OH, ITS WEDDING EVE, EVE.  

sophia4u2no 49F
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8/2/2006 5:39 pm

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8/5/2006 12:25 am

OH, ITS WEDDING EVE, EVE.

Well, there you go, as i wrote about earlier, my lovely sister is getting married for the 6th time, haha, i haven't asked about the wedding colors or anything, i'm afraid they will be Plaid and Clear, or can you get a tuxedo in Camoflauge? Lmao, but it apparently is happening and the rest of my family ( which is huge) is all trucking down there to witness the declaration of love, or more than likely to witness themselves getting drunker than cooter brown and having an incident with a 9 foot grizzly bear on wheels,, which brings me to my next point, why my brothers have purchased a 9 foot grizzly bear on wheels( some taxidermist shop was closing, they said it was a STEA and why they have it chained in the back of the truck and are taking it with them, only God knows, but i have a feeling there might be one extra, ugly , hairy bridesmaid. That having been said, did i mention they have purchased enough fireworks to make chinese new year look like 2 sparklers and whistle chaser? I hear they're planning on tying all of them to the back of the newlyweds new car, or was it the bear they were going to tie, oh hell, all i know for sure is that my sister will have yet another last name, there will be a drunken brawl, there will be an incident with the bear, something will catch on fire, my mother will have a fit of some sort, everyone will be drunk, and do you know what set me off today? I found out that my sister has called all the women in the wedding and informed them that they are not to wear hoop earrings to her event, as in her own words " Hoops are Ghetto" Now, is that the pot calling the kettle black?" I've called a my sister in law and insisted that she and my mom wear hoops to see what the bride will do, so glad i'm staying home, but in truth, i can't wait to see the video, the pics and hear my brothers tell the story. Heres hoping your relatives are sane


gentelmanjim53 63M

8/4/2006 2:40 pm

All things considered, I think you have made a wise choice to not get involved in this her 6th? wedding! She must have a very lucritive e-bay account for what she collects in gifts. Just kidding. Twice was enough for me, though a part time or eventually a full time companion would be nice. As far as the sanity part goes, just remember we can choose our friends, our relatives we are stuck with.


sophia4u2no 49F

8/4/2006 4:52 pm

    Quoting gentelmanjim53:
    All things considered, I think you have made a wise choice to not get involved in this her 6th? wedding! She must have a very lucritive e-bay account for what she collects in gifts. Just kidding. Twice was enough for me, though a part time or eventually a full time companion would be nice. As far as the sanity part goes, just remember we can choose our friends, our relatives we are stuck with.
OH yeah, zero regrets about not going, I don't wish her anything ill, just bet this ends up the same as all the others , in 4 months to 2 years (those being the shortest and the longest) she will be back in her hometown having been ridden out of his on a rail , but she will now own hot just her stuff but his as well, how she hynotizes these people i'm not really sure, just another reason for me to live hours and hours away


vrec_dawn 40M

8/4/2006 6:13 pm

Sounds like the making of a good commedy. Hope there's enough amateurs with their own camcorders to stitch together a Blair Bitch Project from all of their footage.

And I wonder how many people will be in the hospital before the event has concluded. Do tell.

Sounds like a real hoot!

Because the day, is, after all, all about the bride.


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