naughty and nice  

somethingelse40 74M
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6/10/2006 10:06 am

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7/8/2006 3:48 am

naughty and nice

Minding the Body, 24/7

Little Miss Fuckit, sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a rider,
who got down beside her
And banged Miss Fuckit away.

“Where would most of us be without our Bodies and Minds? One thing, at least, is certain: we would not be in this Post, of which those intriguing entities are the principle subject.

“Being both mental and physical at the same time, twenty four hours a day in all kinds of weather, is a demanding task which I personally feel deserves far more credit than you or I are ever likely to receive. Particularly meritorious is our capacity to keep the body nicely “idling” or “turning over” while the Mind is engaged in performing those elegant nocturnal acrobatics called dreams.

“For top performance, of course, the most important requirement is that rare condition known as Perfect Health, characterized by a total lack of symptoms, and hardly even referred to in medical literature. At the opposite end of the spectrum there is a totally inactive state which (for lack of a better term) is usually described as being “dead.”

“Between these two extremes, our strange twosome of Mind and Body shuffles uncertainly along from day to day, sometimes very oddly paired, and occasionally not even on speaking terms, but always chained together under an indeterminate sentence called “Life.”

Gleaned principally from Chapter IV. “Who’s Minding the Body?” of the Monsieur Ashleigh Brilliant’s ALL I WANT IS A WARM BED AND A KIND WORD AND UNLIMITED POWER.

Your own common sense should tell you that common sense alone is not enough. ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3407.

My mind is holding my body hostage … and demanding safe-passage through the world. ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3283, altered a bit by one .

The main requirement for doing everything you want to do is: WANTING LESS. ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3170, altered a bit by one .

Never mind about should you or shouldn’t you: the question is … will you or won’t you? ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3216.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary. ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3191.

There’s only one sure method of turning dreams into reality … it’s by a process called “waking up.” ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3491.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane? ~~ Ashleigh Brilliant: POT-SHOTS NO. 3337.

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/10/2006 7:10 pm

Great post!!!


somethingelse40 replies on 6/11/2006 7:09 am:
Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

florallei 99F

7/7/2006 5:24 pm

Life just isn't fair...youth possesses great health and great body for the most part...the old possesses knowledge and is maddening that science till now has not been able to bridge or combine the two...I love what I have gained thru life at this age but middle age is the next step to seniors...just isn't fair...
For me a man isn't a man until he turns 50...he has gained insight...experiences have taught him what life is about...perhaps that is why I dislike many who pursue me who are much younger than my sucks at times hehehe

somethingelse40 replies on 7/7/2006 7:39 pm:
There was a time
I was everything and nothing all in one
When you found me
I was feeling like a cloud across the sun

I need to tell you
How you light up every second of the day
But in the moonlight
You just shine like a beacon on the bay

And I can't explain
But it's something about the way you look tonight
Takes my breath away
It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside
And I can't describe
But it's something about the way you look tonight
Takes my breath away
The way you look tonight

With a smile
You pull the deepest secrets from my heart
In all honesty
I'm speechless and I don't know where to start

Music by Elton John
Lyrics by Bernie Taupin

florallei 99F

7/7/2006 9:40 pm

I graciously accept such wonderful sentiments...Elton is possibly one of the best lyricist and entertainer in the 20th and 21st century...too bad he is so wacko...hehehe...nevertheless the words are truly beautiful and thank you from the deepest part of me.

somethingelse40 replies on 7/8/2006 3:45 am:
Confidentially, that's the part of you that I really wanted to get to know.

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