sophia4u2no 49F
192 posts
8/14/2006 5:02 pm

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8/26/2006 9:13 am


Day 2.
As you might expect me,the King, and his date Amber awoke with a need for a little hair of the dog, but first we felt a trip to the area Denny's would be in order, Brent, of course, donned his crown and we headed out into the Memphis sun, blinding as it were, when we arrived at Dennys, the hostess took one look at Brent and said " Awwww, is it somebodies birthday?" lmao, Brent pretends to take great offense at this, whereupon amber proceeds to explain to this woman who Brent actually is, Not good. So, we decide that we had best get on over to Graceland and see the first of the Kings in we had come to admire that weekend.
If only we had known.
Now by this time, we had hatched a plan for Amber and the King to be this great couple, and I was to be this extremely distraught Elvis fan, fairly swooning and fawning over all things Elvis. If you haven't been to Graceland you wouldn't know that it is a fairly common occurrence to have people drop in their tracks at the sight of his old, sweaty, used clothes, frightening i know. So, here we are at Graceland, and I decided to purchase this Lemon Ice ,ok, its $3.50 for the damn thing, then our bus gets called to take us on the magical mystical tour, well, ok, cool, Guess what, you can't take you lemon ice that you just paid $3.50 for on the damn bus, and they have no place for you to store it, you just have to throw it away, maybe get another when you get back, well that set me off, so, i get on the bus and sit squarely in the middle of a bench, the King and Amber sit behind me, all kinds of people kept trying to sit with me and I would say" There is only room on this seat for me, and my Grief" ahahahah, people were getting pissed about it, then Brent starts in with " I am a living King ,going to see the DEAD KING" in kind of a sing song voice, and amber, who is tiny and has this kind of shock of red hair, and big full lips and giant eyes ) kinda like a god fish) is just kind of bouncing up and down as the King sings. We are feeling pretty good as the bus takes off, as we have purchased not only tickets to the main house, but we will be viewing the car museum and both planes as well, I mean really, what the hells the point if you're not gonna take a walk through the Lisa Marie? So, off we go. I'll take you through the house in part 3.

sexyariesgirl 57F

8/14/2006 5:16 pm

lol....I love it!!!!!!

Power To FOK

rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/14/2006 5:52 pm

aaaaarrrrrgggggg,the suspence is killing me !!!!!!!!!!
What is it going to cost to get the rest of the story tonight??????
A couple dozen well trained garden gnomes ????
a herd of mongooses ???
18 hail mary's and a kiss on the cheek???
A fried peanutbutter and banana sandwich????

Someday is today.

gentelmanjim53 63M

8/15/2006 3:56 pm

Well now you have me riveted to my seat, not litterally but you know what I mean. This has disaster written all over it.

economickrisis 54M

8/25/2006 12:44 am

This trilogy is one of the funniest stories I have ever read in AdultFriendFinder. Thank you so much for the laughs.

sophia4u2no 49F

8/26/2006 9:13 am

    Quoting economickrisis:
    This trilogy is one of the funniest stories I have ever read in AdultFriendFinder. Thank you so much for the laughs.
Thanks for the compliment, wish there were someway to post the video, i have video tape of a lot of it, too funny....

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