surreptitious potions  

somethingelse40 74M
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8/19/2006 3:18 am

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surreptitious potions

from say-la-vie to de-ja-vu all over again …

"Most of us who are alive and sexually active consider it essential to remain in that condition as long as we can, even though it is notoriously beset with dangers and difficulties. One way of trying to get through them, and to help others in the same predicament who might otherwise loose heart, is to mark the way with meaningful inscriptions. This practice has a long and honorable history, going back to the cave paintings with which our primitive ancestors advertised their primitive concerns, problems, and positions. Today, in keeping with our state-of-the-art neuroses, we have more sophisticated forms of publication, including one for which I am happy to take whatever credit you want to give Al Gore and myself–the Hot Shot Blood Shot Pot Shot AdultFriendFinder Blogging Post … which might be thought of as a sort of cave panting on the roof of the cranium.

"Deceptively innocent at first glance, with their varied colors, smiley faces, exotic pics, and other artless crap, these Posts actually represent a very highly concentrated form of mental and sexual energy, and should never be shown to the wrong minds. The following tacky and perhaps tactless examples will demonstrate what wild sparks can be generated when this power of super-communication is brought to bear upon matter as daunting and delicate as the subject of one’s everyday sex life.

Gleaned principally from the introduction to chapter 6 of I FEEL MUCH BETTER, now that I’ve given up hope. , p. 81, Even More than ever Brilliant Thoughts by the all time master and consummate POT-SHOTEST Ashleigh Brilliant, with some rather extemporaneous examples to follow.

WARNING: Alas, no one has been verdantly, advertently, or inadvertently omitted here. In fact, very reasonable and/or unreasonable attempts will be made to summarily accommodate all previously non-accommodated readers, perusers, and/or innocent and/or not so innocent commenters. All examplees have been chosen purely on the basis of random chaos. If you simply prefer a different identity please post it in an otherwise obscure comment.

somethingelse40 Life constantly forces me to be funny: They started laughing when I was born, and some have been laughing ever since. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

Life can be an interesting, worthwhile experience, from beginning to end. Or, it can be like mine. POT-SHOTS NO. 1579.

economickrisis Nobody has yet devised an experiment to show the effect on laboratory animals of living my sex life. Whenever I come to a turning-point in my life, I go straight on. POT-SHOTS NOs. 3319&3000.

mzhunyhole The world is always full of opportunities, including numerous wonderful occasions to get laid. POT-SHOTS NO. 1911 (slightly altered).

The closer I get to my goal, the better my chance of discovering what it is. POT-SHOTS NO. 2546.

MaggiesWishes In order to be ready when needed, you must also (unfortunately) be ready when not needed. POT-SHOTS NO. 2377.

BigGirlzRSweet First I lost my innocence; now I’m trying to lose my guilt. POT-SHOTS NO. 2365.

saintlianna Why do so many of my mistakes refuse to go away? POT-SHOTS NO. 3087.

silkditty If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something erotic. POT-SHOTS NO. 2427.

It seems unfair … I don’t ask much of life, yet life keeps asking so much of me. POT-SHOTS NO. 3050.

Success ahead is always better than success behind: the only disadvantage is: it’s slightly less certain. POT-SHOTS NO. 2813.

marnisway Sometimes it takes courage to say no, or to say yes, or even to say anything. POT-SHOTS NO. 2728.

goddess1946 Why should I let you into my private hell? POT-SHOTS NO. 2875.

florallei Try to avoid going through the world too fast, or it will become a blur. POT-SHOTS NO. 2596.

lustcurious42 Sometimes my mind is so uncomfortable, I wish I could go somewhere and take it off. POT-SHOTS NO. 2960.

funsassy I’m worried about the possible existence of things that would worry me if I knew about them. POT-SHOTS NO. 2726.

ella1966 My life would not make a good drama ‒ the characters are not sufficiently believable. ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 2808.

bucfannn The way to get through a long dark night is by sleeping through it. POT-SHOTS NO. 2998.

ButteryDelight I known which way the wind is blowing … but I still have to cum against the grind. POT-SHOTS NO. 1870 (possibly altered).

PurryKitty2 In order for me to do better next time, one thing is essential: to survive this time. POT-SHOTS NO. 2379.

[photo amberabercrombie] I wouldn’t miss what I’ve lost so much, if I could only forget I ever had it. POT-SHOTS NO. 3120.

Alas, the relatively high graphics post file must have gotten too large at this point, so it’s being continued in as many comments as consummately needed.

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/19/2006 3:26 am

EvilEvilKitten1 My condition has no known cause and no known cure, but fortunately also no known symptoms. POT-SHOTS NO. 2440.

I don’t now what I’m looking for ~~ that’s what makes the search so exciting! POT-SHOTS NO. 2729.

SensuallyKatey My life shows clear patterns of total unpredictability. POT-SHOTS NO. 701.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment. POT-SHOTS NO. 259.

Nothing is worse than the agony of indecision, except the grief of having decided wrongly. POT-SHOTS NO. 2527.

poison_syrup Why is everybody behaving as if there were no reason to panic? POT-SHOTS NO. 305.

snatchmatch71 My great ambition is to secure a principal part in my own life. POT-SHOTS NO. 2406.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited options. POT-SHOTS NO. 2503.

Mermaidslut HOW DISTURBING! No matter where I am or what I’m doing, I’m always missing something somewhere else. POT-SHOTS NO. 3055.

PreciousOrchid I’ll be glad when all the bad parts of life are over, and only the good parts remain. POT-SHOTS NO. 2824.

DustyWidget All I want is a little thing called total satisfaction. POT-SHOTS NO. 2696.

EroticaXTC I know when I’ve had enough pain, but it’s harder to tell when I’ve had enough pleasure. POT-SHOTS NO. 1992.

phoenix639 Sometimes the worst possible punishment is to be completely forgiven. POT-SHOTS NO. 2730.

TonyPlays How can you possibly consider your own happiness more important that mine? POT-SHOTS NO. 3111.

tootsiedippin Isn’t it strange how many of our secret sensitivities are the same as those of everybody else? POT-SHOTS NO. 2689.

marathonman45202 I’m torn by conflicting apathies. POT-SHOTS NO. 3091.

FunFlirty4u I hope you’re feeling. POT-SHOTS NO. 108.

swngcplncosco I’m thinking of quitting all my activities, in order to devote full-time to my boredom. POT-SHOTS NO. 2952.

meerkittykat Isn’t anybody interested in exploiting my fatal weakness for pleasure? POT-SHOTS NO. 2412.

abqlady2 NOT NOW and maybe not later either. POT-SHOTS NO. 994.

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/19/2006 3:31 am

I wish I could feel needed, without feeling obliged to fill the need. POT-SHOTS NO. 2977.

kittenkisses24 Never fall in love with anybody you can’t afford to lose. POT-SHOTS NO. 2835.

flimflam1966 If I don’t do it today, what will I have to be glad or sorrow about tomorrow? POT-SHOTS NO. 2483.

TheCliticals Before we make love, would you mind taking out the garbage. POT-SHOTS NO. 10.

Sometimes I wish I could give all my emotions the day off … or to somebody else for a while. POT-SHOTS NO. 2493.

MOfunNOWWOW Why have I been singled out to be so ordinary?

The surest way to learn is by doing it … but often the lesson is: don’t do it! POT-SHOTS NO. 3002.

curiousinlorain7 Not everything I dislike should be destroyed: some of it should simply be moved further away. POT-SHOTS NO. 2498.

playrigal I may be forgotten but I’m not gone. POT-SHOTS NO. 244.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me. POT-SHOTS NO. 2436.

_susie1971 Potshots have made me laugh and cry, but, unfortunately, I’ve never felt loved by them. POT-SHOTS NO. 2464 (slightly altered).

I am hoping very soon to have something to hope for. POT-SHOTS NO. 294.

smosmof2 Success, for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others it depends on never being found out. POT-SHOTS NO. 2437.

The mind is a wonderful thing … everybody should have one. POT-SHOTS NO. 292.

ArtisticTwist75 If I can’t get what I want from you, I’ll go away, and get it from nobody. POT-SHOTS NO. 2400.

The surest way to learn is by doing it … but often the lesson is: don’t do it! POT-SHOTS NO. 3002.

CuummDrop submission is not all about sex.... It ought to be against the law for anybody to have too little of anything really good. POT-SHOTS NO. missing in action.

MOfunNOWWOW Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction? POT-SHOTS NO. LOST.

spacecadet561 I can’t decide without further information, and can’t even decide what further information I need. POT-SHOTS NO. 3297.

I need more time and I probably always will: so many men; so little space. POT-SHOTS NO. LOST.

somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/19/2006 3:35 am

womenlooking4fun We’d have a much better future if we could begin now. POT-SHOTS NO. 3187.

LEESPRINGS2003 I wonder how the guys are doing. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

MRSMUFFLAND pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst..... I dare you … spread the love! POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

sexydisaster30 Save time! Love me first, get to know me later. POT-SHOTS NO. 3389.

If it smells good, it is good. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

YourEroticaMaker Strangely enough this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to. POT-SHOTS NO. 3278.

Mistress_Nessa Don't let yourself suffer needlessly ... find yourself some overwhelming need to suffer. POT-SHOTS NO. LOST.

somethingelse40 Life constantly forces me to be funny: They started laughing when I was born, and some have been laughing ever since. POT-SHOTS NO. N/A.

lustcurious42 56F

8/20/2006 12:20 am

Hey now, why are you taking pot-shots at me?

somethingelse40 replies on 8/20/2006 3:55 am:
... because you're so cute and I adore your blog. If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something erotic. Why do so many of my mistakes refuse to go away?

somethingelse40 replies on 8/21/2006 8:06 pm:
They ought to censor everyday life. It’s becoming too shocking. If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, get it right, eh? POT-SHOTS NOs. 4837,2427.

Etherealbreeze 54F

8/20/2006 7:47 am

Could you just be hiding? You've developed a facade to hide behind because you don't want anyone too close for comfort?


I am Roz , a rose that's ephemeral and rare. Yet always here! Hugz!

somethingelse40 replies on 8/20/2006 8:14 am:
I would think quite to the contrary my dear, close is comfort. My façade is my favorite identity.

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
8/20/2006 7:58 am

so attentive and funny, you're a dear

somethingelse40 replies on 8/20/2006 8:16 am:
I just luv your undivided attention.

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
8/20/2006 9:51 am

Am I that negative?

or is it just your perception of my blog...

maybe we should take a pot shot at you....

one that says ....
"I want it all and damn it I want it now..... and again in 15 minutes"


somethingelse40 replies on 8/21/2006 4:40 am:
Not to worry, I’ve been shot full of holes already and have shot myself in the foot many times, but again in 15 minutes sounds terribly optimistic. The one thing that’s most effective in keeping me healthy is my fear of potshots. Indeed you seem to have a unique talent for portraying almost any emotion you can cum up with.

lustcurious42 56F

8/20/2006 6:26 pm

You made me sound like a nit-wit, not cute and adorable and loving my blog. Geesh!! Now I freely admit that I am often a confused, restless soul. But that does not necessarily equate to how I am in reality. I don't write about the things that I have figured out. I write to help me with my indecisions. Oh well, as long as you find it humorous..........

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/21/2006 6:43 pm

You are so silly!

Purry {=}


somethingelse40 replies on 8/21/2006 7:46 pm:
The penalty for not keeping in touch is having less to feel.

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