Masturbating, how do you do it?  

spikeryder 49M
145 posts
9/13/2005 4:14 pm

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Masturbating, how do you do it?

I was just over atmzhunyhole and she was asking about getting it today.
It got me thinking about what we do when alone, how we "self pleasure" ourselves.
I feel that women have more options in this area..They have better toys for a start and a whole range of other options open to them.
Us guys have a pretty limited selection of toys and from my experience they aren't up to much.
Last year i was talking to a female friend of mine and she was telling me about her selection of vibrators and dildos. She was saying how she wanted a really good clit stimulator and was going to get one from the Anne Summers shop in town. I' had never really thought of getting a sex toy, but this got me curious. So i went to an online sex toy shop and found " an incredibly realistic vagina" style male vibrator.
When it arrived i couldn't wait to try it. It had a battery power vibrating "Clit" to stimulate your balls and you pumped it, with a little ballon pump, up for a tight fit.
Out came the lube and a few porn pics and soon I was ready to try it. I slipped it over my dick, problem 1, the "vagina" wasn't deep enough for the ball teaser to reach my balls. Never mind, I'll pump it up, for a tight fit. I pumped it a couple of times, it tightened round my dick then..Squelch! it poppped off the end of my dick and hit the wall leaving a sticky stain. Fat lot of use that was!!
So now I'm left with the trust old "one off the wrist" method of masturbating. I suppose in the absence of a pussy it'll do, but i can't help being jealous of the array of toys on offer to the lady.
How do you masturbate, got any really good techniques you would care to share?
Ladies you comment too..I'm a curious soul


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

9/13/2005 5:54 pm

you ned to try the"chery masterbatingsleeve" fromwww.partygals.biz hubylikes it, ad itsnot to short.......has an opening on both ends......lil ripples inside.....................


rm_sexy40islady 57F
148 posts
9/13/2005 7:14 pm

Damn, I never really thought about it from a man's point of view. I am pretty lucky to be a woman when it comes to toys!!!


rm_flutterwave 51F

9/13/2005 10:03 pm

Oh my.......you poor men. You really haven't got much of a choice, have you? I have seen a few toys designed for men, but never stopped to think about how they might actually "fit". Perhaps Vaseline IS your best friend.


saddletrampsk 54F

9/13/2005 10:55 pm

BOB (battery operated bf) rocks..You may be able to pee standing up but I can jill the muffin with a techno cock as long as I don't run out of batteries


spikeryder 49M

9/14/2005 7:10 am

mzhunyholeThanks for visiting, you are an inspiration to all us bloggers, great to see you here

anchcpl4fun thanks for the tip, it's good to get a testimonial for a toy.

sexy40islady Guess it goes to prove you just can't beat the real thing..a sexy woman in a warm bed

flutterwave I don't think the makers really understand a mans needs properly, they think "if they can stick their dic. k in it they'll be happy". I think male masturbation is still seen as a little perverted and a bit of a taboo. Programs like "sex and the city" have made female masturbation a bit of fun and natural.

frnds4play LIVER!!..and what do you do with a jar of warm water, have a little wash? Doesn't sound like a very tight fit LOL.
Sorry animals are out for me, Adult human females only, when it comes to living things.

saddletrampsk Ok don't rub it in


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