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Period sex
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May 22, 2012 3:58 pm
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So this topic really comes from WillShowUmine. She discussed period sex or more correctly why she gets all horned up around the time Aunt Flo visits. More revealing is that moron hubby (her words not mine) is squeamish about any activity involving her at this time.
To that i reply that he is a moron because anyone who will not help out a desperately horny woman is a fool. Here she lies in need of some attention and you rebuff her advances (as blatant as they were). Does she need to hump your leg to get some attention, maybe rub her crotch against your face?
There is some proof that period sex will relieve some of the cramping issues that ladies have. There is also a lot ot be said for having hot sex with a woman who wants it bad. So you have to lay down a few towels. So what. So you gotta wash your dick afterwards. Again so what. Making your partner happy is way more important than showering more than once a day.
There are some women who go the other way and don't want to be touched at all during their period, but are remarkably horny prior to and just after their period. I don't pretend to understand the whole hormonal roller coaster but there it is. I also don't want to just say that there is nothing to all of this because there really is something to it.
The fact that you could just get her hornys our of the way with a nice little clit rub or some mouth of breasts and fingering then great. I think of the thorn in the lions paw, you need to make the pain go away, or in this case you need to make the horniness go away, suck it up and make your partner remember how wonderful you really are.
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Monday advice column
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May 21, 2012 5:14 pm
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Yay its monday again and time for me to string together some moderately sage advice for some of you out there. This is semi successful and always a little bit of fun and smart assery. As always i will take questions from the readers and do my best to answer and clarify any issues that might be outstanding.
Todays question is a bit of a thorny one. I was recently enjoying a romp with a member of the opposite sex. During a break in the action she asked me a strange question and it threw me for a loop. She asked if i thought her pussy was too big? I did nt really have a good answer for her except it was good and felt fine. I know guys have size issues but women too? What do you suggest? Wow that would totally fuck me up too. I mean as terrifying as asking if her ass looks fat in these jeans, i think the question of pussy size is a scary one. Firstly was her pussy too big. Did she park her car in there? Do you guys fist regularly? Has a cell phone ring tone emanated from her vag and she stopped to take the call? If so then there might be size issues. However it could also be that you have a tiny dick. I don't want to go there but maybe you aren't touching the sides or the bottom. Either she has a giant mitt or you have a tiny dick, neither of these options are worth discussing. Lets just leave it as be delicate and make sure that she gets enough attention from you that she quickly loses track of pussy size and focuses on what you are doing to her pussy to make it feel so good.
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Sunday Story time
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May 20, 2012 6:19 pm
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So here we are again devoted readers. We are back to the basics and that is me writing dirty stories on sundays for you discerning perverts. The period of classiness that was mothers days is done and we are back to our heroine stretched out on her lounger. She is getting her breasts fucked and her holes worked out by the tag team of friendly neighborhood .
The haze of her orgasm waned a bit and she took stock of her situation. She was tilted upwards and her oily tit flesh was being vigorously fucked by the male. Occasionally it stopped to get into her mouth and tease her taste buds with the taste of hot cock, coconut oil and precum.
Her thoughts were snapped back to the present by the exquisite pleasure that was the mouth closing on her clit. Fingers still plunged into her vagina and her ass bringing all of her senses to bear on what was going on down there. Only now a mouth and tongue teased her clit and made it stand erect and proud. The slightest little contact with it made her whimper and moan aloud.
While all this pleasure was going on the hard throbbing cock was taking an oily trip back and forth between her breasts. She didn't have gigantic breasts by any stretch of the imagination but he was using what she had to his full advantage. His hands pressed them together making a hot warm tunnel for his cock to nestle into. His fingers would all of a sudden reach out and pinch her hard nipples and waves of hot sensual pleasure would rush down to her pussy.
Then it happened, she could feel it with the skin of her chest and his cock swelled up and she knew it was coming. She looked down and desperately tried to engulf his cock head in her mouth and all she managed to do was catch it slightly with pursed lips. He stroked once and then stopped halfway and his orgasm caught him. His hips shuddered slightly and it happened. Warm hot cum gushed forth and struck her right cheek, her lips and then under her chin and neck. It was powerful and hot and sexy as hell.
His orgasm started a chain reaction in her, and adding in the extra stimulation of the female fingers reaching her g-spot causing her to orgasm herself. Only this time it was a full blown, earth shattering orgasm that came along with squirting. She shot a powerful stream out of herself and caught her assailant unawares. Her stomach rippled and contracted with the intensity of her orgasm and stream after stream shot out of her and onto the deck.
She came to her senses to the sound of voices.
"Doggie peed on me. I say we take her inside and spank her naughty doggy ass." It was the female and for the first time she got a hazy look at her. She was smallish and dark haired. She had small hard looking breasts and much to her chagrin she was the reason that she could see her breasts. The shirt she had been wearing was in a wad beside her and it was soaked from her squirting orgasm.
She also felt something around her neck and looking down realized it was her bikini top tied like a leash. She was leashed. Her submissive side surfaced and she loved the feeling. She was being pulled upright. "Walk doggie" The makeshift leash was tugged and she found herself crawling behind the girl. She couldn't take her eyes of the delightful ass of her new master.
Where is this going to go readers. I am putting the breaks on here and wondering what might happen next? Any suggestions. Anything that you are dying to read about, or are you just going to have to trust that i know what i am doing.
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Post called on account of motorcycle
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May 19, 2012 8:20 pm
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So todays post is called on account of motorcycle. I bought a new one and it is all i have on my mind. Forgive me, but i need to have some quiet time with my new mistress.
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Travel day photo
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May 18, 2012 7:38 am
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So i thought i would get this one in early. Interesting things that come to mind beyond my obvious predeliction. Nice to see a wedding ring. The other thing is wondering just what her hands are tied with. A t-shirt, tube socks? Go figure.
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Sexy work picture
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May 17, 2012 4:31 pm
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So I have been having a couple of dedicated folks round here bug me for my sexy work photo. I sent it to a few of my blog friends and now to make sure that no one is cranky pants (you know who you are) i will reveal my sexy work photo for you all. Try to keep your panties dry and hands out of your crotches.
I wasnt lying was I.
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Interview with a pervert
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May 16, 2012 4:37 pm
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So being the leader of the whole APS thing has led to a little bit of fame and more than one woman showing me her keister as well. Well the fictional magazine devoted to womens vaginas "Snatches, Boxes and Bearded Clams" did an interview with me and here it is for you.
SBBC: Your organization is dedicated to the ass.
Me: I am gonna interrupt you there. We are dedicated to the pleasure of the anus. And all the fun that it brings about. You really simplified it with that statement.
SBBC: So this dedicationn to the pleasure of the anus is something that you feel needed an organization built around it.
Me: I have to say yes. For too long the advocates of anal were relegated to the sidelines and treated like perverts. For far too long we were solitary in our desires.
SBBC: What was the event that led to the this society?
Me: It was a couple of things really. There was a buddy who confessed while drinking that he loved to lick ass. We high fived and i confessed to the same thing. I also had a date with a woman who had a horrible experience with anal and came as hard as she ever had when i gave her a litle attention.
SBBC: That is interesting.
Me: You have no idea how many fat fingered idiots have fucked up the possibility of anal pleasure for the world. One of the main thrusts of our society if you will is to preach the gospel of slowing down on anal and making sure it is good for both of the people involved.
SBBC: How do you address people who suggest that the anus is dirty?
Me: The ass is as dirty as you want it to be? I am not a fan of rolling around in filth, so a sensual shower and a cleaning takes place. There are vaginas that are just as filthy as a womans backside.
SBBC: How do answer the question that it is abnormal to sex the ass?
Me: I lean in real nice and close like i am with you right now and i ask them the last time they had a blowjob. Because that is as unnatural and abnormal as anal. I dont feel that the vagina is the only acceptable place for sexing.
SBBC: So you admit to being abnormal?
Me: Fuck you, there is more to life than just the slippery slit. I prefer to have a full menu to choose from but maybe you only want steak. Me i like a little chicken, some fish, maybe even some wild game.
SBBC: I detect a little hostility?
Me: It pisses me off that people seem to think we are only about buttsex. I have to tell you we are just enjoying the whole package. If you are content with only a little slice of the pie then go that route. The APS will be around to keep reminding you folks not to settle for only pie, that there is some cake around there too.
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Weirdly Hot
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May 15, 2012 4:13 pm
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So i was talking with a charming lady the other day and she managed to see my sexy work photo of me wearing a half mask for safety. This is a big bulky plasticy rubber concotion with my safety glasses on and it makes me look very nonhuman.
Well this photo peaked her interest and she confessed to me that she has a fantasy of the sexy alien autopsy/probing. It struck me as out of the world with oddness. It is so out of her character and so not like her that i was stunned. So my question to the rest of you is this; do any of you have the hidden burning freaky fantasy that you would only share if you knew it might come true?
Cause i am suddenly thinking about sexy alien probing and how to make it happen on a real level.
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Quicky advice monday
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May 14, 2012 4:23 pm
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So for todays monday advice column i thought i would try something different. Instead of long drawn out questions and answers i am going to do a quicky sort of back and forth. Feel free to tell me how much you like or dislike this new format.
What can I do about cum stains? Swallow more.
I hate when my husband pulls my hair during oral. |Next time he goes down on you pull his hair, or pull on his balls when you are blowing him. He will stop.
My girlfriend wants me to dress up for sex. If you mean costumes, go hard provided they aren't feminine. If you mean clean you slob ass up and look good for her, she deserves it man.
My boyfriend has the funniest O face. Be very careful of where you are treading. The silliness of the O face is sacred and i am sure you are a radiant beauty when you come too.
I caught my girlfriend wearing my underwear. Provided she doesn't fill them out better than you be flattered, she wants to be closer to you.
My milkshake brings as the boys to the yard. Sounds like you got a good thing going there, maybe think of franchising.
There ends the quicky for today. Hug the person you are with today, they deserve it for putting up with your crap.
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Sunday story time
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May 13, 2012 9:18 am
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So there are those of you who will be screaming at me over this but i will have to leave our heroine on her chaise lounge in the sun getting double teamed by a male and female. It feels wrong to write hot erotica on mothers day. It just does to me. I think i would be doing my mother a disservice by enticing you all with hot porn today. Instead i will be calling her and telling her that i love her. I should probably promise to visit her this summer as well. Oh to be such a wonderful son to her. So sorry faithful readers i will be back next week to wrap up the torrid tale of the tanner. How do you like that aliteration?
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Double helpings of honesty
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May 12, 2012 4:39 am
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So i have the privilege of reading a few peoples blogs around here. I say privilege because i really feel a glimpse inside their heads and not just a quick tug over their photos is a privilege. This morning i read KuriousKath and viewed her blog. It was great.
She laid herself bare, and declared that she liked the person in the mirror and quite frankly i liked what i saw in the photo. What i saw in the photo was honest. I am a legit six foot six and i don't inflate that number for the height fetishists (if there is such a thing).
I don't get the desire to deceive on this site. The whole point of this place at it's basest is to end up with someone beside you in bed. If i say to you i am a lean mean 210 and then we get into bed and you realize that is not the case. Just like i wont declare that i have a giant woman pleasing wang. It is most definitely not that, more likely described as adequate.
If you treat this place like a singles mingler, or local pub you will be forced to be honest and that is better for everyone involved. I have a picture of my hand as a profile pic because I thought it was a funny shot to combat the slew of dick pics. I also think that if you ladies can just flash your fun bits and keep faces out then so can i.
I will tell you that my profile pic is about a year old, since then my hands have only gotten more nimble and probably more attractive, they remain bigger than a pepsi can. I don't like the lying, please for everyones sake be honest. You will find that honest people appreciate each other and can be very very hot too.
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Shaking hands
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May 11, 2012 4:22 am
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The title may seem strange but every day for the last two weeks i have awoken with a rather pleasant reminder of my humanity in the form of a nice throbbing erection. I cant say that i don't wake every morning like this but for the last two weeks it has been memorable. It has been kick stand rigid and may have prevented me from rolling over in my sleep.
My alarm goes off and i madly reach over to silence it and then roll onto my back and just sort of look down at the tent in the blankets. Then like some sort of business meeting i shake hands with my erection and we sort of greet each other and the day. It is a sort of encounter that goes like this. "nice to see you proud and erect this morning." and it says "if you don't find a woman soon i will keep doing this".
I am pretty sure that my dick is doing this to remind me that i am in need of that elusive female companionship. What it doesn't know is that the mind won out on that decision and for a while at least we will be sex free. It doesn't stop my dick from envisioning a nice wake up kiss or seven instead of the alarm clock. Or being slowly lowered into a lovely female either.
And less you take this post to mean that i regularly personify my wiener that is not the case. It has no nickname, or profile of its own, or really outstanding features. Outside of course of its regular morning greeting of stiffness.
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It finally happened
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May 10, 2012 4:17 am
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Ever since i gained my first watcher i have waited for the day when i open up my blog and every single person in the recent visitors had the little eyeball beside them. Well this morning that is the case.
I dont know whether to celebrate this moment, or possibly dread it as the high water mark. But i have to say it is pretty damn cool. thank you all of you that watch. You are my kinda people.
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