ELVIS IS DEAD AND I DONT' FEEL GREAT MYSELF  

sophia4u2no 49F
192 posts
8/15/2006 9:56 pm

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ELVIS IS DEAD AND I DONT' FEEL GREAT MYSELF

Ok, we disembark at the front door of the most widely know home in the world, Graceland, I am prepared for greatness! The King however, is preparing for an ass whipping, he will not shut up about how Elvis is dead, and we gotta couple of people on the bus who don't quite believe that to be a fact. It seems that they have seen a picture in the National Enquired plainly showing Elvis standing at the back door of Graceland Months after his death, pictures don't lie right? So, i'm oohing and ahhing my way through the tackiest home this side of Liberace's place, (mobile home owners take note, you don't have SHIT on Elvis) So back to Dead King/Living King who has now been asked 5 times to stop saying it, but he keeps on kind of humming it under his breath, i am a little ahead of the King and Amber but still close enough to not miss any of the antics, and by this time I am putting on a show of my own, acting completely pissed because you can't smoke in Graceland, bitching about the amount of money i paid to get and " have a smoke with Elvis memory" i paid for it and I by god want to have it, then they wouldn't let me get my picture made with Elvis clothes, something about the flash photography and i had a total meltdown. Thats when the King swings in to action, demanding to purchase Graceland on the spot so that I may smoke and WEAR his goddamn clothes if i want to, he is waving his checkbook about and swearing, etc., thats when Security steps in and asks if we wouldn't mind stepping outside, and they lead us around past the pool to where the memorial garden is , for those non elvisites reading this, Elvis had to be buried on the property because someone tried to steal his body when they buried him in a regular cemetary, so he is between the Gold Record Museum and the house, tucked in right by the pool. So, i'm allowing myself to be consoled, the King cannot purchase Graceland, even though he has demanded the Priscilla "come downstairs this very instant before she starts world wide incident" and here in the quiet aftermath is where i lauched the proverbial "last straw" I asked security if it was ok to smoke outside, and he said yes, and then i promptly stepped over a little wrought iron fence and lit my cigarette off the eternal flame on elvis grave.

They didn't even let us ride the bus back, we had to walk down that long driveway to the gate, however, as a parting shot, and let me again stress that i have a lot of this on video tape for posterity, The Living King took a permanent marker out of his jacket and wrote on the wall in front of Graceland. ELVIS CURED MY HEMMORROIDS. And off we went to purchase some crap across the street for our stricken friends who couldn't get away to be a part of the festivities!!!


rm_aboutme66 51F
6047 posts
8/16/2006 9:16 am

ROTF LMFAO ..... I have tears in my eyes reading this...

Next time you are off on an adventure give me a shout.This sounds like the most fun trip I could imagine.
Thanks for the posts. And the big happy belly laughs.

Donna
Someday is today.


sophia4u2no 49F

8/16/2006 5:17 pm

    Quoting rm_aboutme66:
    ROTF LMFAO ..... I have tears in my eyes reading this...

    Next time you are off on an adventure give me a shout.This sounds like the most fun trip I could imagine.
    Thanks for the posts. And the big happy belly laughs.
Thanks for your comments, its nice to know someone besides my family and friends think this a hilarious story, as i've said before, i'm not sure if i'm making a good transition from story telling to story writing, but i am trying, And today is the 29th anniversary of Elvis' Death, so it had to post today! Thanks again! Sophie


sexyariesgirl 57F

8/18/2006 7:17 pm

OMG Girl! This is just too damned funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power To FOK


economickrisis 55M

8/25/2006 12:42 am

You and your friends should be declared Living National Treasures of America.


sophia4u2no 49F

8/25/2006 3:36 pm

    Quoting sexyariesgirl:
    OMG Girl! This is just too damned funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And only one story in a whole lifetime of them,lol thanks for your comments, glad i could make you laugh. Sophie


sophia4u2no 49F

8/25/2006 3:37 pm

    Quoting economickrisis:
    You and your friends should be declared Living National Treasures of America.
And who would I speak to about that? lol


IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/30/2006 3:29 am

absolutely brilliant Sophia - one of the funniest things i have ever read! I only wish i had been there! xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


sophia4u2no 49F

8/30/2006 3:44 pm

    Quoting IAmRubytuesday:
    absolutely brilliant Sophia - one of the funniest things i have ever read! I only wish i had been there! xxx
Glad you got a laugh out of it, i certainly did! Sophia


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