My First CyberSex  

spinmedown 49M
1607 posts
11/13/2005 10:00 pm

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My First CyberSex

I can't even imagine cybersex. As you shall soon find out:

Tormentemptation: so do you cyber
ME: huh?
Tormentemptation: have cybersex
ME: people do that
Tormentemptation: all the time
Tormentemptation: where you been
ME: im still here
Tormentemptation: never mind, you wanna
ME: im game
Tormentemptation: oh baby ur gonna love it
ME: have we started
Tormentemptation: oh im so ready for you now
ME: this is it, right
Tormentemptation: once I start theres no stoppin me baby
ME: do I start now
Tormentemptation: oh your so ready, your hard at the thought of it
ME: oh yeah, im so hard now, my cock is beating with a distant rhythm
Tormentemptation: im supposed to do that
ME: how
Tormentemptation: oh i can feel it, how do you want me
ME: badly
Tormentemptation: are you gonna get into it or what
ME: im into it
Tormentemptation: oh your inside me now thrusting i never knew it could be like this
ME: me neither are we spooning
Tormentemptation: you like to spoon why
ME: it keeps a hand free for nipples and stuff
Tormentemptation: nipples and STUFF what were you born in IOWA or something
ME: howdya guess
Tormentemptation: i really wanted to cyber
ME: we're cybering
Tormentemptation: no we arent
ME: i started
Tormentemptation: no you didnt
ME: wanna try again
Tormentemptation: why bother
ME: i can get into it
Tormentemptation: STUFF it
ME: are we starting again
Tormentemptation: im thru with you
ME: wow im good
Tormentemptation: oh yeah your the man
ME: right on
Tormentemptation: i gotta go
ME: i could go again
Tormentemptation: no im too sore
ME: carpal tunnel?
Tormentemptation: cya
ME: what
Tormentemptation: see ya
ME: oh okay
Tormentemptation: bye
ME: bye i guess
Tormentemptation: later
ME: when
Tormentemptation: bye already
ME: what you gotta have the last word
Tormentemptation: no
ME: yes you do
Tormentemptation: no i dont
ME: do so
Tormentemptation: not
ME: qwerty
Tormentemptation: HA thats not a word
---------connection terminated----------
ME: well the ending's familiar at least

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/13/2005 10:31 pm

Blood Ninja will be so proud.

tillerbabe 55F

11/14/2005 12:09 am

Oh Yesssssss.. I'm so HOT now!'re a tard! {=}

MaggiesWishes 60F

11/14/2005 7:05 am

Ya know... I've had this dream. <shrugs shoulders>

nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
11/14/2005 10:01 am

that was awesome good laugh to start the day is always nice

bardicman 50M

11/14/2005 4:46 pm

I agree with Tiller

I am not dead yet

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/14/2005 7:09 pm

saintlianna That is actually very high praise. Blood Ninja has me laughing for days. Shit! Even I'm rhyming now. Dammit all, Bard! ROFLMFAO
tillerbabe yes and Yes! and YES? LOL
Maggie! I hope you woke up laughing, darlin'.
night Thanks. We needed some laughter around here. I've been a little too dark lately. I can only visit the dark side. LOL Seriously, thanks for all you're doing for me right now.
Bard Oh Yesssssss..? You so HOT now!?
Hey, I gotta be me. The hard part was coming up with what Tormentemptation might write. My response was just the first thing that popped into my head next. I think I've been here too long. LOL
Special thanks to AlbertPrince for all the laughs he's given me when I've needed them the most!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
11/15/2005 5:29 pm


OUT-freakin'-standing Post, chum!

I'm afraid that I'm another one who's unclear on the concept: on a good day, I need anywhere from 6 to 9 fingers to type... where the hell does the "sex" portion of cybering come along?!!


I've heard about sex on the computer, but I keep falling off...


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/15/2005 6:42 pm

oh GREAT spin, now everyone will recognize my cybering style and know my new secret cyber name.
thanks for nothing!
---------connection terminated----------

sj * giggling *

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/17/2005 8:30 pm

Mr.P I had to use two fingers to type and ten....I mean eight...EIGHT...for balance. Eight, alright? Got it?
sj365 Oh....uhm...gee...I hope you don't think I'm the sort to cyber and post. Do you?
Uhh...I swear....I didn't know anything about the day-after-cyber, IM-ing. Honest. Is it too late to send an E-card?

ME: not again

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_vipercb 41M
101 posts
11/20/2005 12:15 pm

dude with me it totally the other way thou im typing jacking and trying to eat Ice cream (keep the bowl above chest level just in case)
Me: standing be hind you kissing your neck
Me: running hands down arms grabing your hands holding them above you with one hand other hand running fingers over body
Me:kiss my way down your body spin you around push you against wall licking, sucking, flicking, pinching, & kissing nipples
After awhile of this I like to throw in a loop like "in jamming a small garden shovel in your ass you like that yeah."


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
11/20/2005 2:10 pm

vipercb LMAO Good one! It was just my first attempt; but I like your suggestions, especially the ice cream. LMAO

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

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