Jack Schitt  

splcouple 45M/40F
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4/16/2006 8:40 pm

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6/12/2007 3:50 pm

Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt -

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll
be able to handle the situation intelligently. Jack is the only son of
Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.
Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe
Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and
Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb
Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion
to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became
Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseparable throughout childhood subsequently
married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza
Schitt. So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can
beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt

neocpl8 43M/40F

4/23/2006 9:31 pm

Not your typical AdultFriendFinder post, but excellent reading nonetheless.

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