny 55F
888 posts
8/3/2006 8:42 pm

Too funny! Best to stick to getting milk from them.

Hugs


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 11:54 pm:
Well now ya tell me! where were ya in'68? just kidding! good comment there And yes I learned that the hard way
~thanx Karmohunny!
~spunky

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/3/2006 8:56 am

I wouldn't know! I check the index to make sure their handle isn't there before I turn on my cam!


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 10:40 am:
Hello ZZ! Hope ya weren't offended! I had a similar experiance....
Good thing checking that index! I'll tell ya about that "experiance"
some time ~shudder~
~spunky

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
8/3/2006 8:26 am

My girls have asked me several times why they can't ride cows. NOT that we have any....ahh...the way the juvenile mind works.

I've never touched a cow. It's on my list of things to do.

Seriously.


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 6:37 pm:
Hello Moonlight! Well They really shouldn't! Believe me! But on the touching? they're very docile and they are reponsive to that,make sure it's a cow not a bull though! They are like any other creature,not the stupid "cowed" animal many believe,they still have what sentiant look in there eyes... ~thanx~
~spunky

cuteNEway 41F

8/2/2006 6:37 pm

uuuhhh...did ya ever associate the cow and the bull...?


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:44 am:
Hello CuteN! Well not back then But now Yup Glad ya stopped by
~Thanx
~spunky

strongelk2006 53M

8/2/2006 5:35 pm

Your right Spunky ,,that wasn't a horse,,it sounds like a hell of a ride. I did have horse when I was young,,and they can be ridden,,cows are not.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,coolness.............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:42 am:
Hello NB! Thanx for sharin'and NO cows sure aren't
Thanx again,keep it real
~spunky

sexyariesgirl 57F

8/2/2006 5:02 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Oh Spunky I love the visual of you flying off that cows back!

Power To FOK


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:39 am:
Hello Sexyaries!Glad ya enjoyed,at the time I didn't but now I can laugh at it,good thing camcorders weren't around then
~Thanx
~spunky

Sweetpickles69 47F

8/2/2006 4:56 pm

I always wanted a horse too! I been bucked off a horse before, and it sucks! Learned a lesson didn't ya?

Peace,
Pickles


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:36 am:
Hello Pickles! Thanx for sharin' that and yup,I learned a lesson,
Never ride a cow bareback ~grin~
~spunky

kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
8/2/2006 3:59 pm

Hmmm sounds highly amusing.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:34 am:
Hello friend! Wasn't really at the time, but sure is now! A real Kodak moment!
~thanx
~spunky

mikeofborg 56M
39 posts
8/2/2006 2:04 pm

Have you ever tried cow tipping? Apparently, since cows sleep standing up, you an creep up to them at night and tip them over.

(Don't quite know why you'd want to though.)


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:29 am:
Hello! You're right there,I've never done it just heard about it,but same as you,Why?,Then again Why did I ride the cow
~Thanx,Always welcome here anytime~

bbw4u06 50F

8/2/2006 1:24 pm

Sounds like a americas funniest home videos moment.


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:27 am:
Hello! Ya know it didn't seem like it then...But now yeah your rihght there! Maybe more suited to the show "Jackass"
~Thanx
~spunky

lovemetouchme5 51F
2102 posts
8/2/2006 1:14 pm

Maybe you should stick to the electric bulls in the bars! Loveme


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:24 am:
Hello Loveme! Ya think? But really My cow ridin' days are done!That goes for the Bull too!
~Thanx,
~spunky

Theflinkychick 105F

8/2/2006 12:13 pm

That's not exactly what they mean when they say "ride 'em COWboy"....

I tried not to say that, but I couldn't help myself.

Not all who wander are lost.


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:22 am:
Hello! If I didn't expect that I would've never posted this!
Thanx Glad ya enjoyed!
Always welcome here anytime~
~spunky

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/2/2006 10:22 am

Had me scared there, Spunky! For a second, I was afraid you were going to start talking about SHEEP!


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:19 am:
Hey ZZ! BAAAHHHH! How's your sis this morning?
Welcome and Thanx!
~spunky

florallei 99F

8/2/2006 9:55 am

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH the joys of youth or the foolishness of youth...take your pick hehehe.
flo


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:17 am:
Welcome again,and yup I prefer the foolishness of youth for this one!
Thanx,Always Welcome here~
~spunky

letstryit4fun38 49F

8/2/2006 8:50 am

I could give you something better to ride..LMAO

WELCOME TO MY WICKED BUT WONDERFUL WORLD!


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:15 am:
Hey You! HMMMM! I bet ya could!
~thanx
~spunky

EvilEvilKitten1 62F

8/2/2006 8:48 am

They aren't made for that, hun!

N


spunky11961 replies on 8/3/2006 8:14 am:
Hello You! I know that now of course But I was about nine then~
~grin~
~Thanx
~spunky

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