Still a Cyber Virgin, Dammit!!  

spinmedown 49M
1606 posts
3/1/2006 5:47 pm

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3/11/2006 2:57 pm

Still a Cyber Virgin, Dammit!!

The ongoing saga of me trying to broaden my sexual horizons, desperately.....

MaggiesWicked2U: yadda yadda on the phone

SpinmeNdaSheets: lol

SpinmeNdaSheets: tell her you are cybering

MaggiesWicked2U: mmmmm with you?

SpinmeNdaSheets: who else?

MaggiesWicked2U: oh, happy days!

SpinmeNdaSheets: my hand runs slowly over the curve of your hip

MaggiesWicked2U: i move with the rhythm of your touch

SpinmeNdaSheets: burying my face into your hair and nuzzling the back of your neck

MaggiesWicked2U: i moan slighly, exhaleing softly

MaggiesWicked2U: mmmm... you feel so nice against me

SpinmeNdaSheets: lying on our sides, I press myself against you as I trace the edge of your ear with my lips

SpinmeNdaSheets: soft breaths, light nibbles

MaggiesWicked2U: you are making me warm .... i feel my body flush beside you

SpinmeNdaSheets: feeling your warmth, moving closer, my fingers tracing the curves of your waist and hip more firmly

MaggiesWicked2U: i'm thinking that if you don't pull me closer and kiss me i'm going to faint in heat

SpinmeNdaSheets: hearing your breathing grow quicker, I know what you want

SpinmeNdaSheets: I roll away from you onto my back and wait for you

SpinmeNdaSheets: fingers lightly moving along your arm and shoulder, teasing your hair

SpinmeNdaSheets: waiting

MaggiesWicked2U: hummmm i'm melting here

SpinmeNdaSheets: waiting, enjoying this moment of anticipation

MaggiesWicked2U: yes.... i'm just anticipating your lips, softly on mine... exchanging small breaths ... before you kiss me

SpinmeNdaSheets: my hand squeezes your shoulder and pushes you away until you lie on you tummy facing me

SpinmeNdaSheets: then traces shivers across your back

MaggiesWicked2U: whew... just got off the phone with laura

SpinmeNdaSheets: she calls at the worst times

SpinmeNdaSheets: lol

MaggiesWicked2U: ok, now that you have totally managed to sensually flustrate me .... ????

MaggiesWicked2U: i need water and a ciggy

SpinmeNdaSheets: the back of my hand falls down your side

MaggiesWicked2U: oh, speaking of which how's that not smoking campaingn going?

MaggiesWicked2U: oh, you are going to drive me to ... to... a cold shower

SpinmeNdaSheets: I push it between the futon and your tummy until my fingers curl over your waist and pull you towards me

MaggiesWicked2U: oh heavens

MaggiesWicked2U: hey, i'm a cyber virgin, ya now be gentle

SpinmeNdaSheets: your hand moves across my chest and into my hair as you slide on top of me

MaggiesWicked2U: and I shrik at the present in your pants, as my hips meet yours

SpinmeNdaSheets: eyes half closed looking deeply into one another

MaggiesWicked2U: hey, my eyes are wide open in surprise thank you very much

SpinmeNdaSheets: shreik?

MaggiesWicked2U: yea, that one

SpinmeNdaSheets: LOL

MaggiesWicked2U: no, yell

SpinmeNdaSheets: okay I'm done

MaggiesWicked2U: damn


SpinmeNdaSheets: no shrieking at my junk

SpinmeNdaSheets: LMAO

MaggiesWicked2U: me too actually

SpinmeNdaSheets: I'm so gonna post this

MaggiesWicked2U: hummmm no junk in your trunk hunny, it's the motor in the front that has me worried


Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_sexxielynn 52F
72 posts
3/2/2006 5:08 pm

Cyber virgin?!!
Me too, I'm saving myself for ? Something??? Better camera maybe? Until I lose that 10 pounds that the camera adds? 'Til I clean off the spare bed in the room where my 'puter is?
Naw, I have a feeling that my cyber sex experience would look a lot like the one you gave. Nobody would be happy!
Gonna hold out for the REAL thing!!

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/2/2006 6:30 pm

Sexxielynn LOL I think you might be fretting about perv-camming. I think for cyber you just need clean hands....and a fresh towel.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

caressmewell 53F

3/2/2006 6:58 pm


Don't forget the Atlanta Bloggers group.

TabithaElectra79 37F

3/3/2006 6:30 am

Hope it works out for you soon...

But it sounds like fun trying to get there!

MaggiesWishes 59F

3/3/2006 11:27 am

"Sticky Keys?"

::thinking ~~ the "what if" ... using the phone for sex was hard?::

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
3/3/2006 6:30 pm

*note to self* never ever ever have clever conversations with spin... unless you have some urge to be blogged.

*rolls eyes* bloggers...sheesh...they think EVERYthing is fodder for writing...

which of course it is

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/3/2006 10:00 pm

Ya know, Spin... she told ME she was a cyber virgin, too.

( Damn it, Maggie. And all this time I thought you only had DSL for me! You digital dames are all alike. Now I've gotta go run a Norton AntiVirus check and DiskClean.)

Solar... *LMFAO*

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/4/2006 3:32 am

Solar I'll defend her honor in a sec....


Knock it off, Solar. She's a good girl.......darn it.

Your package should be ready to ship Monday.
I'll throw in some wetwipes.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/4/2006 9:28 am

I take it you received the tunes?


Wetwipes - Drywipes - newspaper - who cares! My keyboard loves me when I "stroke" it. (the keybpoard, you pervs...)

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/4/2006 1:16 pm

PS: Never say package... to an old man. We have a tendency to break out the Viagra!


BTW: I notice AFFland has added some kind of word-processing "toolbar" under the comment entry box. Figures it wouldn't work. Too bad they can't make these little freakazoid face things work. They used to... Hell, comments used to show up in BLOGs, too. Sometimes, even in the Magazine!!! Ah... for the good old days!

MaggiesWishes 59F

3/4/2006 9:00 pm

*thumps thumb and forefinger on Solar's forehead*
Ya know, it's getting harder and harder to find good comedy material lately, and you wanna trade express packages with Spin?

**snatches chasity belt key, back from Spin, thumps him on the forehead in the process*

Damn right, I'm a good girl. And when I'm bad, I'm even better!!! ::hair toss as she twirls out the door::

SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/5/2006 4:43 pm

YeooooWWWW!, Maggie... Hey, could you "rework" an existing photo and paste in a bit of this "thumping" you refer to and send it off to me? I have this visual image and I want to see if there's a correlation to what it is you might be doing with that thumb and forefinger (hnnn hnnnn Hnnnnnnn - as they say in France.) Oh, and as for packages, well... Spinner ain't getting his thumb and forefinger on MINE! (Yeah! I bet you are.)


Psssst: When yer done with that key, can I borrow it? I want to run a copy off... for usin' with my keyboard.

And I requested a review of that little ghostie squiggly dude there! If I can't have a snappin' whip - you can't have a ghostie dude! ?*

_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/6/2006 4:44 pm

Now that we have your screen names, shall we try for a threesome ... or a bloggers' orgy? I'm just trying to get a little action here.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?

MaggiesWishes 59F

3/6/2006 5:31 pm

Safira ~~
Come on girly girl!
We'll corner him and see how he squirms with some real girl action.
::hairtoss and a shashy of the hips::

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/8/2006 5:49 pm

*peeks out of cupboard* ...UHM....okay

Caress I could use a beer right about now, Babe.
TabithaElektra79 Welcome Here! It's all about the journey....and the destination....and having fun along the way. Please join in again anytime you like.
Maggie! shhhh MU'AAAHHH!!! shhhhh --tee hee
sj365 You are SO right there, My pet! Did you ever find out why we have to post our chat logs over on ALT?
Mzhunyhole LOL Don't ruin the surprise for me, please. I'm a phone sex virgin, too. nudge...nudge....wink...wink
Spin Yeah! What he said!
Solar Yes, sir. Thank you so very much. You were right: it's all about the groove. I'm amazed by how the music changes the mood of the words. That song is GREAT. All of them are good, in fact. I've been waiting for the weather to settle down a bit before shipping. Too much temp. fluctuation has me concerned along with the moisture content. I've had the wrappers burst before when freezing for tobacco beetles. Not good. Patience, my man, all things work in their own time. LMAO
Maggie! She's even hotter when she's mad. Aye, Solar? Jeeze! I better get you some ice after I get these fingers reset and splinted. ( Two blocks over Schwartz was getting his.... )
Solar Are you okay? Seeing little ghostie squiggly dudes on my blog. She might have hit you harder than we thought. How many fingers is she holding up? My eyes are still watering... ROFL And don't let her fool's a biometric key.
_Safira Only the names were changed to protect the still innocent. hee hee
Maggie! I just checked. And if I add both of your purity scores together; mine is still higher. When are you two going to rescue me with some real, girly action?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

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