Just an Observation, Don't Get Your Nuts All Twisted!  

spinmedown 49M
1606 posts
2/28/2006 4:28 pm

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Just an Observation, Don't Get Your Nuts All Twisted!

Read the title again before you begin.

I've been curious about something for over six months now. I couldn't resist any longer, and the other day I finally gave into the temptation. I wasn't disappointed.

Back to this being an observation. That's what it is. It isn't a rant or a rave or anything too nasty. It's just something that I have been wondering about for quite some time, and I have also been making careful observations. I have no idea about the validity of this observation, so don't get your nuts all twisted about it.

Every time that I log onto a site that shall remain nameless, I look closely at a number of things:

First I check the number of members in Georgia.
That number is currently around 450,000.
I have no idea what the population of Georgia is, but I would say that 450,000 represents a rather large percentage of residents. That would mean that 1 out of a surprisingly small number of residents is a member of that site.

Next I check the new female members from Georgia. There are maybe 20 new ones at the most every day. I check a number of their profiles. Quite a few of them are obviously not real. No lady would ever represent herself like that. Obviously they were written by men, and surprise, surprise, they want your email address. Then there are a few, maybe 1 or 2 at the most, that look genuine. They are well written and include a lot more information than the others. And many of them are looking for other women, not men. The rest are rather iffy, and so I hotlist them so I can check in a week or two to see if they are still active. Most are not. So out of the original 20 for that day, 1 is still a member. Maybe.

Then I check to see who is online. I figure that it takes a real person to be online, but I notice a few of the questionable ones online. I don't really get too involved with it. I just keep hitting the "Next" button until I get to the end of the list. I usually see alot of the same ladies. One or two I know; and of the rest, I can recognise more than a few of them. The list usually runs out somewhere between 6 and 10 pages.

I kept observing this for months, and things just didn't seem to jibe with what I have heard mentioned frequently by other members. This thing that I kept hearing was the ration of male to female members. At first it was stated at 10 to 1, and later it was generously bumped up to 20 to 1. I always half-heartedly accepted it, but I'm a curious SOB. And I don't trust numbers that seem too easily rounded and neat. I will be using numbers that are easily rounded and neat during the rest of this observation. I'm also a lazy SOB.

So even if I used the generously rounded 20 to 1 ratio; my poor math skills gave a total of around 90,000 female members in Georgia. I'd say that's a rather high percentage of the female population of Georgia. Sounds encouragingly and easily well rounded to me. I got a little name tag with my handle on it, so I can just wear it around and meet and greet on the street.

So I'm sportin' my swanky, new name tag around town, but in the back of my mind I started wondering why there were always so few ladies online. I mean, 90,000 ladies online should be enough to set the lines on fire. But I only saw the same 6 to 10 pages of members online.

INTERMISSION:
This is getting a bit long-winded, so go get something to drink, or pee, or let the dog out so he can pee, or whatever. I'll wait.
Taps fingers, scratches self, logs on to heckle the Russian video-chat ladies for free.....

Now I'm gonna take you back a bit in time, before I had the name tag. One day I was curious to see if I could find my profile. I did a search of men in my area looking for exactly the same thing as me. For the ages I chose from one year younger to one year older than me. I submitted the search and waited, and waited, and waited for the results. When I finally had them, of course the gold memberships were first. I'm a silver and always have been. I clicked thru page after page after page of gold memberships. I gave up before I even made it to the silvers, so I never even found my profile listing. This was about what I had expected, given the number of members and the stated ratio.

We zoom forward to the present, well actually just yesterday. I had the day off, so I figured it was time to finalize this little observation of mine. This time I did a search of all the women in Georgia between 20 and 60 looking for as broad an interest as possible ( alright, to be honest, I left off cross-dressing ) with a man. The results popped up fairly quickly. Hmmmm

This list started with the gold members as before. I looked at page after page, and I think I read most of their profiles. I figured they must be good if they were willing to pay top dollar to be a member. Most of them were very good and also very, very specific about exactly what they were looking for. And a surprising number of them, even though they listed men as what they were looking for, stated rather emphatically and forcefully in the body of their profile, "NO MEN". Hmmm

I liked the way the list was organized. The members were grouped together by the date of their last visit. First were the ones who had visited on that day. Next were the ones who had visited within 3 days. Followed by the ones who had visited within the week, or within the past 2 weeks, or the month. And then the ones who had not logged on in ages.

Most of the gold were in the first two categories. Makes sense, they are paying for it, and they are serious about why they are here. The gold member list ran out not surprisingly quick, and then I started on the silver members. Being a silver member myself, I could relate, and each of those special ladies had a place in my heart as I read their profiles. It was nice.

Even the one that stated that my dick had to be at least the size of a can of RedBull or not to waste her time or mine was at least amusing. I had to wonder why I would want to waste my time getting a can of RedBull and a hard on, so I could compare the two to see if I met her criteria. What if I was good-to-go in both the z and x axes, but didn't compare favorably in the y-axis? What then? She also stated that I had to be a gentleman and a wonderful guy as well as measuring up. What sort of gentleman is going to compare his hard on to a can of RedBull, in the hopes that he might be good enough to fuck her? Honestly. Honestly. If any man stated on his profile that a lady must be able to shove a can of RedBull repeatedly and forcefully into her pussy for half an hour if she would like to be given any consideration, there would be a freakin' blood bath. Uhm.....moving right along.

And there was still plenty of room left in my pinchy, little heart after I finished reading the silver profiles. So I started on the standard members, but I didn't read too many of them. I just clicked the pages and looked at the last visit info. I stopped when I got to the "within the last month" listings. Honestly. If they haven't visited within the last month, then there is no need to try contacting them. I clicked a few pages and read a few with dates going back to June of '04 and a few that were just gone. So I stopped my observing and started pondering.

I'd have to say that I looked at a few thousand profiles at the most. Certainly nowhere near the generously rounded figure of 90,000. It was a much more svelt 3,000, tops. So I pondered some more.

Mentally using a complex algorithm of not actually giving a weasel's wedding tackle about the accuracy of my observation, I was able to fudge up the following result.

The actual ratio of male to female members on that site might be much closer to 400 to 1 than you or I suspect. I know this is a shocking observation, but I assure you that it is far less shocking than the observations I endured while trying to find my profile listed amongst all the other male members. Maybe it's bullshit.

What does all of this mean?
Well it explains why I have been here for six months; yet I have only received 188 profile views. And only 10 of them were matching. I have been very active almost every day of those six months on either the advice line of the magazine or in the blogs. I'm active. I'm exposed. I'm ignored. I'm hardly caring anymore. Hmmmmmm

And it explains why so many emails go unanswered. As they are either lost in an avalanche of messages from the other 399 interested guys or are simply going to a fake or kaput profile.

It also explains why I hear the ladies complaining so often about the volume of emails thay have to deal with daily. There are alot of guys out there for each one of them. That's alot of RedBull being bandied about.

Continuing with my little observation:

I would have to say that if one took a random sample of 450,000 Georgians, in the real world; that one would wind up with a fairly equal number of women to men. Fair enough? But on that particular site, there is only 1 lady for every 400 men. Now the first part of the law of conservation of energy states that energy is neither created nor destroyed, and the second part states that you are a complete idiot for wasting it in an environment where the odds are stacked so heinously against you.

What might the real world be like if there was only 1 woman for every 400 men?

Here is my half-assed theory:

1. Women would be afraid to leave the house for fear of being mobbed by suitors and such.

2. I've seen the movie, "A Handmaiden's Tale", several times. It isn't nice. I wont go into it here.

3. There would be a hell of alot of gay men in the world ( not just Georgia ). And please guys, don't give me any of that bullshit that you'd rather be dead. You'd rather be frolicking half naked and drunk on the golf course with 398 other guys, and sucking each other's dicks while joking about the poor scmuck who's stuck home watching his 399 sons while his wife and daughter go shopping.
Golf, beer, and macho sex has to be better than death.
Maybe.

Georgia Lady of the Day:

Jilly00 Jilly00
for having a profile that livened up an otherwise tedious observation. Thanks, babe.


Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


sweetalyssum 47F

2/28/2006 5:13 pm

I'm proud to say that I don't have nuts to get twisted out of shape.


themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
2/28/2006 6:44 pm

spinhon, step away from your computer AFTER booking a flight and hotel here... and cum see me... you seriously and desperately need the attention of a REAL hot and passionate woman to unwind your nuts that are not in a twist... i feel your pain, and want to help....

Virtue Alone Ennobles


FeistySyn 51F

2/28/2006 8:15 pm

Swanky name tag - LOL!!! classic! I have never been to Georgia, but I am still getting a hilarious visual! ... that is seriously funny stuff ... this is one of the best blog posts I have read on this site, thanks for the laughs!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


rm_sexxielynn 52F
72 posts
2/28/2006 8:38 pm

I'm thinkin' that you have a lot of free time!
I'm thinkin' I may have to have a look at the numbers in Calgary, see if the loosely scientific numbers hold up!

And where in your world does Jilly fit?


CuriousAries67 49F

2/28/2006 8:58 pm

A man who admits to having seen the Handmaid's Tale... You are a treasure! If there were 400 out there like you, I don't think I'd mind leaving the house. Very interesting post (yes, I did read all of it). Hope all is well (and warm) in your corner of the world. ~aries


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
2/28/2006 11:06 pm

Does that figure change when I come to visit??? I mean I was truly hoping for some one-on-one time; but if you're gonna make me queue up I might just have to re-evaluate my travel schedule!

OMG ... Okay, I FINALLY read Jilly's profile. She kicks butt!

Love ya!

Safira

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


catseyes23 61F

2/28/2006 11:54 pm

That was a wonderful post, Spin. Thanks for the laugh. Jilly is hilarious!

Cats...


SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
2/28/2006 11:56 pm

If any man stated on his profile that a lady must be able to shove a can of RedBull repeatedly and forcefully into her pussy for half an hour if she would like to be given any consideration, there would be a freakin' blood bath.

LOL! Great article, Spin, and the line referenced above was particularly FUNNY! Honest to God, what a good read.

Now, on to you, the one out of 399 men in Georgia that I am focusing my full attention upon at this very moment. (See? You're special--lol!) I highly suspect you’ve received a lot more than 188 profile views, only the viewers had their handles blocked so their oogling, ogling, and flirtatious leering wouldn’t be nearly so blatantly obvious. Homosexuals are like that, you know. Closeted, secretive. ~~laughing~~~ Just kidding, just kidding!

Now, I’d like to leave you with the wise wisdom of another guy in your shoes. Like Kermit says, "It's Not Easy Bein' Green". You won’t be a little frog in the big Georgia pond forever. Sometimes the metamorphosis into Princehood experiences unforeseen delays. Afterall, we Princesses are few and far between and it takes a lot of time to kiss through the other 398 frogs. To make matters worse, it seems like you’re forever losing your can of Red Bull in the process. And, I gotta tell ya, some of those frogs and their tongues leave a lot to be desired—blech!---I’m a woman, not a fly! Oh, so many ponds, so little time. ~~sigh~~


SensuousWoman3 55F
3106 posts
3/1/2006 12:04 am

This is my new trick. I font small so it appears I've written less. Well, not really. Truth is I messed up. But, I do see this error as a possible solution to the dilemma that often troubles me, my loquacious writing.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/1/2006 8:49 am

Uh, Spin, do you, uh, drink a lot of caffeine?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/1/2006 1:54 pm

Spinner...

I, too, have engaged in similar observational activities (strictly out of a warped sense of duty to my fellow man.) However, being in Northern California, I had to modify my search criteria to include "redneck" look-a-likes, rather than stick exclusively with standard issue males.

The results? 7,432 males for every 1 female. And that includes females from the age of 18 through 75, straight, bi, lesbian AND cross-dressers - and those who haven't seen the this side of the AFFland login in 14 years!

It's a dirty little web site and we ALL are stuck with it. Now, since you have an offer of some very hot sex from a rather horny little "critter", here (that's an affectionate term of endearment, Krissy)... I would advise you to take her up on it. When you get back (if you ever do), your perspective on these rather skewed population data will fall so much more "in line" with the reported averages given by many here, including AFFland, that you will never question the numbers again!!!

All I have left to say on this topic is... Numbers can ALWAYS be made to look like anything you want them to look like. So... make them look better - go see Krissy! Canadian women are where it's at ( or is that Canada is where the women are at? )

Solar...

BTW: I don't WANT to feel your pain - and NO! I'd MUCH rather be at home watchin' my 7,431 baby rednecks than out on the golf course - "withered balls" staring me in the face, out on the rough!!! No matter HOW much beer was in the cooler back on the cart! That's why God gave us thumbs... and refrigerators. LMAO


ediesedgewick 57F

3/1/2006 4:12 pm

Jilly Rules--

You best be using the ladies room buster--she'll find you.

Now, about the ending of this story...

Excellent post spin---you always always make me laugh.


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/1/2006 4:16 pm

Solar Oh Bullshit! You're riding shotgun in the golf cart, and you know it! ROFL

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


rm_SultryVirgo 48F
567 posts
3/1/2006 5:18 pm

OMG Spin that was good! Sorry you will have to take his advice on the Canadian women LOLOLOL.

And don't remind me again of the Handmaidens tale, the book and movie still gives me chills.....

Giggle, snort Solar riding shotgun.....

Sultry


MaggiesWishes 59F

3/1/2006 5:39 pm

OH, the visual aides here!

Great Post, Spin.

BUT ~~ That's all I needed to see in my mind. I'm in Texas ya know, the next big thing to the Cowboys is GOLF!!!

You can always "lower the odds" by coming to Texas. ::crooks her little finger and points to TX on the map::


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/1/2006 5:56 pm

Spinner...

I might very well be ridin' shotgun - but, if that be the case... you are most certainly standing at the "head" of that long, long line waiting for the "redneck" to expose that soft, pink fleshy helmet. So, kneel and salute, #1 Son! Mama and Sis won't be back for a week... and Daddy's gettin' hornier by the minute!!! NO BULLSHIT!

Solar...

***ROTFLMFAO***


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/2/2006 6:21 pm

Sweety That's one of the things I like about you. Would you like to borrow some?
KissyKrissy Have I told you lately that YOU ROCK?
Feisty Is it a comedy or a tragedy? I'm not sure, but I'm glad we can laugh about it. That is one of the nice things about being an adult. There are other, nicer things. Hint...wink....nudge....whimper...sigh
oh so sexxielynn These calouses are starting to chafe. I'm glad you want to participate in my little pseudoscientific free-for-all. Please continue disrobing and suspend all disbelief. And Jilly fills a very special void in my world.
DeliciousAries Why not? It's a great and thought-provoking movie! Wanna watch it with me sometime? And there are 400 other guys on here just like me, even better than me, much better than me. I'm gonna keep sulking in my warm, happy, corner cave. That's why God made television.
_SetmeAfirah I'll hopefully be the only guy wearing red leather chaps in a huge crowd of men....I'll find ya. Love ya, too!
Catscratchfever I wanna be your scratchin' post!! Jilly has one of the two profiles in Atlanta that I really enjoy. The other one says, "I will either crush your ego or your balls. My choice." Dating will never be the same for me.
SoSensuousWomen Not true. When the full conversion comes, we men will all be out frolicking, drinking and sodomizing from sea to shining sea on the golf courses of this land.
Until then... How you doin' ?
I think a profile perving still adds to the total, but the perv's picture doesn't show if they are in stealth mode. I personally have perved your profile at least 5 times now, and I plan to go back for more. You see? I like you; and I am glad that I warrant your attention, even though I am not a famous, skivvies thespian. Not that I'd ever try to drive a wedgie between the two of you.
Anyway, the point I was trying to make before I so rudely interrupted myself was this: 6 months for 188 views for me, but I know ladies who get that many in a week...A WEEK! WTF is up with that??!! Seriously. And guys have to pay for those views. I do. So I have already had my ego crushing.....on with the show.
Are you calling me a procrastinating, green, little frog with bad oral hygiene or what? I was just kidding when I wrote to you and told you that I can lick my own eyeballs. And are you flying somewhere? And I'm still waiting on those pictures I requested of your womanlitude.
Ja font a zmall vhat? Have you been at the schnapps again? {=}
2HOT Yeah. It keeps me UP ALL NIGHT, BABY!
Solar Baby "You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me horny when guys are gay."
Ahem...Seriously, Folks!
Thanks for being a good sport. I planned to bash the first guy brave enough to comment here when I posted this. It takes a man who is entirely comfortable with his own sexuality to both post and comment on a load of tripe like this. You wanna know something? First, Canadian women are hot stuff! Second, I believe that you have done your own observation, and those numbers do not surprise me at all.
What I want to know is this: WHY THE HUGE DISPARITY ON THAT SITE THAT SHALL STILL REMAIN NAMELESS? How can it be possible: 10 - 1, 20 - 1, 400 - 1, 7,000 - 1 ? What kind of societal abnormalities are at work? Why can't I get laid?
E-Diva! I know I can make you laugh, but what about my mantlehood? What about mah boy? What happened to the "cha cha" ?
Spinilicious For the Record: You're a great guy, and a good sport, Solar.
Maggie'sWishesMyCommands <------

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/3/2006 1:08 am

Spinner...

You are one of the few "real" men here and if I had to choose between being horny and doin' you?... I still choose bein' horny!!! LMAO

It's your BLOG, along with all these women, that keeps me around here - lurking, perving - yet horny. But, as for the disparities, well... it's just the nature of the "beast". Sometimes we just gotta grab the closest one and put the old "beast" to work. Some may not appreciate that. However, there're a few around who will and when you find one (or more), do him/her (them) once for me, will ya?!

Thanks, my man! You are the sport. And a damned fine writer to boot - or is that "to booty... or not to booty?"

Solar...

SW3...

As the SpinMeister has pointed out, even though someone cloaks their profile on views, the totals still register, though you just don't know who it is. Old Spinner here is probably pretty damned honest in his numbers. I have a total of 545 (to date.) That's around six months of views. However, 400 of those occured during the 1.5 weeks I spent on the "shit-list" for the magazine (and that was simple morbid curiosity on their part, as my dickpic was still front page news - not to mention a sizable number from India, Europe, Asia, Bali, Zimbhabwe, Sri Lanka and a host of other exotic, as well as neurotic places around the globe.)

That leaves 145, over 5+ months. And ya KNOW that includes all the golfers. Of course, my being quite a bit older than Spin and quite a bit less "visually appealing" accounts for some of the variation. The rest of it? Who knows... could be his back account! Right, Spinner? *LMFAO*


rm_SultryVirgo 48F
567 posts
3/3/2006 12:40 pm

OMG Spin that was good! Sorry you will have to take his advice on the Canadian women LOLOLOL.

And don't remind me again of the Handmaidens tale, the book and movie still gives me chills.....

Giggle, snort Solar riding shotgun.....

Sultry


SolarPowered0 67M
8018 posts
3/3/2006 12:47 pm

These are comments which were made by me on 03/01 @ 5:56pm and 03/03 @ 1:08am respectively. I will assume the AFFland ass**** have lost them (unless of course, you have banned me from your BLOG...)

_______________

Spinner...

I might very well be ridin' shotgun - but, if that be the case... you are most certainly standing at the "head" of that long, long line waiting for the "redneck" to expose that soft, pink fleshy helmet. So, kneel and salute, #1 Son! Mama and Sis won't be back for a week... and Daddy's gettin' hornier by the minute!!! NO BULLSHIT!

Solar...

***ROTFLMFAO***

_______________

Spinner...

You are one of the few "real" men here and if I had to choose between being horny and doin' you?... I still choose bein' horny!!! LMAO

It's your BLOG, along with all these women, that keeps me around here - lurking, perving - yet horny. But, as for the disparities, well... it's just the nature of the "beast". Sometimes we just gotta grab the closest one and put the old "beast" to work. Some may not appreciate that. However, there're a few around who will and when you find one (or more), do him/her (them) once for me, will ya?!

Thanks, my man! You are the sport. And a damned fine writer to boot - or is that "to booty... or not to booty?"

Solar...

SW3...

As the SpinMeister has pointed out, even though someone cloaks their profile on views, the totals still register, though you just don't know who it is. Old Spinner here is probably pretty damned honest in his numbers. I have a total of 545 (to date.) That's around six months of views. However, 400 of those occured during the 1.5 weeks I spent on the "shit-list" for the magazine (and that was simple morbid curiosity on their part, as my dickpic was still front page news - not to mention a sizable number from India, Europe, Asia, Bali, Zimbahbwe, Sri Lanka and a host of other exotic, as well as neurotic places around the globe.)

That leaves 145, over 5+ months. And ya KNOW that includes all the golfers. Of course, my being quite a bit older than Spin and quite a bit less "visually appealing" accounts for some of the variation. The rest of it? Who knows... could be his back account! Right, Spinner? *LMFAO*


___________________

I just wanted you to know I ain't forgotten ya, Bud! You're WAY too important to me to ignore.

Solar...


FeistySyn 51F

3/4/2006 8:37 pm

You can get "laid" in Arizona

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
3/4/2006 9:06 pm

I've also done everything that you have except here in WA. I also checked out the competition just to see where I found myself as a gold menber. Even as a gold, I got tired of seeing page after page after page of men and gave up. I also know why women complain about all the dick shots. Geez guys! after awhile none of us look any different.

I was also surprised at how many women I found that said must have atheletic figure, minimally a 9in or more penis measured from the top, not from the balls as that can offer another inch or so and six figure or more income with absolute proof of all three. There were a lot of profiles like that. I wonder if its a WA thing? needless to say, I fell short of all qualifications even when measured from the balls. Damn! Damn this pot belly! damn this average income!

Looking for the right woman on here is very hard work. Too hard as making yourself stand out amongst the thousands of of other guys contacting these women make it very difficult, even when using words like "the most unique guy you'll ever know" and "lots of guys say they are special but I have the proof. Just check out my blog and my profile. Thats all I ask". Even with big, confident words like that, i still get ignored. I seldom use a ff for whats its intended for anymore. I only blog as everything else is just too hard.


AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
3/4/2006 9:33 pm

p.s....I just wrote to jilly00 but as I am a pansy artist type and a biker lookalike, I'm afraid it won't work between she and I. As I live thousands of miles away, i don't even get the satisfaction of her full moon after she startles me while wanking in the men's room stall with a camera flash. sigh...a boy can always dream, though. Thanks for posting her image. she rocks!


catseyes23 61F

3/5/2006 10:04 am

Atomic Artist-You actually mailed jilly00? Please. please let me know what she replies. ROFL.

Cats...


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/5/2006 10:18 am

Very fun and interesting observations... lol This cracked me up.


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/8/2006 3:02 pm

Valley You are so right! At times I worry about hypothermia here as well. And like you really need this site, you sex machine, you.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/8/2006 3:30 pm

Sultry & Solar - Hey! That even has a nice ring to it. Thank you both for coming back and reposting your comments. That really means alot to me. And it shows another way that some sites are a bit messed up: even the comments take forever or never post. Sigh. Thanks again, you two!

SultryVirgo Most Welcome Here! Solar isn't the type to give advice that he wouldn't take himself. And that's good advice. Handmaiden is certainly thought provoking, but I'm trying not to think about Solar out on the links in his pink windshirt and argyle thigh highs. Just imagine what would happen if he yelled "FOUR!!" --->tee hee

Solar And you wonder why nobody wants to ride with you when they see the banjo in your golf bag. ROFL

Solar, I remember your very first post to the AL. The one asking for advice about what improvements your round, little apple needed and then telling everyone that the picture really wasn't your keister. You have made me laugh since then. I remember on your next question you had switched to the infamous "dickpic", and I asked if that was really your dick since you weren't claiming the keister pic. I still find coffee stains from the spewing your reply created, Most Respected One.

So Daddy-SPO, who is your baby girl?
You are very lucky to have one another!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
3/8/2006 3:58 pm

Feisty Ooooh beeehaaaave.....
Crassanova I believe you! At times I think I might have a better chance of learning how to stand on my head and stack BB's while spinning like a top. And just measure from your asshole like the rest of us. It's all dick. Right?
Cats and I Await with bated breath for further news of you and Miss J ...... Feel free to dish, or not. We know you are truly a gentleman at heart.
Aascrompn Welcome Back! It's nice to see you here again. And hey! If we can't laugh at it, what then? Drop by anytime, neighbor.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


quaintwhore 37F
1086 posts
3/21/2008 4:16 pm

this

*squirm*

redbull

*grunt*

won't

*squeal*

FIT!

Maybe I need to change my profile to reference baby carrots or something.


spinmedown replies on 3/21/2008 8:21 pm:
I'd never try to start a blood bath here. It'd be like a drop of rain in the ocean. Thanks for breathing a little life back into this ancient post...and the laugh.

BTW- You actually have one of the better profile, mind, and attitude combos on this joke of a site. If you ever decide to change your profile, I'd love to see that, "I will either crush your ego or your balls. My choice.", again.
Hint of truth about this place. And that red bullshit is for the birds.

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