FUK'N TRUK  

spinmedown 49M
1607 posts
10/29/2005 2:33 pm

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FUK'N TRUK


I drive an '84 Toyota 3/4 ton truck. It's never had a radio or even an antenna. I almost love my truck, and I get offers to buy it all the time.
Why should I sell it when it only has 203,467.2 miles on it? A friend of mine has over 400K on his, and it is 2 years newer.

This year, its age finally caught up with it. Almost every month it has been in the shop.
Head gasket, oilpan gasket, front seal, radiator, water pump, water pump housing, thermostat, timing chain and assembly, AC compressor, (I would actually sell my soul for air conditioning in Atlanta. It is better to have briefly known coolness, than to have roasted for all eternity.) starter, clutch master and slave cylinders, brake master cylinder, brake load compensation valve (WTF, $600!), battery, and tires have all been replaced. It runs great and is still cheaper than a new truck.

This morning I was putting a bag of trash into the bed of the truck, and I saw something odd. Lying behind the cab was an empty pack of cigarettes and two new, sealed Trojan condoms. I am at a loss to explain why they are there. I could understand the empty pack but not the two perfectly good condoms.

Being the imaginative and paranoid person that I am, I spent all day at work trying to figure it out. I just can't seem to figure it out. I wonder if someone is trying to say to me,

"Stay out of my fuk'n spot or you'll be the next thing smoked around here!"

Then on the way home after work, and I hope this isn't related somehow, I was in the fast lane driving behind a red F-150 with a Senator license plate and one of those, " W Still The President ", stickers. The slow lane had a garbage truck in it. There was nothing I could do except follow.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


bardicman 50M

10/29/2005 11:52 pm

I bought an '89 crown victoria. I like the older vehicles better than the new ones.
2 condoms..... hmmmmmm...... is that like a life time supply now ?



I am not dead yet


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/30/2005 2:50 am

Bardicman That depends on which expiration date runs out first. LOL

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
10/30/2005 7:55 am

perhaps the condoms where inside the empty pack of cigs and someone g/f threw them in there driveing by as a way to say to her b/f that he aint gettin any tonight....just an idea...


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/31/2005 4:04 pm

Dr. Watson Spinlock Holmes puts down his violin, lights his favorite pipe, puffs thoughtfully and says,
"So Watson, I summarized already that they weren't a gift from an admirer or someone who knows me, since they were the wrong brand. You have an interesting theory: the profillactics were profligately projected into the payload by the proclivity of progesterone pugnacity. Most peterbatory..Ahem...Perturbatory!" Takes a sip of his cold PBR and ponders.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


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