Un questionably the most SHOCKING and/or DISGUSTING jokes you ever heard!!  

sooolongsuckers 40M
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8/17/2006 8:03 pm

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9/1/2006 4:04 pm

Un questionably the most SHOCKING and/or DISGUSTING jokes you ever heard!!

WARNING: THIS POST WILL MOST DEFINITELY CONTAIN EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL!!!

I've set up this blog post for people who have either heard a real nasty joke... I mean a real whopper...somethin you'de NEVER tell your momma in a million years.

Or you can make up a real disgusting joke of your own.

The only rules are:

rule 1: It's gotta be shocking! I mean it's gotta really destroy any concept of human decency we've ever had!! Break all the boundaries! You can't offend anyone here since I 've already put a warning at the top!

rule 2: The joke needs to blow away anything that came to mind while reading rule 1!

I wanna keep this post active, so feel free to come back and blow people's minds anytime!

I'll start tellin my nasty jokes as soon as I get ten nasty jokes on here.
Hey, every joke gets ya cloooser!



sooolongsuckers 40M

8/17/2006 8:36 pm

OOOH ALL RIGHT, I guess I'll give ya one ta get ya crackin! But that's it! Until I get ten posts!

I like to tell start mine by saying whether I made it up or heard it, and when: Tell yours however you want!

Heard 9 years ago:

How did the mother know that someone was eating out her daughter?
Anyone?


sooolongsuckers 40M

8/17/2006 8:44 pm

BOSS:: THE ONE?
everyone else: Never mind!


sooolongsuckers 40M

8/17/2006 8:46 pm

BOSS: What's this about
Sorry continue, everyone.


juicy856 39M/34F

8/21/2006 8:06 pm

i know the answer!!!! ha ha ha i'll be back with jokes real nasty ones yay


sooolongsuckers 40M

8/21/2006 9:01 pm

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I can't wait! Lay em on me women. After you post your two jokes, there will only be seven to go before I reveal...

A REAALLLLY NASTY JOKE!!!

Just as soon as I think it up.
I'm really going to work hard at making this the most disgusting joke the mind can possibly concoct, so you owe me people.

Now make with the ha ha, already.
ya still got nine jokes to go.


sooolongsuckers 40M

8/21/2006 9:02 pm

and they BETTER be disgusting!!!


juicy856 39M/34F

8/22/2006 8:34 pm

A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.

The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".

The man replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"

When he gets home his wife askes "Well what did he say ?"

The man replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."


sooolongsuckers 40M

8/23/2006 7:34 am

Juicy...AaaaaW! drumrrrrrrrrrrrrroll...GONG!!


juicy856 39M/34F

8/23/2006 2:19 pm

dam not good enough oh well. i'll look for others at some point.


sooolongsuckers 40M

8/23/2006 7:45 pm

Actually, in the practice of disgusting joke telling, the GONG means GOOD!!


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