Number 6 is a charm  

sophia4u2no 49F
192 posts
7/28/2006 4:31 pm

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Number 6 is a charm

Well my idiot sister is getting married , AGAIN< i'm sorry but if you fucked up 5 times, why in the hell would you think number 6 is the magical number, She married the same man 5 times although they all had different names, they were exactly the same type of loser, so crazyness has the gall to have a big ole church wedding, lmao, wonder what shade of gray she will be sporting, I won't get to see it first hand as I have declined the invitation, however i'm sure the reception will be a cross between The Cast of the Dukes of Hazzard meet The Newharts ( The newer Newharts with Larry, Darryl and Darrel) After the greased pig contest which is actually one of the bridesmaids who has gotten drunk and covered herself in lard they will then cut the cake which will actually just be a bunch of twinkies with canned frosting on them. Following this gay event, the happy couple will get in their 72 Dodge Charger and drive over to the Dew Drop Inn where ole Green Teeth still works the front desk and was once married to the bride, where they will exchange pleasantries and get the key to their Reserved Honeymoom Suite. Once in the room they will find that the management has provided them with a gift basket consisting of Ritz crackers, Velveeta Cheese, and a 6 back of Schlitz . ( The bride has smartly packed some of the hor d'oeuvres from the reception, you wouldn't think that those little barbeque weenies would travel all the well, WHO KNEW) After this feast, i' m sure the TV will pop on and they will snuggle up in front of a film of his last family reunion, a little epic some of you may remember called Deliverance. And that is exactly what I am praying for Deliverance from this Holy Debacle of a Union. I can't figure out for the life of me how you could pick 6 losers in one lifetime, but then again, maybe its a hobby, Hey, Some people collect stamps.


VTLakesideVixen 60F
458 posts
7/28/2006 5:38 pm

Well, if it makes her happy and takes no skin off your nose why worry?

Now Sophia, you know what you got to do don't you? Go on down to the local junkyard and get them a "gift-certificate" (for future repairs to their mode of transportation) and send it along with a few 8 track tapes and a bottle of that vintage wine that you can get
from the local convenience store (you know the one--$3.00 for a gallon) in a nice brown paper bag with a gift bow and you have the perfect wedding present! LOL

Really, Sophia some people never learn, and all you can do is to stand by, ready to give them your shoulder to cry on. Good Luck!

Hugs to you Sophia!


vrec_dawn 39M

7/28/2006 6:29 pm

**ROFL** Scary!

But, yeah. So often we repeat the same situation over and over until we finally learn the lesson. Sounds like she's a slow learner...


sophia4u2no 49F

7/28/2006 6:40 pm

    Quoting vrec_dawn:
    **ROFL** Scary!

    But, yeah. So often we repeat the same situation over and over until we finally learn the lesson. Sounds like she's a slow learner...
Boy, thats putting it mildly, shes definately a case! Sophie


cuteNEway 41F

7/28/2006 6:42 pm

So is she registered at Dollar Tree or Dollar General?


sexyariesgirl 57F

7/28/2006 9:12 pm

I can't help but laugh sweetie.....I think she was my sister-in-law once! lol

Power To FOK


Hydragenias 56F

7/29/2006 8:15 am

hmmmmm, maybe she just likes WEDDING PRESENTS! lol
I finally made a rule for myself, when someone gets married the first time, they get a gift, a second time, a gift, a third time, I'll show up but no gift, anything after that? FORGET IT! lol


sophia4u2no 49F

7/29/2006 11:46 am

    Quoting VTLakesideVixen:
    Well, if it makes her happy and takes no skin off your nose why worry?

    Now Sophia, you know what you got to do don't you? Go on down to the local junkyard and get them a "gift-certificate" (for future repairs to their mode of transportation) and send it along with a few 8 track tapes and a bottle of that vintage wine that you can get
    from the local convenience store (you know the one--$3.00 for a gallon) in a nice brown paper bag with a gift bow and you have the perfect wedding present! LOL

    Really, Sophia some people never learn, and all you can do is to stand by, ready to give them your shoulder to cry on. Good Luck!

    Hugs to you Sophia!
The shoulder she would get from me would be very very cold.


2tryanythino 46M

7/29/2006 6:50 pm

It sounds to me like she knows my older brothers! she would probably love those idiots.


sophia4u2no 49F

7/30/2006 12:08 pm

    Quoting humboldthonni:
    I can see why you are skipping the event. I went to a wedding like this once. Wish I had filmed the bridesmaids fighting over who would take the last piece of wedding cake. Course they were wearing jeans so it didn't matter that the squabble ended up in the mud....
That sounds like maybe her third or fourth event, where the wedding singer looked like Jesus and sang Freebird, which I find to be a very strange choice for a wedding........


sophia4u2no 49F

7/30/2006 12:09 pm

    Quoting cuteNEway:
    So is she registered at Dollar Tree or Dollar General?


Now thats just funny. lmao, Thanks for that! Sophie


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