let's just say  

spinmedown 49M
1607 posts
12/7/2005 4:27 pm

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let's just say

Let's just say....just for the sake of argument....that you have this friend.....a friend you trust enough to tell your darkest secrets and deepest desires to...someone you hope will understand....not judge you about all of your fetishes...help you to overcome your problems.....before it is too late.....and this friend....this so called friend....mails you pictures of her foot stuck in a jar of Nutella....claiming innocence.....saying she just thought it was funny....telling you that she was only painting her toenails....that certain shade of hot pink.....that one particular shade....that one.....and eating Nutella....with her fingers....in the nude....and it kept falling off her fingers....as she brought them slowly to her mouth....so she could lick it off slowly...ever so slowly....but it kept falling onto her breasts....and melting there....sweet and sticky....painting her nipples the color of guilty sins...ever so sweet and sticky sins....and suddenly there was a loud knock on her door.....the landlord...or a bill collecter...maybe a process server...she's been avoiding them all....and her dog jumps up and starts barking....and knocks the Nutella off the arm of the sofa.....and it just happens to fall onto her foot....all innocent like....completely not her fault at all....and she just thought it was funny....and had to take a picture....had to share....wouldn't that make her an enabler?....knowing my weaknesses....what makes me tick.....and she claims it was all in fun...just a laugh....so why was your other foot stuck in that pint of Ben & Jerry's Karamel Sutra ice cream?.....tell me that....and why only pictures of your feet? Some friend.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/7/2005 5:21 pm

ok. Whats Nutella?

bardicman 50M

12/7/2005 5:44 pm

and Why do I have a hard on reading your blog?????

I am not dead yet

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/7/2005 6:10 pm

oh saintlione, saintlione, saintlione How can it be that I know something that you do not, except for the uneven ballage? Nutella is ground hazelnuts and chocolate, similar to creamy peanut butter. It can turn Saltines into "Get the Fuck away from me with that Ritz Cracker Bullshit". Now I know what to get you for Christmas! Thanks! I hope I haven't spoiled the surprise.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/7/2005 7:16 pm

Bard What's up with that?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/7/2005 7:43 pm

If bard will stop eating viagra like they're popcorn perhaps he can read your blog without becoming aroused.

rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/7/2005 8:05 pm

spin.....leave bardi alone......because i'm getting a hard on reading your blog too

tillerbabe 55F

12/7/2005 8:26 pm

Sounds like a "good" friend.... (looking for eggs...) [post 164251]

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/7/2005 8:27 pm

Keith I remember hearing something about the flutter of a single butterfly's wing...no that can't be right...can't be.
Ah my, shame me c'mere

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/8/2005 1:40 am

I didn't think Nutella had chocolate in it...thought it was supposed to simulate chocolate...my mom had a jar of it once...it was ok but it wasn't chocolate...

Pass me the Hershey's syrup...

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/8/2005 4:14 am

tillerbabe Some friend, indeed! Are you still talking about having heuvos and sausage for breakfast with Michael? I read your Christmas Jingle! You go, girl!
corezon Welcome Here! No chocolate? But? But? Ohhhhh, so it's all of the pleasure and none of the guilt?
Maybe that's even better.....Hershey's syrup! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
12/8/2005 10:39 pm


I don't know about enablement, but she sure sounds like a nut job... As incredibly unlikely as one is to find such hereabouts!

Things could be worse: if she sent a picture of the dog licking Nutella off of his nut-sack that got you worked up, then I might start feeling a scootch concerned for ya, amigo!

Otherwise, as an Environmental Scientist, I'd have to commend you on your mass reductive policy of combining pedalphilia, voyeurism, and food-fetishism into an efficient, eco-friendly, recyclable package!

PS: Like the new Blog Title and Intro!!



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/9/2005 1:29 pm

Mr.P You could be right there. Fortunately, I like nut jobs. Some of my fondest encouters involved nut jobs of the noncanine persuasion. What exactly does, 'It's a dog's life', mean anyway? It's never axactly seemed like 'La Vida Puta' to me. Can you tell that I've been jonesing for your comments? LOL

And last but not least, thank you very much for the compliment. I figured I might as well slap a new coat of paint on it. Just in case I decide to sell. Are you the only one who noticed? I thought everyone would be relieved that I didn't go with the previously suggested, "Pervy Buttbuddies".
I did briefly consider "Sleeping in the Nude".
Whew...that was a close one....

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

MaggiesWishes 60F

12/12/2005 5:08 am

Quiet a balancing act there, mentally and physically... Sweet Spin

One can almost see the nutella goo dripin' from unfettered ...
oh, nebermind ... me thinks ... tu chica el loca ?

Psssst :: corezon, pass the Hershey's over ... I only have butterscotch.

Born2MakeUHappi 35F

12/12/2005 7:32 am

now you're giving me ideas you know i'll share with you of course

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/12/2005 8:02 pm

Maggie! Did you say butterscotch? Mu'aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! TWICE
Happi! I still get to be a hostage. Right?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

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