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somethingelse40 75M
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4/2/2006 9:25 am

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meat

Random thoughts and feelings on the sole whole soul pole poll: Have patience, my liege: Rome was neither destroyed nor built in a day. To be perfectly honest, I sometimes find it difficult to be perfectly honest. I have nothing definite to apologize for: I'm just sorry about everything in general. It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing. Perhaps it's only when I misunderstand you that I ever really agree with you. How can I hope to capture your heart, if I can't even catch your eye? Most of what I know about happiness and misery I've learned since I met you. I'm so glad you told me what I didn't want to hear, but told someone else what I wanted to hear. The show must go on but I don't have to stay and watch! Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question. Who's in command of this meat?

Do we not now need a separate pole poll for Greek enthusiasts, or have you not yet consulted the ass fairy at sfvcpl818 in her Anal? You want anal? Well, have you heard of........ post, now somewhat hopelessly buried in amongst all of her many rather comparably stimulating and quite accommodating others.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

According to latest official figures 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. No doubt the percentage here could run up even higher.

Which do you prefer?
1 inch or less
2 inches
3 inches
4 inches
5 inches
6 inches
7 inches
8 inches
9 inches
10 inches or more



Allsleeky 36F

4/2/2006 10:37 am

It depends on what kind of meat you're talking about!


somethingelse40 replies on 4/2/2006 12:18 pm:
Hotdogs, honey child; however, it just occured to me that we may have to come up with a separate pole for anal excursionist??? Is that your forte as well, my liege, or perhaps a minor development???

Check this out --> [blog sfvcp1818]

somethingelse40 replies on 4/2/2006 7:01 pm:
Indeed, Allsleeky, looks like I inadvertently gave you a bogus link to the anal fairy!!! My l in cpl looked too much like a 1, huh?

So check this out instead --> sfvcpl818

somethingelse40 replies on 4/14/2006 11:30 pm:
Nice pose, Allsleeky, indeed you look better every time I dare look.

somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/2/2006 3:16 pm

    Quoting Allsleeky:
    It depends on what kind of meat you're talking about!
Oh!!! Go figure!!! {=} ...\8 ?*


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/3/2006 3:21 am

Remembrer the time change???

Spring forward!!! >>! ?*


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/3/2006 3:55 am

Try to be as good as you can,
without arousing jealousy or suspicion.


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/3/2006 3:58 am

If you hide your feelings for long enough,
you may eventually forget what they are.


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/3/2006 4:03 am

According to latest official figures ~^~

43% of all statistics are totally worthless. ?*


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/4/2006 12:18 am

If some wishes are too good to be true,

other wishes must be too bad to be true???


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/4/2006 12:20 am

If some wishes are too good to be true,

other wishes must be too bad to be true??? ?*


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/4/2006 1:06 am

poetry …

Up from the meadows rich with corn
Clear and cool on a September morn
The clustered spirals of Fredrick stand
Green walls from the hills of Maryland.

-- author unknown

Up
from the
meadows
rich with
corn

Clear and
cool
on a
September
morn

The clustered
spirals
of Fredrick
stand

Green walls
from
the hills
of
Maryland.

-- author unknown


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/4/2006 5:55 am

a priority note to the ass fairy ...

RE: the ass fuck conspiracy

Are we talking interludes or interlewds, Ms sfvcpl818???

Pertinent questions: Do you give private lessons??? or group lessons??? or intense interviews??? Is there a sign-up list???

Possible Alternatives: Nevertheless, thanks for the tips: It's going to be quite a formidable task you know to try and memorize all of that stuff. Might you perhaps have an equally pleasurable condensed version: Instant Ass in a Nutshell, Greek for Dummies, or perhaps an Absolute Idiots Guide to Assholes???

On second thought, after taking several additional looks, I may actually prefer your original version at this point. I may print it out and keep it right here next to my pecker between a rock and a hard place.

Here's a brief update on the whole pole poll thing, as it now stands, [lurches].

RE: The pole poll: Have patience, my liege: Rome was not destroyed in a day. To be perfectly honest, I sometimes find it difficult to be perfectly honest. I have nothing definite to apologize for: I'm just sorry about everything in general. It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing. Perhaps it's only when I misunderstand you that I ever really agree with you. How can I hope to capture your heart, if I can't even catch your eye? Most of what I know about happiness and misery I've learned since I met you. I'm so glad you told me what I didn't want to hear, but told someone else what I wanted to hear. The show must go on but I don't have to stay and watch! Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question. Who's in command of this meat?

Do we not now need a separate pole poll for Greek enthusiasts, or have you not yet consulted the ass fairy at sfvcpl818 in her "Anal? You want anal? Well, have you heard of........?" post, now somewhat buried in amongst all of her many rather comparably stimulating others.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat???

According to latest official figures 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. No doubt the percentage here could run up even higher.

Which do you prefer??? Would you tell me if I promise not to tell??

I simply must post this comment on her blog, huh?


sfvcpl818 51M/51F

4/14/2006 9:19 pm

    Quoting somethingelse40:
    a priority note to the ass fairy ...

    RE: the ass fuck conspiracy

    Are we talking interludes or interlewds, Ms sfvcpl818???

    Pertinent questions: Do you give private lessons??? or group lessons??? or intense interviews??? Is there a sign-up list???

    Possible Alternatives: Nevertheless, thanks for the tips: It's going to be quite a formidable task you know to try and memorize all of that stuff. Might you perhaps have an equally pleasurable condensed version: Instant Ass in a Nutshell, Greek for Dummies, or perhaps an Absolute Idiots Guide to Assholes???

    On second thought, after taking several additional looks, I may actually prefer your original version at this point. I may print it out and keep it right here next to my pecker between a rock and a hard place.

    Here's a brief update on the whole pole poll thing, as it now stands, [lurches].

    RE: The pole poll: Have patience, my liege: Rome was not destroyed in a day. To be perfectly honest, I sometimes find it difficult to be perfectly honest. I have nothing definite to apologize for: I'm just sorry about everything in general. It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing. Perhaps it's only when I misunderstand you that I ever really agree with you. How can I hope to capture your heart, if I can't even catch your eye? Most of what I know about happiness and misery I've learned since I met you. I'm so glad you told me what I didn't want to hear, but told someone else what I wanted to hear. The show must go on but I don't have to stay and watch! Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question. Who's in command of this meat?

    Do we not now need a separate pole poll for Greek enthusiasts, or have you not yet consulted the ass fairy at sfvcpl818 in her "Anal? You want anal? Well, have you heard of........?" post, now somewhat buried in amongst all of her many rather comparably stimulating others.

    Which is the non-smoking lifeboat???

    According to latest official figures 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. No doubt the percentage here could run up even higher.

    Which do you prefer??? Would you tell me if I promise not to tell??

    I simply must post this comment on her blog, huh?

Why thanks for the comments .. lovers of asshat fun unite!


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/14/2006 11:27 pm

Indeed, sfvcpl818, it’s been a pleasure, and thanks for the long awaited response from you, and for you truly monumental contributions to AdultFriendFinder. Indeed, I believe this is already my second time to use that word, indeed, perhaps I should touch base with you more often, and certainly make it a point to peruse your no doubt rather prolific and quality stuff. There seems to be so much crap on here, indeed, its quiet a breath of fresh air to read you, especially when you’re really topping out on relevant toppings and topics, as you were here no doubt. However, I must be the first to admit that although my curiosity has occasionally peaked in that general arena, I’ve yet had absolutely no experience or instruction in that particular realm or facet of mind blowing sexuality, and so of course I had no idea what general sizes might generally be most appropriate for such delicate probings. Indeed, sfvcpl818, my liege, you simply must cum more often.


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
4/15/2006 5:15 am

In fact, sfvcpl818, I’ve scheduled a preliminary examination of my genitals at your convenience. {=} ...\8 ?*


Hydragenias 56F

9/7/2006 3:50 am

I voted for 7


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
9/7/2006 10:36 am

Only slightly conservative, huh?


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
9/7/2006 9:33 pm

I don't know what the hell I prefer. I went with 7 just because. LOL!


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
9/8/2006 3:08 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    I don't know what the hell I prefer. I went with 7 just because. LOL!
But just think what an extra inch or two would do for you?


PlaynAgain 54F

9/15/2006 7:27 pm

What size I prefer depends entirely on where it is being served

"Attitude is everything. Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, It's about learning to dance in the rain."


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
9/16/2006 5:15 am

Is there a life before meat?


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
9/22/2006 1:52 pm

    Quoting Pheonix_Dragon:
    I'm so glad you told me what I didn't want to hear, but told someone else what I wanted to hear.
What was that?


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
10/29/2006 3:37 am

Sometimes I think I understand it; then I regain consciousness.


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