junior's notebook...entry 6  

sparkee58 58M
606 posts
8/25/2006 2:37 am

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9/27/2006 3:32 am

junior's notebook...entry 6


I'm getting kind of antsy about the midterms. We had a meeting in the Oval Office last week after that terrific press conference the Snowman insisted I give. Jesus, what am I gonna do with that new asshole.
"You talking about Tony? Or the one the press tore you?" asked Karl.
I just looked over my glasses and down my nose at him.
"Sir, the party decided the only chance they have this election cycle is to agree with the democrats that you are an idiot," said Karl.
He twiddled with his Blackberry as he sat in a chair on the other side of my desk.
"Is that why they're sayin' all those mean things about me?"
"Yes, sir," interjected Condi.
She stood behind me and messaged my shoulders.
"Nobody really thinks you're an idiot, Georgie-Porgie."
I liked it when she called me that. She sure knew how to work out tension. I felt the stirrings of the Washington monument.
"The leaders are also saying that's gonna be the excuse they'll use to stop you from being impeached. That you can't impeach a president just for being an idiot," Karl continued.
I looked at Karl.
"Do you think I'm an idiot, turd blossom?" I asked him.
"Sir, I've been with you since Texas. You have a mind like a steel sieve," he said. His thumbs flew over the little keypad. His round glasses glinted in the harsh light.
That made me feel better.
"So, let's get down to bidness."
"Yes, sir."
"What's going on?"
"Well, we got those Iraqi coup stories started in the New York Times."
"They're gonna cooperate?"
"They always cooperate. I just wish we hadn't of lost Judith Miller."
"They toe the line like a waterboarded haji."
"They're in deep doodoo now, Georgie," said Condi.
"Whacha mean?
"One of their own reporters came out and said the Times were silent about the NSA spying during the '04 presidential elections."
"So," I said. "It's unpatriotic to reveal state secrets in a time of war."
That really burns me up.
I'm the leader of the free world.
I'm the baddest motherfucker on the planet. Don't even think about getting on my wrong side. I will destroy you, throw your family into my new concentration camps we are presently building and spred salt on your property after we raze it to the ground.
I will take your sons and daughters who you have raised and nurtured all these years and throw them into the hellish maul of my profitable war machine. I talk with my mouth full, my hobby is riding a bike and running a chain saw. Give me a choice between "War and Peace" and a ballgame and it's batter up. And these kids that you love like the very arm you would cut off to save them are mine. I utterly control their destiny.
Because I can!
Because I can!
"You were daydreaming, Georgie," said Condi-wondi.
"Yea. Where'd you go there, Caligula?" said Karl.
"I like it when you call me that."
"I know, sir."

AstirRelicLatah 64M
1993 posts
8/25/2006 6:20 am

The scary thing, this is probably a real conversation they have...Ugh

sparkee58 replies on 8/25/2006 12:40 pm:
i think it's pretty close
i deal with guys like this all the time; just on a much smaller scale

wickedeasy 67F  
26865 posts
8/25/2006 3:09 pm

yanno, this is too real for funny - this is just downright scary

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

sparkee58 replies on 8/26/2006 3:44 am:
the humour is getting blacker

FrankPicasso 52M

8/25/2006 4:51 pm

I remember the madness depicted in "I Claudius." Remember when Caligula declared himself to be a living God? A metamorphosis.

sparkee58 replies on 8/26/2006 3:45 am:
his soul lives on, though

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
8/25/2006 10:04 pm

I've been double posting on livejournal. You might want to check it out, if you want to get your POV to a wider audience.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

sparkee58 replies on 8/26/2006 4:45 am:
thanks for the advice

ottpi at livejournal is open for business

that stands for:

outside the tent, pissing in

catseyes23 61F

8/26/2006 7:43 pm

Caligula was known to be a crazed megalomaniac given to capricious cruelty and harebrained schemes. Because he could, the little sandal.

sparkee58 replies on 8/27/2006 3:41 am:
that's the problem with hereditary power

Nina_Dee 61F

8/28/2006 4:19 am

wonder what it would be like to be a fly on the wall listening in on the conversations? I can almost imagine them to be like that.
They'd probably have their swat team out to get me!

sparkee58 replies on 8/29/2006 2:16 am:
the swat team is out to get all of us

rm_lust2u2 51M

8/28/2006 6:43 am


sparkee58 replies on 8/29/2006 2:17 am:
not very

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
8/28/2006 6:12 pm

i'm just...just reading ...........

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

MoutnainGirl 37F

8/29/2006 5:25 am

I love reading your posts, but also like the oblivian I live in. It's too depressing knowing all that shit that happens.. yet I continue to read and be informed...

I am getting more involved with the yound democrats.. if that matters..

Moutnain Girl

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rm_lust2u2 51M

8/30/2006 12:14 am

...an ironic comment

red_hot_trucker 58F

9/26/2006 4:11 pm

Pathetic, isn't it, most of the comic material these days is provided by our Commander in Chief? Reminds me of the morons in school who would laugh right along with everybody never knowing they were the brunt of the jokes! God help us!

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