Bullshit profiles...The 10 deceptive reasons  

specialdeliveryx 44M
10 posts
11/24/2005 11:47 am

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Bullshit profiles...The 10 deceptive reasons

** There is nothing wrong with being picky or looking for someone who meets just what we want..we fuck who we wanna fuck,period. But let's go a little further....

Interests are....
Looking for....
Ideal person....
Sexual activities of interests....

This is what they tell you...and even if you meet their wants,needs,etc.,....you still may not get an option to "hook up" and have a good time.

Why?

I'll tell you why.

1} You have those who aren't specific in their profile. They dont tell you "huge dicks only" or "must be a 8 or above on a scale from 1 to 10."

2} You have those who get off on the "thought that something could happen" profile. And they could care less if it really did. They take an individual and place them in their submodality and thats all they need.

3} You have the couple wanting to meet a "female only" profile. Ummm....,yeah,..who is really wanting the female more here anyway?

4} You have the "curious yet afraid" profile. Oh,.. they talk a good line of shit,..but when it comes to hooking up,..they wither away and put their tail between their legs.

5} You have the "do I still have it" profile. Those that put a profile up with a few pics just to see if they still have the oportunity to score.

6} You have the "searching for a model" profile. Oh they dont say it in their add,..but that's what they want. If your searching for model material,..you'ld better be on yourself,..and if you are model material,..why do you have to look on here?

7} You have the "self-righteous" profile. They are out to give themselves a pat on the back and could care less if their playmate for the evening fills there desires or even has a good time at all.

8} You have the "quality or select" profile. Here's a good one...they will only meet "quality or select atractive singles"....have you seen some of the pics from these "select seeking" profiles?

9} You have the "we love sex,I love sex" profile. Hey that's great,..but why fail to mention that you only fuck good looking people with athletic bodies?

10} You have the "be for real, we are" profile.
Need I say more about this type?

I have studied psychology,theology, submodalities,body language and handwriting analysis for over 10 years,it's easy for me to read a person like a book,...we should all try to bypass these deceptive adds and move on to the "real" sex.


RodTender 46M
140 posts
11/24/2005 1:48 pm

One type of person is missing from this list, sexy lady: the implausably
copacetic and utterly peerless Rod Tender, who is a category unto Himself and the sole member thereof. His profile is best characterized as "Utter perfection in the form of a man" or "mortal god".


spoldrtn812 51F  
1056 posts
12/3/2005 12:49 pm

I HAVE BEEN AS HONEST AS I CAN IN MY PROFILE MY PROBLEM IS I GET FLOODED WITH PEOPLE WHO MATCH NOTHING IN MY PROFILE GETTING AN ATTITUDE BECAUSE I EITHER IGNORE THEM OR I SEND THE QUICK REPLY. I STILL JUST KEEP PLUGGING AWAY

Please, Sign my Guestbook Screw me!


specialdeliveryx 44M

12/3/2005 3:04 pm

I can relate to that.


cummygal 51F

12/22/2005 5:25 pm

Hmm...interesting thoughts...I appreciate the list of pompous profile types.
I try to be vague about my type, since there isn't a cookie cutter shape on that in my brain. The more specific my list of needs, the more narrow my field of choices.
I think many folks have a checklist. If you don't meet that high and mighty list, then poof they disappear and I disappear for them too.
I must be different. I can "fall" daily for different men. This one has a laugh that is contagious and a warm smile. That fellow with salt and pepper hair held the door open for me at the god forsaken mall with strong looking hands. One can tell a joke and make me cackle. That guy in the truck gave me a nod/smile and broke my heart as he drove away with Texas plates...
If people would open the window a bit more? Not be so must have HER and nothing else will do?
Be a happier, sexier world for all of us.
Amen.


rm_thermomatic 44M

12/22/2005 6:06 pm

To many self-righteous and hypocritical profiles. They have a confined atmosphere limited to just a few ideas and possiblities. No matter what they look for,they restrict themselves to a set pattern tappered shut on both ends. There is nothing wrong with listing what you want and also leaving room for expansion,..we all have our desires and wants and to each our own.
Some of us are on here to fullfill fatasys, make friends and have sex. Our own preference is our own prefrence. But to that there is alot of wanna-bes and hypocrites, not to mention rude and unfashioned.


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